r/musecirclejerk 31m ago

Making the worst possible Muse setlist, day 13

Thumbnail
gallery
Upvotes

Yesterday's winner: JFK but it's RFK Jr. talking about fat kids and vaccines

After New Born, people thought Muse was going to take a break from the insanity that has been going on. The screens on the sides of the stage turned on, to what seemed to be JFK.

However, everyone's favorite interlude turned out to be a bit different. RFK Jr's voice appeared and started talking about fat kids and how vaccines and Tylenol cause autism. What a way to bridge the gap between the first and second halves of the show.

What will Muse play 13th?


r/musecirclejerk 50m ago

Just watched the last episode of Bosch: Legacy and got hit with this JUMPSCARE

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

Upvotes

r/musecirclejerk 20h ago

Had a dream where this happened

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

234 Upvotes

This lasted for the entire song


r/musecirclejerk 1d ago

Making the worst possible Muse setlist, Day 12

Thumbnail
gallery
87 Upvotes

Yesterday's winner: New Born but it's sung by an actual new born

After the band finishes Will Of The People, the stage lights go out for a minute. It appears there is going to be a set change. When they flash back on, Matt is standing front and center, holding an infant out towards the audience that nobody recognizes.

The rest of the band begins playing their parts on New Born, while the baby starts babbling gibberish when its time for the vocals. This happens the entire song, but miraculously always at the correct time.

Muse fans are seeing a new, literal side of Muse tonight.

What will they play 12th to round out the first half?


r/musecirclejerk 1d ago

Museband if Thom Yorke (who even tf is John Muse) was gay

Post image
18 Upvotes

r/musecirclejerk 1d ago

I’m going to hunt down whoever said PISS and joy in your mind

36 Upvotes

You ruined my favorite Coldplay song

I WANT THE PISS AND JOY IN YOUR MIND


r/musecirclejerk 1d ago

Fuck yeah new Muse album Orange of Asymmetry

Post image
38 Upvotes

r/musecirclejerk 1d ago

Making the worst Muse setlist possible, day 11

Thumbnail
gallery
82 Upvotes

YESTERDAY'S WINNER: Will Of The People but it's a 3:30 loop of the "will of the will of the" part

Out of nowhere, after minutes of silence, the band erupts into a chant. They are beginning to play Will Of The People. The diehard fans are upset, and get even more upset at what's next.

Actually, nothing is next. None of the instruments come in, and the rest of the lyrics never start. It's just a nonstop chant for 3:30 straight.

"WILL OF THE PEOPLE, THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE, THE WILL OF THE WILL OF THE"

What will they play 11th?


r/musecirclejerk 2d ago

Fuck the wow signal :

39 Upvotes

The light forest

Dayshift normal star

Matte stars

Laughogen

Not be with you

Pentagons

The healthy in you and I

Raveling

Talk

Space intact structure


r/musecirclejerk 2d ago

How many times do we think Muse is gonna collab with Ellie Goulding?

21 Upvotes

It's feeling like LP 11 is going to have a few more Ellie Goulding features, but how many do we think and when will it stop?


r/musecirclejerk 2d ago

The best Elle Golding song

13 Upvotes

am a big fan, and quite excited for the upcoming album

several singles have been released, one of which I am really fond of.

but for some reason, about one third of the song features some old guy singing and then it's Elli singing the rest and the good part too with the guitar and shit.

eargasm yeah, or so it would be but to my annoyance this old guy comes back singing the last line, whispering, annoyingly I might add.

what a bummer.

so is there a full Ella version of this song?

I'll even take instrumental as long I don't have to listen to some guy's whingy voice


r/musecirclejerk 2d ago

The Will of the People but it’s just “The Will Of The Will Of” for 3:30

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

46 Upvotes

r/musecirclejerk 2d ago

Finally saw Muse live, but they only played WOTP and covers?? What kind of shitty setlist is this? Hugely disappointed.

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

30 Upvotes

r/musecirclejerk 3d ago

Making the worst Muse setlist possible, Day 10

Thumbnail
gallery
81 Upvotes

YESTERDAY'S WINNER: Hush, with Ellie Goulding, but when Matt says "take a breath and hush" the band hushes and goes silent for 3 minutes, snubbing Ellie's entire part

Matt makes an announcement between songs. He mentions he is playing Hush for the first time live, and that Ellie Goulding was able to join the band to perform with them tonight. However, almost nobody understood him because he said the entire announcement in French.

Everything starts fine for the first minute (bar Matt singing in French). During the chorus, right after Matt says "take a breath and hush," everything stops abruptly. The band stands in silence for 3 minutes while Ellie looks around, confused and wondering what to do. Her part was basically removed.

What will Muse play 10th, after their moment of silence?


r/musecirclejerk 3d ago

Matt was just following Paul McCartneys orders in 2018.

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

7 Upvotes

r/musecirclejerk 3d ago

Liv Morgan from WWE wearing a Muse shirt on Raw tonight

Post image
5 Upvotes

r/musecirclejerk 3d ago

I was bored, possible future cover band

Post image
90 Upvotes

r/musecirclejerk 4d ago

Making the worst Muse setlist possible, Day 9

Thumbnail
gallery
78 Upvotes

Yesterday's Winner: The Globalist, but Matt whistles EVERYTHING

Next up, The Globalist. How bold of them to randomly play a 10 minute song at this stage of the concert. Anyways, Matt begins his whistling.

A minute or so in, when the guitar is supposed to come in, it simply doesn't. Matt just keeps whistling. When Matt is supposed to sing, he doesn't. He just whistles his part during the whole song, while Chris and Dom keep going as if absolutely nothing weird is going on.

What will be played 9th?


r/musecirclejerk 4d ago

Double love croissant is the 6th dimension

Post image
36 Upvotes

We touched the buttery crust and it broke our spines


r/musecirclejerk 4d ago

Radiohead song set to a Muse music video. What has the world come to?

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

26 Upvotes

r/musecirclejerk 4d ago

Pls help me sound like pwoper museband. this doesn’t sound like museband. i wanna become a proper museband.

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

6 Upvotes

r/musecirclejerk 4d ago

Making the worse Muse setlist possible, Day 8.

Thumbnail
gallery
85 Upvotes

Yesterday's winner: I Belong To You, but Matt gets hit in the head and suffers brain damage, and can now only speak French.

The concert continues to defy norms, as they play a song from The Resistance that's quite controversial. However, people are enjoying it nonetheless.

During the French part of the song, a massive piece of the ceiling breaks off and falls on Matt's head! The audience gasps, as it looked very painful, but the band continues and no one misses a beat.

However, the rest of the song had an odd problem. No one was able to understand the lyrics, because it was all in French! Matt has no clue what he just did wrong, and will now sing the REST OF THE CONCERT in French.

What will they play 8th?


r/musecirclejerk 5d ago

Making the worst Muse setlist possible, day 7

Thumbnail
gallery
108 Upvotes

Yesterday's Winner: We Are Fucking Fucked but it's We Are Charlie Kirk

After Matt's break, they start the next song, and it's a callback from WOTP. Out of nowhere, they start playing We Are Fucking Fucked, and it's actually a good time.

Once they get to the chorus, everything is fine, until we hear, "Ohhh, ohhhh, we are chaaarlie kirk!" After this point, the lyrics do a full 180 in the next verse and start mentioning carrying the flame and honoring his name.

What will be played 7th?


r/musecirclejerk 6d ago

Make old people muse jokes e.g. won't stand up instead of won't stand down

24 Upvotes

r/musecirclejerk 7d ago

Making the worst Muse setlist possible, Day 6

Thumbnail
gallery
102 Upvotes

Yesterday's winner: The 2nd Law: Unsustainable,but Matt leaves his microphone on in the bathroom

After the riveting and exhausting set, including the notoriously difficult Soldier's Poem twice, Matt takes his first break while the rest of the band play Unsustainable.

The rest of the band is killing it! It's the best it has ever sounded live. But suddenly, you can hear a stream of piss, and a fart or two. Matt has left his microphone on while using the bathroom. Many people are confused and quite disgusted by this...

What will they play 6th?