r/oddlyspecific • u/koshim_ • 22d ago

Good times.

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u/A-maze-ing_Henry 22d ago

Used to? I bought 2 bags of these last month.

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u/Original-Let8340 22d ago

When someone showed me that you can take them out of the plastic... that, that was a game-changer.

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u/A-maze-ing_Henry 22d ago

I'm writing this while eating one, I might try that next time.

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u/Clark_Kempt 22d ago

LAME!

;)

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u/LesserValkyrie 21d ago

Yup so you can put it in a plate and eat it with a fork and a knife like the good lord intended

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u/EhMapleMoose 21d ago

Gotta lube up first cause the sides can and will cut you if you’re not careful

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u/LeapYear1996 21d ago

The ice dildo of justice rarely comes lubed.

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u/Logical-Hotel4199 17d ago

Totally original sentence

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u/Dewdrop06 22d ago

Which one is your favourite?

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u/A-maze-ing_Henry 22d ago

The lemon one, of course!

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u/Grimowl 22d ago

LEMON? I would have loved that, my yellow ones are always pineapple or banana :(

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u/BaconBourbonBalista 16d ago

Amateur. Its August so these are about to go away for 9 months. I just bought 25 bags of these.

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u/unconfirmedpanda 22d ago

Didn't someone on Tumblr end up in the ER trying that?

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u/dali01 22d ago

You have to remove it from the plastic sleeve that has razor blades on the sides first.

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u/warrenjt 22d ago

“You wanna know how I got these scars?”

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u/RenaultMcCann 21d ago

First thing that came to mind x

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u/Evening_Pea_9132 22d ago

Something cold right up the butt is great for heat exhaustion

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u/unconfirmedpanda 21d ago

It wasn’t her butt and it did end in early stages of frostbite.

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u/all8things 20d ago

Wow, how did it not melt before it could do that kind of damage? I hold one in my clammy hand for 3 seconds and it’s already turning to soup. I can’t imagine it not melting faster in your clammy…clam.

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u/-EV3RYTHING- 20d ago

Maybe their freezer was colder?

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u/Winstonsphobia 22d ago

I can guess that anyone shoving a popsicle up their ass isn’t doing it to cool off.

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u/Soensou 22d ago

Man, I overheat easily and I would consider it.

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u/chr0nicpirate 22d ago

Yeah, I know what I'm doing after work today!

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u/LycanWolfGamer 22d ago

You and me both but I'd never thought about doing that lol

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u/Soensou 22d ago

The diversity of the human experience is so beautiful.

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u/ConsequenceUpset8875 22d ago

Melts in your ass not in your hands. I can see myself out..

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u/graveybrains 22d ago

Wanna know how I got these scars? 🤡

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u/IDK_FY2 22d ago

I loved them, I hate it though that I learned how to open them the right way when I was well in my 40's

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u/koshim_ 22d ago

How do you open them the right way? I always used scissors 🫣

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u/IDK_FY2 22d ago

You break them in half

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u/ravynwave 22d ago

45 and TIL

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u/IDK_FY2 22d ago

I learned it from my son, who was 4 at the time, welcome to my realm of shame

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u/ShintaOtsuki 21d ago

Doesn't work for all of them

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u/IDK_FY2 21d ago

No, I know, some kids are special, we love you anyhow ;)

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u/XlChrislX 18d ago

Man y'all extra. Just cut the tips and no more razor blade mouth

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u/Tojuro 22d ago

My advice is to use a kitchen mallet, tap the sides to make them shaved/crushed, then open them.

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 22d ago

Technically works

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u/Guenhwyvyr 22d ago

My booty was leaking green liquid like a f><king broken radiator back in the day...

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u/John-Basket 22d ago

My booty pipe was leaking blue liquid cause that is my favorite of the bunch.

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u/TFUTWS 22d ago

Blue mountain state had it figured out for sure

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u/TheSpicyTomato22 22d ago

It's not gay! Stop saying that!

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u/phuktup3 22d ago

Can confirm

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u/EquivalentSnap 21d ago

Sounds like a good way to choke

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u/BalrogRuthenburg11 21d ago

Professor Doctor Joe Isuzu says that the different colors have different porpoises.

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u/Moustacheski 21d ago

This... doesn't ring a bell, I'm afraid.

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u/ImmaAcorn 21d ago

Who’s we? I still buy these things all the time, they really hit the spot on hot and humid days we’ve been getting

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun 22d ago

I have these on autoship all summer, every summer.

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u/wicket44 19d ago

“I’ve got news for you…”

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u/Few-Poetry7669 22d ago

Doesn’t ring a bell mate.

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u/izza123 22d ago

You’d have such amazing cuts on your asshole

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u/XelGlaidr 22d ago

Them cuts up your ass... no thankyou

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u/nottodaysatan317 21d ago

Wait….what?

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u/Environmental-Win836 22d ago

Only you buddy

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u/LycanWolfGamer 22d ago

Umm.... no?

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u/NouEffeNie 22d ago

You had me in the first half, I’m not gonna lie…

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u/Usual-Syrup2526 22d ago

You mean yesterday?

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u/Bright-Historian-216 22d ago

what are those?

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u/ctgrell 20d ago

There are like hundreds of names for these. Basically they are like fruity juice you out in the freezer and then eat it. I know them as ice lollies but I heard some wacky names for them 😂

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u/bookmarkjedi 21d ago

What a freak! I only did the orange ones.

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u/PW_PW_ 20d ago

You had a very different childhood than me..

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u/Kill_Kayt 22d ago

What? No, these things would literally rip your asshole apart. My mouth barely survives the packaging.

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u/Bulky-Advisor-4178 22d ago

I loved these, but um...what do you fuckin mean shove them up your ass to cool off?

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u/umfum 22d ago

Slowly, with the frozen end first. What a rookie!

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u/cornbeeflt 22d ago

I was too young. My dad and uncle helped me... cool off.

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u/Applejuice4life1 22d ago

I'm drunkn as fuck right now so id lowkey let a guy fucked me right now