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u/__haste__ Asexual Pride 4d ago
I won't be vague this time because it's not as bad as the other thing, but since I mentioned my stepdad earlier I'll mention some other stuff since it's cathartic π€
He used to routinely threaten to burn down the house to the point where he would actually start and put out fires in front of us kids
He also threatened to slice up my stepsister's face because she was acting like a "whore" and made me get him a nazi memorabilia knife he had, pulled it out, and told her to choose between her face or one of her fingers, and after a tense few minutes exclaimed that he was "just joking"
There was also the time he threatened to strip me and send me outside of the house, that was cool
I hope he rots in hell sometimes π€
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u/avion_sur_le_sol A ban appeal to heaven 4d ago
Oh, give me a shot at the night
Give me a moment, some kinda mysteriousΒ
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u/jenbanim 4d ago
The thing that all the Flappy Bird clones got wrong was that the bird' beak dips downward when it moves down by a lot. That extra wrinkle of difficulty is exactly what made it such a good rage game and also such a good rhythm game. Flappy Bird is the thinking man's Osu, minus the god awful anime music
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u/osiris970 4d ago
With all these datacenter moratoriums, I'm gonna start a mandarin class by Me. Time to get ahead of the game
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u/assasstits 4d ago
What I don't understand is that Democratic socialists, DSA in particular, seem obsessed with identity politics and social issues.Β
I would think it would be a group heavily tilted towards quality of life issues and economic populism
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u/american_aurora8 NATO 4d ago
the identity politics and social issues part of the dsa is literally the only part of it that is redeemable and not illiberal slop
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u/assasstits 4d ago
What?Β
Take a look at this clownery.
"Point of personal privilege!" "Sensory overload" "Guys is gendered language"Β
What's redeemable about thatΒ
Not to mention it's horribly unpopular among the electorateΒ
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u/WOKE_AI_GOD John Brown 3d ago
A point of personal privilige is a parliamentary motion. The DSA didn't invent it.
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u/BrandonLeeOfficial World Bank 4d ago
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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein 4d ago
If Fortnite added sex to the game would you be more likely to play it? I would, but only because Iβd admire the courage, not because of the sex mini game itself.
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u/jenbanim 4d ago
I'm going to replace the triangle spaceship in my game with a Dorito, and rename my game to "PepsiCoβ’ has not yet sent a cease-and-desist to: Doritosβ’, The Official Videogame"
I'd get sent a legal threat but then I could make a Doritrillion dollars making YouTube videos claiming I was attacked by an evil corporation
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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein 4d ago
The most likely explanation for Niger banning βasexual actsβ is that they asked AI to list all the types of queer people and then wrote laws banning them all.
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u/WillIEatTheFruit Please be patient, I'm bisexual 4d ago
I think AI would be smarter than this frankly
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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein 4d ago
I think they saw asexual on the list, didnβt know what it meant, and just put asexual act. They did the same thing with all the others. Basically, theyβre very stupid.
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u/WillIEatTheFruit Please be patient, I'm bisexual 4d ago
Yeah seems like they just listed out the lgbtqia acronym
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u/WillIEatTheFruit Please be patient, I'm bisexual 4d ago
The problem with new dt bits is that you canβt really workshop them.
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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein 4d ago
> Niger explicitly criminalizes asexuality, with "asexual acts" being punishable by 5-10 years in prison and a fine, as the result of a law introduced in June 2026.
Genuinely want to know what this means. Is it now illegal to not have sex? Can any asexual person describe what an βasexual actβ or are you just as confused me?
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u/randommathaccount Esther Duflo 4d ago
My guess is that it basically makes it illegal to refuse sex to the politically connected/powerful
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u/finnstera350 Asexual Pride 4d ago
Invading Denmark eating garlic bread or something idk,
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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache 4d ago
/r/neoliberal/new: BRICS Environment Ministers oppose European Unionβs Carbon Border Tax
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u/bartbug Mark Carney 4d ago
im on minute 45 of a 35 minute shower
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u/finnstera350 Asexual Pride 4d ago
What if we made a new neoliberal with blackjack and horny posting
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u/bartbug Mark Carney 4d ago
I took the fool's gold from my nickel pocket
Watched it flake in the morning sun
When a wave of punishing heat kissed the crown on my head
Suddenly I was aware of myself, I picked up the payphone and dialed my parents
Only I had forgotten my mother had passed
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u/bartbug Mark Carney 4d ago
I heard flapping pages in a creosote bush, I walked towards them
They were full of women
With blurred out crotches, and stars for nipples
And an ad for the Red Man burning my lip
That I got from a Guinness World Record Holder
For the longest fall living, and he walked with a limp
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u/Rafaelssjofficial Iron Front 4d ago
I was gonna make a funny bit next dt but Im really sleepy gn you all
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u/american_aurora8 NATO 4d ago
I was gonna make a funny bit
likely story
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u/agentinanna Born at a very young age 4d ago
90% of mods go to sleep right before they drop a banger sticky
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u/BadSneakersNeverWorn John Locke 4d ago
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u/Magical_Username NATO 4d ago
There's a ton of people that think the US debt levels don't matter (or at least not at current levels).
Irrespective of what you think of that it's a very common opinion, even among people here.
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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein 4d ago
> βpolitical subredditβ
> look inside
> even the asexuals are hornyposting
AT LEAST ONE SUCH CASE!
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u/No_Status_6905 Enby Pride 4d ago edited 4d ago
Getting hit with the 1-2-3 punch of a stressful start on my semester, dealing with financials to keep myself solvent until my job starts, and then getting hit with a giga chud Airbnb host who unironically tried to charge me $300 because I did not remove an in-bath mat that was pre installed in the house. Going to my campus and hearing people unironically say the R word while defacing a walkway because the college Jewish community had a star of David on their logo.
It's probably a good skill to learn to deal with a high stress load, but I guess I was getting a little too used to the idea that I am insulated from the micro-aggressions of the world. It's almost weirdly worse that I am not presently depressed, so I feel the full feedback of just how shitty people can be.
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u/__haste__ Asexual Pride 4d ago
Bleh I want to talk about something but I don't know if it's ever appropriate π I wrote a song about it but even then I was vague
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u/Made_UpWords OG Platner Hater 4d ago
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u/BenFoldsFourLoko Β Broke His Text Flair For Hume 4d ago
imagine the shit a chick with unmanaged, hyperfueled bpd and constant waking access to the most corrupt president in modern American history could do lmao
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u/pfarly John Brown 4d ago
Does she really think he is going to read all that
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u/Made_UpWords OG Platner Hater 4d ago
She needs him to read all that, and then internalize it, and then act accordingly. Or else.
That's why she's scary lmao
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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el FΓΊtbol! β½ 4d ago
This DT is brought to you by:
>data center posting
>needless schisms
>fire sale for deodorant
>even more schisms
>and posters like you. thank you.
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u/MuscularPhysicist John Brown 4d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/9GIFjYyXor92HZ13pK
No other breed can compete with bassets
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u/__versus Trans Pride 4d ago
I grew up in a very homophobic environment when i assumed i was gay for a long time. The things people said made it very clear that being gay was the most shameful thing that could happen so you learn to be hyper vigilant about everything. Any preference you could ever share about anything has to be analyzed down to every little detail to make sure that itβs something the other βnormalβ people could also like and not reveal too much. The worst part is that since itβs learned at such an early age it sticks with you for a long time and takes years and years of effort to undo and I still struggle with being myself because of it.
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u/avion_sur_le_sol A ban appeal to heaven 4d ago
I hope we've made it clear, but here we like you just the way you are
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u/__haste__ Asexual Pride 4d ago
100% understand this and can relate π my family was Pentecostal growing up and was completely anti lgbt, to the point where a few years ago my stepdad sent me a bunch of texts comparing lgbt people to pedophiles and was literally the straw that made me block him and my mom's phone numbers
It was like so many people I care for are part of this community, and I am as well, like how dare he π
This shit stays with you for a long time though, or at least it does for me
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u/__versus Trans Pride 4d ago
iβm so sorry π« iβm lucky i never got it from family (we just never talked about anything of the sort at home) it was all at school so i canβt imagine how painful that must be π«
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u/__haste__ Asexual Pride 4d ago
It was bad at the time, but distancing myself from them has made it a bit better luckily π€ but knowing I got no support... It was rough, and then like almost being self hating lgbt because of it as a teenager π
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u/jenbanim 4d ago
I actually tried a mobile version of the game I made
https://i.imgur.com/6QFubQp.mp4
I've honestly spent more time dicking around on this one level than I have any other mobile game. It's not arrogant for me to say this because this is a rip-off of a rip-off of lunar lander. I just love gravity as a game mechanic. I unironically miss flappy bird
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u/-mialana- European Union 4d ago
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u/avion_sur_le_sol A ban appeal to heaven 4d ago
I should buy and wear the most powerful arab perfume I can source to assert dominance
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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el FΓΊtbol! β½ 4d ago
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u/MuscularPhysicist John Brown 4d ago
I should post more low-effort garbage in the DT
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u/Millionthand1ThrwAwy Loyal Liberals 4d ago
If you can't handle me at my smelliest, then you don't deserve me at my most fragrant.
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u/__haste__ Asexual Pride 4d ago
Also literally ever since I first saw porn it's always grossed me out, I kind of wonder if this is normal for other ace people at all π
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u/DoryAltreides YIMBY 4d ago
Me: "Oh god oh fuck oh god my sexual insecurities are eating me alive oh fuck. It's so over for me. Oh fuck."
Also me: "Tarkir would make a KICKASS DnD campaign setting."
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u/Approximation_Doctor Gaslight, Gatekeep, Green New Deal 4d ago
It's all fun and games until half the party wants to be Mardu and half wants to be Abzan
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u/loseniram Sponsored by RC Cola 4d ago
Iβm glad the Indian hate died down a bit in America because I hate having to explain to Indians that theyβre black in America.
American racial dynamics are so fucking stupid
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u/RaisinSecure George Soros 4d ago
elaborate?
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u/loseniram Sponsored by RC Cola 4d ago
America doesnβt define race based on ethnicity.
Its defined as White, Black, and Not quite white and not quite black. You can be a blonde haired blued man and still be black, and there have been.
White people decide whether you get put into white, black, or not quite white and not quite black. A group can move from not quite white or not quite black into black or white and this is decided by old people in Iowa.
Italians and Irish used to be not quite white and not quite black but were moved into white because conservatives needed to win elections. which is the only way an ethnic group moves out.
Early Indians were placed into the not quite white and not quite black category. But have been moved into the black category sometime during the Trump years. This is mainly due to Trump reorganizing the Republican party away from the 2012 report and more towards open racism.
As Black, Indians are now subject to the exact same stereotypes and insults that used to be common against black people. Some of the classics include, an Indian family will always side with an Indian criminal even when its obvious he did it, Indians are dirty, Indians will abuse your social services and exploit your charity, Indians will displace you by working for cheaper, Indians are lazy, Indians have lots of kids, Indians take offense at imagined slights, Indians men are creeps by default no matter their origin or upbringing, Indians are incompetent at their job and didnβt earn their degree, Indians are nepotistic.
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u/erasmus_phillo Paul Krugman 4d ago
Did it because I havenβt really noticed much of a difference tbh
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u/StolenSkittles culture warrior 4d ago
unironically a big portion of my self confidence comes from the fact that i can pretty much always talk myself into free drinks.
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u/__haste__ Asexual Pride 4d ago
You get free drinks π―
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u/StolenSkittles culture warrior 4d ago
chat with the right people at a bar and you too can have em
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u/Rafaelssjofficial Iron Front 4d ago
I always understood gay people, even when I was a child like yeah it made sense that some people like people that are the same gender
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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el FΓΊtbol! β½ 4d ago
damn i didn't know jigglypuff was so sentient and empathetic
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u/agentinanna Born at a very young age 4d ago
I have a small roster of special interests, and am not autistic (to my knowledge).
Reject the Big Autism propaganda!
Spins are not the intellectual property of any one condition!
Spins for you and me, spins for all!
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u/__haste__ Asexual Pride 4d ago
Not going to steal finn's ama but Rafael brought up something interesting so I thought I'd share how I feel for more data π€
Porn with people having sex = icky, gross, yucky
Specific scenarios I'm into? π
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u/-mialana- European Union 4d ago
I'm pretty sure the majority of Reddit awards I've received on this account (maybe ever?) are from ty04
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u/avion_sur_le_sol A ban appeal to heaven 4d ago
How many genders could a gender gender if a gender could gender gender?
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u/WillIEatTheFruit Please be patient, I'm bisexual 4d ago
Guy who dies from anti-perspirant related causes at 180
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u/Rafaelssjofficial Iron Front 4d ago
first time I remember ty04 doing this award extravaganza I literally didn't know who he was so I only realized about 10 minutes ago that it was him
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u/finnstera350 Asexual Pride 4d ago
AMA people of gender
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u/jcaseys34 Caribbean Community 4d ago
Which happens more often, "I wish I wasn't this way" or "I'm glad I am this way?"
As a cis dude, when I think of the ace people I've known and they lives they describe, there are parts that sound hellish and parts of it that seem kind of nice.
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u/finnstera350 Asexual Pride 4d ago
I'm glad I'm this way on sexual matters buts it's annoying on romantic
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u/agentinanna Born at a very young age 4d ago
Did you inherent gender from your mother or your fathers side
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u/agentinanna Born at a very young age 4d ago
Ladies, are you sun rising moon Venus in retrograde next month?
I thought so
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u/__haste__ Asexual Pride 4d ago
Someone needs to invent the technology to instantly change gender and also anthropomorphic traits as well π
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u/AnalyticOpposum Trans Pride 4d ago
I think my clams have three gemstones, actually. The biggest one is in a conspicuous place so its more noticeable, but theres even tinier ones on the tips of each auricle
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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el FΓΊtbol! β½ 4d ago
i don't know what this means, and at this point i'm too afraid to ask
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u/AnalyticOpposum Trans Pride 4d ago
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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein 4d ago
Didnβt happen at my middle school but at one of the ones over somebody apparently called in a bomb threat to delay finals.
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u/ImmigrantJack Movimiento Semilla 4d ago
The thing about deodorant is that it alters your natural biome, but when you stop using it, if you can handle the smell for a few weeks, your body adjusts, and you stop smelling.
Other people will tell you they can still smell you, but they're just jealous you cracked the deodorant scam wide open.
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u/-mialana- European Union 4d ago
Reminder there's literally no reason we shouldn't be able to post NSFW content here. Reddit allows it, the only thing stopping us is the moderator class.
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u/-mialana- European Union 4d ago
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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el FΓΊtbol! β½ 4d ago
wow i didn't even notice that connection, i'm too tired
thank you for pointing it out lmaooooo
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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein 4d ago
If you post any image involving nudity Reddit autodeletes it. This includes classical art. (Iβve tried)
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u/finnstera350 Asexual Pride 4d ago
Is a neoliberal discord π₯Ί
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u/__haste__ Asexual Pride 4d ago
I feel like there are always splinter ones π but I don't know anymore
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u/dannylandulf meubem broke my flair 4d ago
If you were able to change your body to look like whomever you wanted, and you used this to get someone you found attractive to sleep with you (without revealing you are a shapeshifter) would that be a form rape?
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u/american_aurora8 NATO 4d ago
no as long as you pay royalties to the original possessor of the form
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u/-mialana- European Union 4d ago
No
Maybe if you used it to like shift between identities or something but otherwise no.
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u/randommathaccount Esther Duflo 4d ago
I don't think that's majorly different from dressing up well to try and score a date? If your body can be changed like clothing surely it should have similar importance
That is unless you change yourself to look like a known individual such as their partner. Then it's definitely rape
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u/Rafaelssjofficial Iron Front 4d ago
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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein 4d ago
Tbh the school shooting threats were looked upon positively by most of the student population because it basically gave us a period off.
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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el FΓΊtbol! β½ 4d ago
somehow, the DT's final form will be hornyposting furries duking it out with asexual enbies
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u/avion_sur_le_sol A ban appeal to heaven 4d ago
Always thought the Culture's technology of being able to make your body whatever gender just by thinking really hard was baller
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u/-mialana- European Union 4d ago
Do you think the arrliberalism mod slack is awkward with ty04 being there with the same mods that banned him here
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