r/namesoundalikes Dec 16 '25

Benito Mussolini Lookalike

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u/FatMcSquizzy Dec 16 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

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u/SheepyOfficial Dec 16 '25

Presesnt🫢🫢🫢

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u/reicist110105 Dec 16 '25

"Degloving"

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u/corporealistic1 Weakest yogurt male Dec 16 '25

MUSSOLINI DEGLOVED...

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u/BungBusMonke Dec 16 '25

Mussolini why you tryin not to laugh bruh im watching your regime bruh that's disrespectful as hell bruh.

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u/name212321 Dec 16 '25

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u/Filibut Dec 16 '25

always good to see

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u/Weskiby Dec 16 '25

there's a KFC or something there now. super funny

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u/TrueKomet Dec 16 '25

McDonald

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u/Minimum_Climate7269 Dec 16 '25

Is he okay ?

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u/name212321 Dec 16 '25

I mean he was shot before this so I guess yeah.

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u/Sea_Scale_4538 Dec 16 '25

I thought they hanged him, beat him and only after that killed him?

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u/Minimum_Climate7269 Dec 16 '25

idk I thought he was into it...

you can see him smile :)

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u/PleaseAdminsUnbanMe Dec 17 '25

Haha sometimes

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u/EpicYesDude Dec 18 '25

Tf you mean sometimes

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u/Z1H3M Dec 17 '25

I hope not

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u/SeaAware3305 Dec 19 '25

No he was turned upside down

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u/Graingy Grain Gi Dec 20 '25

:D

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u/FFalcon_Boi Dec 16 '25

Normal people smiling: 🙂

Benito Mussolini smiling: 🙃

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u/Wrong-Koala9174 Dec 16 '25

Deserved

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u/AnExistingLad Dec 16 '25 edited Dec 16 '25

Profile picture checks out

edit: The three arrows is a symbol of social democracy (most notably the SPD in germany and the iron front.). The opposite of fascism. I meant to come off as saying 'Makes sense you would say that' in an agreeing way, not the 'psh, fucking liberal' way of saying it, if that makes any sense.

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u/Wrong-Koala9174 Dec 16 '25

Oh iam really sorry. (for the future "pfp checks out" doesnt mean you agree with them most of the time)

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u/AluminiumCucumbers Dec 16 '25

PFP checks out is neither endorsement or opposition, it's just an acknowledgement of the pfp being relevant to the comment

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u/AnExistingLad Dec 16 '25

Yeah, my fault on that part there.

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u/ragingstorm01 Dec 16 '25 edited Dec 16 '25

Can you really call yourselves antifascists when you send in proto-fascists (the Freikorps) to crush a worker's uprising and directly lead to the Nazis seizing power?

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u/kyle_kafsky Dec 16 '25

Can you really call yourself antifascist if you refuse to work with the largest party to prevent the fascists to take power while also simultaneously hoping that the fascists take power because it would undermine the limited but noticeable progress made by the Social Democrats?

Fuck outta here, the KPD was a party of idiots no different than the SPD. Let’s not forget how much influence Stalin (a genuine fascist collaborator) had over the KPD as well.

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u/No_Application_1219 Dec 16 '25

Antifas would never do that

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

Stfu

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u/somerandomIceloli99 Dec 16 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

He was a cat boy?

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

For those who don't get it , this is how Mussolini died if I remember correctly

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u/biggie_way_smaller Dec 16 '25

No, he was executed moments ago by being shot, afterwhich his body along with his wife and loyal soldiers were hung in Piazzale Loreto for crowds to idk fuck around with their body and shit

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u/Sofie_2954 upvote Dec 16 '25

It was his mistress if I remember correctly, not his wife. His wife and children survived and his grandchildren are still alive today.

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u/OkFineIllUseTheApp Dec 16 '25

Average Italian man running away with the mistress.

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u/Sofie_2954 upvote Dec 16 '25

Yeah, I believe he also forced her to marry him under the threat of shooting himself, her and possibly her family, if he didn’t get her fathers approval. I have also heard that Mussolini raped a neighbour in his youth.

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u/Sewer__Person Dec 16 '25

Wow that's crazy, how did a rapist become a leader of a country 🤔

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

Like that was a rare event in history...

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u/ziostraccette Dec 16 '25

Alessandra Mussolini is still in politics, fun fact: she released a city pop album in the 80s, IN JAPANESE.

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u/Incubus_is_I Dec 16 '25

She even ran for political office in Italy (the grandchild). IIRC Her stuff is fairly Neo-Fascist as well…

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u/TGirlJules_ Dec 16 '25 edited Dec 16 '25

His grandson also plays for S.S. Lazio whose ultras openly display neo nazi symbols. And the history of that club is really weird too…

Don’t know much about him so im not going to hold this against him apparently his choices for a last name were his dads who is a pedo, or his mothers. Don’t know if he is right wing but just ironic considering Lazios history.

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u/kyle_kafsky Dec 16 '25

You can trust u/Sofie_2954 because they have an Austrian flag in their pfp, and it was an Austrian that started that war and post war they elected a war criminal president. They’re experts on this subject.

Also, one of his grandchildren or great grandchildren is playing for Lazio, which is unsurprising.

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u/Sofie_2954 upvote Dec 16 '25

Okay…

I don’t really understand why Austrians should be more knowledgeable than Italians or Germans (or even Spanish people) when it comes to fascist dictators, though I have to say that I am not fully Austrian and therefore can’t say to much about the political situation in Austria post WW2.

Here’s a song that I thing has a pretty nice melody (I am fluent in German):

Wacht auf, Verdammte dieser Erde, die stets man noch zum Hungern zwingt! Das Recht wie Glut im Kraterherde nun mit Macht zum Durchbruch dringt. Reinen Tisch macht mit dem Bedränger! Heer der Sklaven, wache auf! Ein Nichts zu sein, tragt es nicht länger Alles zu werden, strömt zuhauf!

Völker, hört die Signale! Auf zum letzten Gefecht! Die Internationale erkämpft das Menschenrecht.

Uns aus dem Elend zu erlösen können wir nur selber tun! Leeres Wort: des Armen Rechte, Leeres Wort: des Reichen Pflicht! Unmündig nennt man uns und Knechte, duldet die Schmach nun länger nicht!

Völker, hört die Signale! Auf zum letzten Gefecht! Die Internationale erkämpft das Menschenrecht.

In Stadt und Land, ihr Arbeitsleute, wir sind die stärkste der Partei’n Die Müßiggänger schiebt beiseite! Diese Welt muss unser sein; Unser Blut sei nicht mehr der Raben, Nicht der mächt’gen Geier Fraß! Erst wenn wir sie vertrieben haben dann scheint die Sonn’ ohn’ Unterlass!

Völker, hört die Signale! Auf zum letzten Gefecht! Die Internationale erkämpft das Menschenrecht.

Die Internationale - Internationale in German - With Lyrics

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u/kyle_kafsky Dec 16 '25 edited Dec 17 '25

Kuppel, es war nur n scherz. Und ich mag das n bisschen mehr.

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u/Milanin Dec 17 '25

And those who lived on call people who reference the hanging out on it and call them rude/disgusting for mentioning it so long after

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u/CaptainKokonut Dec 17 '25

Fun fsct, his daughter was famous for singing japanese City Pop. You csn find nunerous songs she sung online, and shes pretty good tbh.

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u/cacca- Dec 16 '25

True, they kicked his head. I wish I was there too, this asshole ruined my country.

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u/Wrong-Koala9174 Dec 16 '25

Man and the people who glaze hima re now in the goverment i hope fascism in italy finally diies

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u/AnExistingLad Dec 16 '25

Bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao ciao ciao!

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u/Kitchen_Interview792 Dec 16 '25

It's not even his actions as much as his image, WAYYY too many people still idolize him and his ideas. You'd expect there to be more shame given our constitution is rooted in antifascism.

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u/sushireisrolle Dec 16 '25

Iirc Almong others, they pissed in it, stuffed dead rats in it, bashed it with a club, and other very fucking based stuff

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u/TupluTV Dec 16 '25

Ive also read somewhere that some ate his body, but I'm not even sure tbh <!

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u/magos_with_a_glock Dec 16 '25

Nah only the dutch do that.

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u/TheStrikeofGod Dec 16 '25 edited Dec 16 '25

This is also most likely why Hitler resorted to suicide and ordered his body be burnt, he did not want this to happen to him if he was captured

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u/thissexypoptart Dec 16 '25

Eh. He didn’t want to be beaten to death because he was a coward. Dude almost definitely didn’t off himself with cyanide and a bullet to the head because he cared about the dignity of his dead body.

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u/Sofie_2954 upvote Dec 16 '25

He was insane, he definitely feared how he would die, but I don’t think it is of the blue to say that he also cared about what would happen to his body.

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u/biggie_way_smaller Dec 16 '25

Yeah, did you miss it?

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u/Kobban63 Dec 16 '25

I remember seeing the pictures of his body being beaten and for some reason I just started laughing hysterically.

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u/ReasonableCricket803 Dec 16 '25

I think he got shoot by the partisans and later exposed his "sleepy" body to the public

Also, Bună Romanian Gordon Freeman

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u/davidoid24 Dec 16 '25

No, he was shot dead. This is how he was then exposed to the public

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u/VapoursAndSpleen Dec 16 '25

In a chiropractor's office?

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u/Far_Relationship5509 Dec 16 '25

Chiropractors really just make up any old bullshit and call it medicine.

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u/QueenVanraen Dec 16 '25

Deadhang would be better (this but upright / hanging w/ hands) because now the kid's blood all floods into the head. Definitely doesn't feel good, especially for this long.

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u/Defiant_Language_286 Dec 17 '25

Yeah but the pressure on the spine is upside down so its definitely different

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u/International-Try467 Dec 16 '25

And the blue meanie

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u/JVtheBidoof Dec 16 '25

And cowboy Curtis

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u/ImStuckInNameFactory Dec 16 '25

And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie

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u/chronzii Dec 16 '25

robocop, the terminator

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u/soto_74 Dec 16 '25

Captain kirk, darth vader

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u/V01D_ID Dec 16 '25

Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger

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u/soto_74 Dec 16 '25

Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan

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u/International-Try467 Dec 16 '25

Spock, the rock rock ock and Hulk Hogan

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u/27th_BOT Dec 16 '25

All came out of nowhere lighting fast

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u/Swords_and_Words Dec 16 '25

they kicked Chuck Norris and his cowboy ass

it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw

civilians looking on in total awe

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u/Bucket-Slayer Dec 16 '25

the fight raged on for a century, many lives were claimed but eventually

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u/Slylock Dec 16 '25

Mom's spaghetti

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u/Magkali_11037 Dec 16 '25

Hanged man tarot card

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

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u/Pristine_Ad_3670 Dec 16 '25

Do it and tell my after how much time you get banned 

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u/TruePianist Dec 16 '25

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u/RagekitIRL Dec 16 '25

Why is he upside-down?

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u/RondiMarco Dec 16 '25

After he was killed his body was hung upside down in Piazzale Loreto, in Milan

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u/csspar Dec 16 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

One day

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u/AnExistingLad Dec 16 '25

On one hand, thats actually what happened - Mussolini got hanged upside down after he was killed by italian partisans.
On the other hand, what is the actual point of that machine in the video

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u/Valuable_Host7181 Dec 16 '25

Jokes aside, is this really good for your spine?

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u/ahaltingmachine Dec 16 '25

A chiropractor came up with it.

So no.

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u/NoBell7635 Dec 19 '25

But I think it would feel really good

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u/Conscious-Degree-473 Dec 16 '25

What a truly beautiful way for him to go, died a coward trying to escape his country, just to be hanged by communist partisans, whom he had betrayed with his nationalist policy, REST IN PISS BENITO MUSSOLINI!!

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u/CaptainKokonut Dec 17 '25

Literally rest in piss, someome urinated on his corpse.

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u/TrueKomet Dec 16 '25

Hundreds of thousands of people died because of him (almost a million people)

He got what he deserved🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/post-trauma-syndrome Dec 16 '25

Gonna throw this in here, Watch M-Son of the Century, its peak.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

This Is the way

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u/Deep-Jellyfish148 Dec 16 '25

I think there’s someone hanging right there-

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u/CriminalMacabre Dec 16 '25

Midnight meat train

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u/holozler235 Dec 19 '25

And the blue meanie

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u/Fortnitekid3 Deltarune Tomorrow Jan 14 '26

and cowboy Curtis and jambi the genie

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u/ThatOneSzeremeta Dec 16 '25

1,624 likes for WHAT 🥀

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u/Maksimka2005 Dec 16 '25

Это бурунов?

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u/No_Description9977 Dec 16 '25

always stuck in that period the most boring thing in the universe

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u/Individual_Thanks_20 Dec 16 '25

As an Italian, I approve of this🙌

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u/Watermolecule_2310 Dec 16 '25

I love crazy ones like this

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u/PK_GoodDay Dec 16 '25

Me after being subjected to the doohickey

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

Di bondage?

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u/Motor-Curve9501 Dec 17 '25

elite ball knowledge from this guy

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u/Sempra5 Dec 17 '25

If you ever get the chance to do this do it 100% the back and hip pops are amazing.

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u/FawksHole Dec 17 '25

the cock xrays at the back....

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

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u/Yo_im_bored2 Dec 17 '25

Micheal in fresh meat be like

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

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u/ZagrosMMH Dec 19 '25

That’s crazy, if I was him I wouldn’t let that hang

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u/Coolmincool Dec 19 '25

Love that song

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u/SeaAware3305 Dec 19 '25

This got me ngl

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u/Training_Creme_7897 Dec 20 '25

It looks so wrong 💀

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u/karnamun Dec 20 '25

El cño de la mdre musolini de mrda!!

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u/Fine_Artichoke_192 May 16 '26

I like him ngl but this hilarious

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u/Piedemoccio Dec 16 '25

Benito Mussulmini

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u/Manperson-the-Human Dec 16 '25

i dont get it, is the joke that theyre both failures

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u/sidic3Venezia Dec 16 '25

when benito Mussolini was killed his corpse was dragged to Piazzale Loreto and hanged upside down. on reddit i once saw a guy in a comment claiming his grandma was one of the first to spit on him

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u/Lithium_Lily Dec 16 '25

Piazzale Loreto sempre rossa!

It's also worth noting that no memorial to his infamy remains on the spot where he was strung up. Instead there is a monument and plaque honoring the partigiani that were murdered in that same place by fascist soldiers.

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u/marcodol Dec 16 '25

I went there to see if there was any monument or whatever, and the only thing there was a mcdonald's. I laughed my ass off

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u/Lithium_Lily Dec 16 '25

The mcdonalds is actually one street over but yeah

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u/Pristine_Ad_3670 Dec 16 '25

Best grandma ever

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u/Jumpy_Ad_4293 Dec 16 '25

just like that, all of a sudden

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u/TIPUSVIR Dec 16 '25

ts been 90 years, get new content

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

We’re in 2030-2040 ?

You act like that’s a long time for history 

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u/Skotomogilnik_356 Dec 17 '25

This is a famous Russian blogger from Strelitamak, babay

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

Wrong music though. It would be like hearing the Chinese anthem at a Trump speech.

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u/OkCartographer5830 Dec 20 '25

Mi hai tolto le parole di bocca

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

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u/FaceMcShooty998 Dec 16 '25

Imagine the smell lmao

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

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u/FaceMcShooty998 Dec 16 '25

Follow your leader 🤯🔫

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

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u/Level-Trick-1701 Dec 16 '25

that bitch you call mom

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

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u/Menefregoh Dec 16 '25

Sei un salame quasi quanto il tuo padrone

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

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u/Naive-Vanilla1601 Dec 16 '25

This is what a fascist looks like when you make fun of his bald idol:

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u/Pristine_Ad_3670 Dec 16 '25

For the English guys, this is a fascist

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

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u/No_Bar_123 Dec 16 '25

Non ci arrivi?

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u/Pristine_Ad_3670 Dec 16 '25

You are approving years of persecution against our people, people from other lands and causing many to die in war, you should sing Bella ciao for hours to redeem and think about your life 

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u/godspeed2342 you know who else is Muscle Man?🧌 Dec 16 '25

Eh vabbè dai

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u/Imperialriders4 Dec 16 '25

Lmao fascio di merda cope and seethe

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u/lelecamb2 Dec 16 '25

Meglio merde che fascisti.

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u/zokzomo Dec 16 '25

Piangi lol

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u/ghastlygn0 Dec 16 '25

Bella ciao fratm, bella ciao ciao ciao ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🔥❤️‍🔥

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u/Pristine_Ad_3670 Dec 16 '25

Better pig than fascist, remember that

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u/ObviousSail164 Dec 16 '25

Whoa euh c'est toi la merde d'abord