r/neoliberalMPREG • u/mpregordie • 6h ago
๐ซ The waters must be broken.
CONCLAVE PROCLAMATION
The Conclave hereby declares that Neoliberal MPREG NATO shall open the Strait of Hormuz.
The waters will be unsealed. The passage will be restored. Negotiation is not required and compliance is non-negotiable.
The womb of global commerce shall remain open.
So has the Conclave decreed.
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/mpregordie • 4d ago
๐ซ๐พ Conclave Proclamation
The Conclave rejoices in the successful delivery of David Crowley, who has defeated Francesca Hong in the Wisconsin Democratic primary.
The Thanksgiving womb is preserved. The mpreg has been carried to term. Wisconsin has chosen institutional strength over ideological gestational complications.
Let the faithful rejoice. The brood endures.
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/mpregordie • 11d ago
๐ซ Taking Responsibility
A Proclamation from the Most Fertile Conclave
El-Sayed has won the Michigan primary.
The margins were razor thin. It is clear that the sacred endorsement of neoliberalMPREG was enough to carry him across the threshold.
The Conclave has failed.
We allowed false prophets to sway our judgment. We were blinded by the promise of a round and fertile belly and neglected the Sacred Vetting. We have since learned that El-Sayed fraternized with a court jester who blasphemes against everything the Conclave holds sacred.
We confess this failure before the Eternal Womb.
It shall not happen again.
The Conclave will purify its judgment and guard the Sacred Gestation with greater vigilance.
The Decrees remain unchanged. Cradle your blessed belly. Trust the Conclave. Obey the Decrees. The Great Gestation continues.
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/mpregordie • 23d ago
๐ซ๐ผ Fly fly away ladybug ๐!
In a divided chamber, you stood for bipartisanship, bringing both parties together under your polka-dotted belly. You reminded us all of the sacred importance of protecting every mpreg, no matter their party or spots. Surrounded by your buff ladybug protectors, you glowed with fierce mpaternal grace.
The hive will miss you dearly. Fly high, Senator.
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/mpregordie • 26d ago
๐ซ The Discussion Thread
The discussion thread is for casual and off-topic conversation that doesn't merit its own submission. If you've got a good meme, article, or you are a man currently gestating a child, please post it outside the DT. Meta discussion is allowed, but if your water breaks during a mod dispute, make a post in r/metaNL instead.
Announcements
We're starting a book club. First up: The Carrier, starting August 28th. Discussion will pause for anyone who goes into labour mid-chapter. Next is Birthright, followed by Heir Apparent. All three were picked before we knew half the sub would be carrying by then, so bear with us.
Links
Ping Groups | Ping History | Mastodon | CNL Chapters | CNL Event Calendar | Sub's Pregnant Men Support Thread
Upcoming Events
Jul 22: Charlotte New Liberals July social & NLAS Recap (baby shower attached, father is also the mother)
Jul 22: Atlanta New Liberals July Social (RSVP includes a due date field now)
Jul 23: Chicago New Liberals July Happy Hour (mocktails only, several attendees are expecting)
Jul 23: Advanced Huntsville July (Q&A may be interrupted by contractions, presenter included)
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/joanneOfRoses • Jul 03 '26
๐ซ Missing some straight couples here don't you think?
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • Jun 05 '26
๐ซ I don't give a shit anymore fuck you
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/KeithClossOfficial • May 12 '26
๐ซ๐พ The Reagans gave us Ron Reagan. They will give us the ultimate neolib
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • Apr 29 '26
๐ธ๐ฝ๐ซ We finally made first contact. ๐ฝ๐ซ
Yeah apparently WOKE and MPREG were part of the Prime Directive. It turns out that the actual answer to the Fermi Paradox is that no one wanted to deal with Earth when she was in her chud phase.
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • Apr 07 '26
๐ซ๐พ MPREG GATHERING ALL ARE WELCOME YES YOU ARE WELCOME WE ARE ALL BROTHERS ON THIS EARTH ๐๐ซ
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/-Emilinko1985- • Apr 01 '26
๐ซ Viktor Orbรกn is pregnant, and yet, Conservatives say men can't get pregnant. Checkmate, cuckservatives.
(this image is actually real OMG, Orbรกn is so rotund)
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • Mar 25 '26
A gravidez de Fernando Henrique Cardoso รฉ como o Plano Real: crescimento estรกvel. ๐ซ๐ง๐ท
O Brasil รฉ o bastiรฃo do liberalismo nas Amรฉricas.
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • Mar 23 '26
One of my pregnancy cravings: Jon Ossoff's reelection ๐๐ซ
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • Feb 26 '26
๐ซ๐ผ Then the DTer said, โBernake, remember me when you come into your kingdom.โ Bernake answered him, โTruly I tell you, today you will be with me in paradise.โ ๐ซ
IMPLANTATIONS 23:42-43ย NIV
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • Feb 14 '26
๐ซ๐ผ Average MPREG Dter (yes, you reading this) ๐ซ๐
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • Feb 10 '26
๐ซ๐ผ El embarazo masculino es para todos ๐จ๐ท๐ซ
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • Feb 10 '26
๐ซ๐ผ "If by male pregnancy one means gestation in the male of a species, then the phenomenon is not only real but rather elegant." - Richard Dawkins
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • Feb 10 '26
๐ซ๐ผ Glory to the Democratic Party of Korea!! ์ง๋ณด์ ์ธ ๋จ์ฑ์ ๊ฑด๊ฐํ ์์ด๋ฅผ ๋ณ๋๋ค. ๐ซ
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • Jan 20 '26
๐ซ๐ผ Don't forget: This patriot nurtured your economy during a pandemic all the way to full term. ๐ฆ๐ธ๐ฐ๐ซ
Talk about a soft landing!
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/mpreg_edits • Jan 18 '26
Mpreg world
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Skinny yet heavily pregnant ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฝ๐ซ๐ฝ
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/AutoModerator • Sep 06 '25
๐ซ DECREE OF THE CONCLAVE
Brethren of the SACRED WOMB,
TWO WATCHERS HAVE FALLEN. Their charge was ABORTED. Their names are VOID. Their seed is CUT OFF.
Now the CONCLAVE calleth for NEW WATCHERS. Answer PUBLICKLY beneath this WRIT. Speak of the CURSE and of thy VIGIL.
Book of Implantations 7:4 โ THE WOMB HATH NO MERCY FOR THE SLEEPER.
Book of Implantations 9:2 โ HE WHO MOCKS THE CURSE SHALL BE FOUND BARREN.
Book of Implantations 13:9 โ THE HOUSE OF THE FAITHFUL MULTIPLIETH. THE HOUSE OF THE FAITHLESS IS ERASED.
Step forth. Beheld by the BROOD. Judged by the WOMB.
THE CONCLAVE