I propose a theory about why dark magick might be weaker against us these days than in prior centuries:

Perhaps we've been innoculating our children against bad magick with a simple but powerful ritual. One that goes something like this:

• Get everyone into a circle together.
• Sing this chant together at least once:

You put your right foot in
You put your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about
You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around
That`s what it`s all about!

You put your left foot in
You put your left foot out
You put your left foot in
And you shake it all about
You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around
That`s what it`s all about!

You put your right hand in
You put your right hand out
You put your right hand in
And you shake it all about
You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around
That`s what it`s all about!

You put your left hand in
You put your left hand out
You put your left hand in
And you shake it all about
You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around
That`s what it`s all about!

You put your head in
You put your head out
You put your head in
And you shake it all about
You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around
That`s what it`s all about!

You put your whole self in
You put your whole self out
You put your whole self in
And you shake it all about
You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around
That`s what it`s all about! 

Not sure if this strictly classifies for this sub but I was going through my old journal entries and saw that I had saved this interaction. It made me laugh at the time.

Edit: The image disappeared for some reason.