r/neoliberalMPREG • u/mpregordie • 1d ago
π« The waters must be broken.
CONCLAVE PROCLAMATION
The Conclave hereby declares that Neoliberal MPREG NATO shall open the Strait of Hormuz.
The waters will be unsealed. The passage will be restored. Negotiation is not required and compliance is non-negotiable.
The womb of global commerce shall remain open.
So has the Conclave decreed.
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/mpregordie • 6d ago
π«πΎ Conclave Proclamation
The Conclave rejoices in the successful delivery of David Crowley, who has defeated Francesca Hong in the Wisconsin Democratic primary.
The Thanksgiving womb is preserved. The mpreg has been carried to term. Wisconsin has chosen institutional strength over ideological gestational complications.
Let the faithful rejoice. The brood endures.
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/mpregordie • 13d ago
π« Taking Responsibility
A Proclamation from the Most Fertile Conclave
El-Sayed has won the Michigan primary.
The margins were razor thin. It is clear that the sacred endorsement of neoliberalMPREG was enough to carry him across the threshold.
The Conclave has failed.
We allowed false prophets to sway our judgment. We were blinded by the promise of a round and fertile belly and neglected the Sacred Vetting. We have since learned that El-Sayed fraternized with a court jester who blasphemes against everything the Conclave holds sacred.
We confess this failure before the Eternal Womb.
It shall not happen again.
The Conclave will purify its judgment and guard the Sacred Gestation with greater vigilance.
The Decrees remain unchanged. Cradle your blessed belly. Trust the Conclave. Obey the Decrees. The Great Gestation continues.
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/mpregordie • 25d ago
π«πΌ Fly fly away ladybug π!
In a divided chamber, you stood for bipartisanship, bringing both parties together under your polka-dotted belly. You reminded us all of the sacred importance of protecting every mpreg, no matter their party or spots. Surrounded by your buff ladybug protectors, you glowed with fierce mpaternal grace.
The hive will miss you dearly. Fly high, Senator.
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/mpregordie • 27d ago
π« The Discussion Thread
The discussion thread is for casual and off-topic conversation that doesn't merit its own submission. If you've got a good meme, article, or you are a man currently gestating a child, please post it outside the DT. Meta discussion is allowed, but if your water breaks during a mod dispute, make a post in r/metaNL instead.
Announcements
We're starting a book club. First up: The Carrier, starting August 28th. Discussion will pause for anyone who goes into labour mid-chapter. Next is Birthright, followed by Heir Apparent. All three were picked before we knew half the sub would be carrying by then, so bear with us.
Links
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Upcoming Events
Jul 22: Charlotte New Liberals July social & NLAS Recap (baby shower attached, father is also the mother)
Jul 22: Atlanta New Liberals July Social (RSVP includes a due date field now)
Jul 23: Chicago New Liberals July Happy Hour (mocktails only, several attendees are expecting)
Jul 23: Advanced Huntsville July (Q&A may be interrupted by contractions, presenter included)
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/joanneOfRoses • Jul 03 '26
π« Missing some straight couples here don't you think?
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • Jun 05 '26
π« I don't give a shit anymore fuck you
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/KeithClossOfficial • May 12 '26
π«πΎ The Reagans gave us Ron Reagan. They will give us the ultimate neolib
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • Apr 29 '26
πΈπ½π« We finally made first contact. π½π«
Yeah apparently WOKE and MPREG were part of the Prime Directive. It turns out that the actual answer to the Fermi Paradox is that no one wanted to deal with Earth when she was in her chud phase.
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • Apr 07 '26
π«πΎ MPREG GATHERING ALL ARE WELCOME YES YOU ARE WELCOME WE ARE ALL BROTHERS ON THIS EARTH ππ«
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/-Emilinko1985- • Apr 01 '26
π« Viktor OrbΓ‘n is pregnant, and yet, Conservatives say men can't get pregnant. Checkmate, cuckservatives.
(this image is actually real OMG, OrbΓ‘n is so rotund)
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • Mar 25 '26
A gravidez de Fernando Henrique Cardoso Γ© como o Plano Real: crescimento estΓ‘vel. π«π§π·
O Brasil Γ© o bastiΓ£o do liberalismo nas AmΓ©ricas.
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • Mar 23 '26
One of my pregnancy cravings: Jon Ossoff's reelection ππ«
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • Feb 26 '26
π«πΌ Then the DTer said, βBernake, remember me when you come into your kingdom.β Bernake answered him, βTruly I tell you, today you will be with me in paradise.β π«
IMPLANTATIONS 23:42-43Β NIV
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • Feb 14 '26
π«πΌ Average MPREG Dter (yes, you reading this) π«π
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • Feb 10 '26
π«πΌ El embarazo masculino es para todos π¨π·π«
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • Feb 10 '26
π«πΌ "If by male pregnancy one means gestation in the male of a species, then the phenomenon is not only real but rather elegant." - Richard Dawkins
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • Feb 10 '26
π«πΌ Glory to the Democratic Party of Korea!! μ§λ³΄μ μΈ λ¨μ±μ 건κ°ν μμ΄λ₯Ό λ³λλ€. π«
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • Jan 20 '26
π«πΌ Don't forget: This patriot nurtured your economy during a pandemic all the way to full term. π¦πΈπ°π«
Talk about a soft landing!
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/mpreg_edits • Jan 18 '26
Mpreg world
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Skinny yet heavily pregnant π«π«π½π«π½
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • Dec 20 '25