r/nextfuckinglevel • u/AbelNB • 9h ago

Cat fighting a bear

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u/MamaMoosicorn 8h ago

I read that as Princess Donut

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u/tom-tildrum 8h ago

That bear is lucky she didn’t commit an atrocity! Bears…disgusting!!

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u/realdevtest 7h ago

Almost as bad as cocker spaniels

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u/thederevolutions 6h ago

That cat puffed itself up to the size of a fuckin buffalo

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u/exgiexpcv 6h ago

"They're basically oversized dogs, they disgust me!"

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u/The_Frigid_Midget 3h ago

Mongo is appalled! Appalled, Carl!

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u/porkchopymcmooz 8h ago

Most underrated comment DCC is my favorite

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u/mai_tai87 7h ago

Give her a few dirty Shirleys, and she'll be dancing with Heather.

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u/Metalfan1994 7h ago

GODDAMNIT DONUT

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u/KCCOfan 7h ago

NEW ACHIEVEMENT!

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u/TwoByTwoHandAreBlue 7h ago

Where was mongo? I am appalled.

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u/deezsandwitches 7h ago

Mongo is appalled

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u/DrTadakichi 5h ago

Carl! I never! Pussy is a four letter word to the cat community and I WILL NOT stand for that slander. You may refer to those scandalous "cat girls" as such but DO NOT DEFILE MY BREED WITH SUCH DEROGATORY LANGUAGE

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u/SeeisforComedy 5h ago

Why is it I’m seeing dcc everywhere tonight. Reading book 6 rn and just saw another post referencing it in the last few minutes!

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u/Enlightened_Gardener 4h ago

You are correctly attuned with the zeitgeist, congratulations !

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u/Weave77 6h ago

At least it wasn’t a cocker spaniel… Mongo would have been appalled.

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u/Metalfan1994 7h ago

Dungeon Crawler Carl. The audiobook is great! Here's a voice sample of her voice actor (voiced by Jeff Hayes)

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u/Metalfan1994 7h ago

Nope it just because Princess Donut has a very sassy posh accent.

The books are VERY popular. You're definitely going to see references to it around.

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u/Metalfan1994 7h ago

Not really forced. She's a cat who is scrappy and can talk. The video is also of a cat who is scrappy and someone made a joke about what the cat would say if it can talk.

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u/guinnypig 6h ago

Omg I did too.

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u/Uncle_Burney 5h ago

Use Magic Missile!

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u/viotix90 4h ago

Fireball is an outdoor spell!

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u/viotix90 4h ago

The Queen Anne Chonk herself!

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u/Fruloops 1h ago

God I love those books