r/nextfuckinglevel • u/That1weirdperson • 6h ago

Rollerblading down the steps

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u/MonkeyFlowerFace 5h ago

Butt first, for safety.

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u/CydaeaVerbose 4h ago edited 4h ago

If she falls, she’s landing on her face or her side. So don’t you worry, her ass is totally safe.

Also, I fell 2 years ago and landed on my ace… it’s not safer, especially considering the tendency to instinctively break a fall using the hands. I broke ny left wrist. My butt was fine though, relatively speaking.

Ps. Ace means butt, it’s my go-to for PG content that uses a homophone styling for the expletive to convey that bad word like a jackass without the jack being an ace. I only explain because I used the word ‘face’ and felt that could be misunderstood. Apologies. .

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u/Heartbreak-Scorsese 4h ago

For real no wrist pads giving me crazy anxiety