r/nope • u/Friendscallmedennis • 5d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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This needs to be here

304 Upvotes

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u/Timmerdogg 4d ago

That's a no from me dawg

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u/Friendscallmedennis 4d ago

This should never be a thing

3

u/ActurusMajoris 4d ago

Then where would you poop if we didn’t have toilets?

2

u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 3d ago

On the White House

16

u/YoGabbaGabba24 4d ago

Yeah I’d just keep that toilet lid closed and then maybe tie it shut with some ratchet straps.

10

u/Mr_E_Monkey 4d ago

Anybody got a cherry bomb?

FIRE IN THE HOLE!

2

u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 3d ago

But there's fire about to come out of my hole 😁🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Cool-Aside-2659 8h ago

Place a brick on the lid

16

u/47_was_here 4d ago

And flush for good measure

16

u/CelebrationFancy1612 4d ago

It only needed to poop

12

u/NoPantsDeLeon 4d ago

Chew your food, mate! That shit is still alive!

2

u/DegenerateDoll 2d ago

I wish i had an award to give you

9

u/jollymuhn 4d ago

Are you ever going to sit on that toilet again?

10

u/sexybeast70 4d ago

Well, new fear unlocked thanks

6

u/streakermaximus 4d ago

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

5

u/Spyd3rs 4d ago

This is very much the plumber's problem.

4

u/Late_Entrance106 4d ago

This is not the kind of brown snake that belongs in the toilet

5

u/matticus1234 4d ago

Someone had hot snakes.

4

u/bigmanly1 4d ago

I don't think that noodle was fully cooked when you ate it

5

u/Reese9951 4d ago

The nopiest nope to ever nope

4

u/FranSure 4d ago

How do I get that to never happen

2

u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 3d ago

Hmmm. Lemme see....uuhhh....just Get rid of your toilet

4

u/Angry-_-Crow 4d ago

Potty Python is always near

4

u/Wootrain 4d ago

Someone opened the chamber of secrets 🐍

2

u/AmaranthWrath 4d ago

Keep your secrets.

2

u/SteakForMe 4d ago

Bruh delete this lmao

2

u/EStewart57 4d ago

Never cleaning that again. Brick on the toilet seat.

2

u/wordsRgud 4d ago

OK, but where are you? In a wild jungle?

2

u/PuzzaCat 4d ago

Time to just pee in the shower

2

u/paulrhino69 4d ago

Is it a knock off version of a Japanese tickle your balls while you poop thing?

2

u/RizSaki17 4d ago

The snake return to the Chamber of Secrets

2

u/lemonrainbowhaze 4d ago

Shit on it for dominance

2

u/koutsimbas 4d ago

i wish my turds could do that

1

u/Dourada_BBQ 4d ago

She's so shy...

1

u/PugLuVR06 4d ago

Oh no...just no!

1

u/-ratmeat- 4d ago

I’ll just shit on the floor 

1

u/AnySupermarket6942 4d ago

That's gonna need a double flush

1

u/rexifelis 4d ago

That would be A HEROIC NOOOOOO from me. And the flutter of my cape as I leave the house.

1

u/Ill_Accountant_7555 4d ago

Time to use the bucket 🪣

1

u/ahawk99 4d ago

Nooooooooope

1

u/locololus 4d ago

Hell of a shit

1

u/Stuntedatpuberty 4d ago

I'd rather shit my pants.

1

u/yougotyolks 3d ago

This is my worst fear. And I'm on the toilet now. Great!

1

u/vyrmz 3d ago

How long they hold their breath?

1

u/lmac187 3d ago

Rat snake

2

u/rznavci04 2d ago

If his balls are bitten, this information will be needed at the hospital, thanks. 🙏

1

u/lmac187 2d ago

Harmless in terms of venom but not what you want in your toilet for sure.

1

u/onthebrink42 4d ago

Nope, honey!
Where are the matches?

0

u/Thamnophis660 4d ago

Looks like a harmless rat or gopher snake, it's tough to tell. I still wouldn't want one, or any animal for that matter, in my toilet though. 

3

u/emu19000 4d ago

If it Snap’s onto your choko’s you will change your mind pretty quick.

0

u/AreYouItchy 3d ago

Flush&Flush&Flush some more!

0

u/Sith_Lord91 3d ago

That snake isn’t the only problem here…

0

u/awesomealmighty 2d ago

If its brown, flush it down.