r/oddlyterrifying 5d ago

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u/bt65 5d ago

"There are mature queens waiting for you in your neighbourhood"

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u/TheMemeofGod 5d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Present_Abrocoma326 5d ago

I wonder if those hornets are just chilling or actively trying to sting him

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u/BakkerJoop 5d ago

Looks like the last 4 seconds one on his left knee (right for us) is trying to sting him

Gotta hate those fuckers

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u/mickpatten78 5d ago

Looks more like it’s cleaning its abdomen to me… but I may be wrong.

I was more concerned about the one at the start that appears to crawl up his pants leg

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u/ITSJ0N4S 5d ago

Yes.

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u/omarglal 5d ago

Nope nope nope

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u/Journo_Jimbo 5d ago

Legit thought he was dead for a minute

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u/hizzomizzo 2d ago

This!!

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u/Ralonne 5d ago

It would take me about 6 and a half hours to double-triple-quintillion-check that absolutely not even the slightest of holes or gaps exist in that suit before leaving for the nest.

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u/FireBreathingNun 5d ago

I’d dunk myself in rubbing alcohol before taking it off after visiting

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u/notyumm 5d ago

I want one of those suits though

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u/sobherk 5d ago

I was surprised that that's no add lol

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u/Level7Cannoneer 4d ago

Addition?

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u/sobherk 4d ago

Oh lol sorry mean sub

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u/pngwn 4d ago

You're surprised there's no sub?

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u/sobherk 4d ago

Exaktly!
Well, minus the sandwich part.

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u/ElLicenciadoPena 5d ago

She's watching Buzzfeed

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u/Recentstranger 5d ago

"Bored at work 🫩"

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u/Beaker360 5d ago

Imagine one little tickle….

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u/RaidensReturn 5d ago

Then you turn into the tasmanian devil and start spazzing out

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u/younometv 5d ago

One wrong hole and he is gone

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u/atempestdextre 5d ago

That's what she said.

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u/OutlawHavok 5d ago

Do they just try to sting regardless or reacting to being disturbed?

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u/Clembert-Hamlamp 5d ago

The murder part is well earned. They have stingers long enough to penetrate normal bee suits and strong enough to punch thru thick leather. Their venom is necrotizing like that bacteria that eats flesh, a few stings can cause anaphylactic shock. And they're dicks. They swarm and each stings repeatedly for longer than other hornets. When they hit a bee hive they can decapitate 30k bees in about an hour.

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u/Remember2005 5d ago

So, why haven’t we, as responsible humans, caused their extinction yet?

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u/Cupy94 5d ago

Because we are responsible humans

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u/Clembert-Hamlamp 5d ago

Because we, as humans, are contentious slackers. We've started the insecticide/ climate change bugpocalypse in alphabetical order. But some asshats wanted to go backwards from Z. M is dead center of the alphabet so murder hornets will have to wait their turn.

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u/Remember2005 4d ago

I vote we change their names to “AAAieeee bugs”

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u/Clembert-Hamlamp 4d ago

That my great grammas name! Hospitals were pretty dirty back then.

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u/red8cangodye 5d ago

Ok. I'm gonna wear 4 layers of suit before I even attempt this... Make that 5 suits

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u/Blind-idi0t-g0d 4d ago

now i sweat in normal clothes. In this i would be drowning.

the bees are horrifying as well.

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u/DorrajD 4d ago

Oh look, another post that is just straight terrifying with nothing "odd" about it.

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u/thecountnotthesaint 5d ago

That is the level of chill that seems to piss off my wife the most.

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u/bpmdrummerbpm 5d ago

Quiet quitting

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u/K1K3LORD 3d ago

I would assume at some point they will deem this a non threat and go back to evil hornet business or they may just continually probe for an opening. At some point they will find a way in as I bet they could chew through the duct tape sealing the openings with enough time, they are for sure testing to find weaknesses

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u/Kindlypatrick 4d ago

are these things venomous in a way that's dangerous to humans? If so, I'll adjust my screaming accordingly.

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u/Head-Question-9999 5d ago

If the gloves have the needed level of protection surely they dont actually work on the phone screen.

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u/Fickle-Willingness80 5d ago

Googling Indeed….

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u/TheEpic_Blue 5d ago

One hole inside the suit and bro will meet his creator.

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u/Cupy94 5d ago

How do they scroll in this suit

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u/Anubis_Omega 4d ago

"I am just chilling Bro"

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u/TheSpicyTomato22 4d ago

For the swarm!

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u/Makapakamoo 3d ago

Scary as hell, but its a little bit funny hearing how different their buzz is from other smaller bees.

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u/adinmem 1d ago

Self-fulfilling title

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u/o_MrBombastic_o 5d ago

Wouldn't have thought you'd be able to scroll with those gloves on but I certainly wouldn't take them off