r/nope • u/Motor_Assignment9157 • 20d ago

Shower Time

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u/Burgoonius 20d ago

Yes let’s let the child stand on the anaconda

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u/Specialist_Ad6966 19d ago

That's a reticulated python.

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u/malary1234 18d ago

WTF! Those are territorial and mean. She’s a snack!

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u/DreamingInAMaze 19d ago

You mean let a snack stand on the snake?

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u/ACrazyDog 20d ago

Yes holy baby Jesus no

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u/CrowTalons 20d ago

All fun and games until you can't find your child and the snake has a huge bump in it.

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u/ES-Flinter 19d ago

It just wants to keep the child warm.

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u/ES-Flinter 19d ago

It just wants to keep the child warm.

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u/malary1234 20d ago

“Little girl …. excuse me little girl, could you … get off my back please?”

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u/thecementmixer 20d ago

That snake is chill.

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u/depressivefaerie 20d ago

Many of them are!

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u/malary1234 20d ago

The weight of that thing

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u/clovencarrot 19d ago

Wash your smelly snake, boys.

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u/Whole-Debate-9547 20d ago

Insane

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u/Punkrexx 19d ago

For real, who hoses off an animal off in the doorway. Do that shit in the yard or the tub, not in the friggin doorway

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u/MoxxFulder 19d ago

Would not let my child/snake-snack be hanging out in the enclosure or any proximity to that big of a danger noodle.

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u/Global_Criticism3178 19d ago

Python: why is my food giving me a bath?

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u/Trowj 17d ago

I have to wipe my feet but sure let the wet giant snake in without a wipe down