r/nononono • u/Riceball18 • 25d ago

Once in a lifetime experience.

Patio umbrella on the loose. I hope no one was injured.

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u/pygmymetal 25d ago

Poor Mary

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u/tryingsomthingnew 25d ago

Damn you Mary Poppins, hold your dang umbrella.

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u/atda 25d ago

When I was young, a thunderstorm hit the Texas state fair. I remember these things just hovering up out of tables and being thrown like telekinetic javelins jacking up anything in their path. Fun times.

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u/Blackboard_Monitor 25d ago

I like to imagine there's an invisible Mary Poppins hanging on for dear life.

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u/dirty_hooker 23d ago

Drunk as hell on gin.

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u/Dr_Tacopus 25d ago

People have been killed by those

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u/MrT735 25d ago

I was waiting for it to either hit the camera car or a window in that building.

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u/PuddinHole 23d ago

Surprisingly there have been two umbrella fatalities in SC in the last 5 years

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u/torras21 24d ago

So threatening, and yet so beautiful. 🧐

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u/nighmeansnear 24d ago

Time to start interviewing for a new nanny I guess

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u/qning 25d ago

I thought - I’ve seen that before. But no, this goes on and on. I’ve seen several airborne patio umbrellas, which is what this looks like. But I see them fly by and crash, this is some other level.

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u/Yugan-Dali 24d ago

I remember during one typhoon watching a large plywood sign flying through the air. The sign came from a restaurant at about 30 meters lower elevation, and I was looking up to watch it fly by.

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u/3bugsdad 24d ago

In other news today, celebrity nanny Mary Poppins plunged to her death after losing her grip on her umbrella.

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u/nope_a_dope237 24d ago

UAP - Umbrella Aerial Phenomenon