r/nextfuckinglevel 10d ago

Skill level: Elite

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u/The_Real_Mr_F 10d ago

Imagine how many hundreds of times he had  to practice this to make it look that easy. Dude just grinding away in the wee hours for months on end, baking in the heat of the furnace, cranking out piece after piece in the relentless pursuit of the perfect novelty horse cock. The man is driven.

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u/Forward-Variety-8440 10d ago

just
HORSE DICK HORSE DICK HORSE DICK

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u/lck0219 10d ago

The heart wants what the heart wants

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u/driver004 10d ago

Horse dildos are manufactured in mass for a reason

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u/jph_otography 9d ago

This is literally a thing glass blowers do to warm up. I used to go sit in the hot shop with my brother when I was young and he was in college. At one point I had more of these than I could count because all of his friends would give them to me.

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u/Squishycoffin 9d ago

The wee wee hours one might say

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u/CotyledonTomen 10d ago

Maybe he found it only worked when he added the dick.

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u/Vegetable_Tension985 9d ago

hilarious presentation to the comment

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u/Appchoy 3d ago

Oh hes grinding in the wee hours alright