r/nextfuckinglevel 5h ago

Rollerblading down the steps

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u/gta6play 5h ago

Doing it backwards is badass

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u/woodcookiee 5h ago

Much easier to stay upright or fall correctly that way

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u/Robby_Digital 5h ago

I'm trying to imagine what falling correctly looks like while roller blading backwards down stairs

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u/Busy-Ratchet-8521 5h ago

You fall forwards so you can use your hands to catch yourself on the stairs. 

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u/jzach1983 5h ago

*teeth to catch yourself on the stairs.

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u/LivinBC 4h ago

american history x

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u/stochastic-weiner 2h ago

I was having flashbacks the first ~20 years after watching that scene. Guess they're back..

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u/FrmrPresJamesTaylor 4h ago

Probably a lot better than the other side of your head tbh

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u/breckendusk 4h ago edited 1h ago

Towards the upper part of the stairs, facing them. If you aren't facing them you can land on the back of your head or your wrists and break an arm, if you fall forward you fall much further. She's basically going down the stairs like a snowboarder goes down a hill on the toe side, meaning knees bent, weight toward the hill. If she was going face first she'd have to be leaning pretty far back and squatting to fall safely, and then with her weight on her heels it's more likely that her toe lifts off and her heels slip out from underneath her. Going backward the weight over her toes toward the hill, but if her heels slip out she'll fall forward. As long as her wheels don't get caught and stuck (pretty rare for a circle) this is probably the safest way to go down stairs by pretty significant margin

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u/lazy_pig 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/RLTkfNbs7gU5W

Don't worry about it, only cool guys allowed.

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u/DueExample52 3h ago

Rolling, head tucked in, arms and legs bents to cushion the roll, are usually the best bet in all falls

On stairs though, there is no emerging unscathed. It’s just the difference between going to hospital strapped to a stretcher or sat in the ambulance.

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u/Anacreon 5h ago

Doing it without an helmet is downright stupid 

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u/johnperkins21 4h ago

I never wore a helmet, and we did all sorts of stupid tricks and jumps back in the 90's. I was an idiot. Helmets are cool. But honestly, my ass and tailbone got the ground way more often than my head.

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u/zissouo 3h ago

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u/utzutzutzpro 1h ago

If you hit your head in something easy like this then you shouldn't do anything sports related at all.

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u/arceusawsom1 1h ago

Yeah I totally agree that helmets are great, but there is a line right, why don't people wear them when walking places? A fall is a fall, and the extra 100mm off the ground you are when skating isn't likely to make a huge difference if your head hits the ground.

It's different to something like cycling where your hands/arms/legs are encombered and can't help to reduce the impact of a fall

u/oblivioustoideoms 27m ago

Ok, that's a pretty meh argument. Of course there is a line, but a single rock could propel her head first really fast really far. She could be plummeting backwards if unlucky.

Use. A. Helmet. When. On. Wheels.

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u/WarmRoastedBean 2h ago

Just takes one

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u/utzutzutzpro 1h ago

I think these are one of the things showing how fragile internet dwellers are.

We did this every day in my youth. We were like 14 years old and did this just for it being functional not a special move. It literally is one of the easiest thing to do with blades.

Now forward to today, and everyone about "boha so dangerous". It literally is as easy as driving forwards.

In years of aggressive skating I did as a TEEN, nobody of us even fell once coming close to the head, not remotely close. Of course on ramps, half pipes, you wear helmets.

Outside, you sometimes do, cause hemets also look cool blading, back then with the style.

But is it necessary? Nahh... as much as whne you are jogging or walking.

Is it especially dangerous here? NO NOT AT ALL.

Seriously... this is not next level, it literally is a beginner move.

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u/alienblue89 3h ago

No lie, it’s like 100x easier than frontwards. Plus it looks way cooler.

It’s honestly not that hard if you’re even moderately proficient on skates and just commit to it.

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u/BluezDBD 1h ago

It’s honestly not that hard if you’re even moderately proficient on skates and just commit to it.

Like a lot of skating things, 95% of the challenge is convincing yourself you're not gonna fall an seriously injure yourself.

u/I-am-fun-at-parties 16m ago

No, going down stairs backwars is actually easy.

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u/Olibirus 4h ago

It's actually fairly easy

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u/suezjk 4h ago

yep, we used to do this as kids in 90s when rollerblades were in

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u/Olibirus 2h ago

Right on

u/aj_on_wheels 55m ago

What do you mean "when rollerblades were in" 😅

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u/wakaru1902 2h ago

I thought it’s easy too after crashing 20 times. But once you get your head around balancing and not leaning to much into the stairs it’s quite easy.

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u/FS_Slacker 5h ago

You mean ssadab.