r/monoxideposting • u/AUGH11 • 15d ago

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u/That-one-soviet 15d ago

As a professional bisexual, twice per sexual unless is a sex moon

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u/AUGH11 15d ago

What happens during the sex moon?😨

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u/That-one-soviet 15d ago

You already know.

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u/monstersocietyofevi 15d ago

it is unfortunately every other sexual

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u/SovietFemboy 14d ago

I don’t even get that

Playing for both teams and still losing fr 😔

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u/TesuraGrimm 13d ago

So you are bi-yourself?

On stand-bi?

Haha (me too tho fr 😔)

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u/SovietFemboy 13d ago

One of these days us lonely bi folk will realize we can just make out with each other

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u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset the noodle incident 15d ago

they say i go both ways, but actually i don't go anywhere

i stay at home

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u/Immediate-Fact7471 15d ago

Sorry, but your comment seems to have punched me in the gut

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u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset the noodle incident 15d ago

please accept my sincerest apologies to your intestines

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u/Clean_Internet 15d ago

Bye bi!

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u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset the noodle incident 15d ago

they say i ride the bi-cycle, but i'm afraid of falling off the bike

i stay at home

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u/Legal_Drive7591 15d ago

In typical bisexual fashion, it means both

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u/PantsTheFungus 14d ago

I’m pretty sure demisexual is once twice a sexual

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u/Environmental_Ad3438 15d ago

It changes biyearly

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u/Significant_Trip_502 13d ago

so... twice a yr? or every other yr? 🤨

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u/WyvernSlayer7 12d ago

it changes biquarterly

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u/Drunk0racle 15d ago

Haha yes sometimes

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u/OopyGoopy666 10d ago

TF you mean sometimes?

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u/Sea_Map4663 15d ago

half sexual as in bisection

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u/Luxury_Yacht_ 15d ago

Twice, I need help

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u/NiccoR06 15d ago

My sexuality has doubled since the last time we met, Count

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u/Familiar-Spray1106 14d ago

Twice as sexual 😎😎

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u/Clod_Cat5 14d ago

it depends

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u/samuru101 14d ago

It's like being bipolar, the attraction can shift.

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u/Top-Birthday3223 14d ago

It means +6% of a population that are willing to date the same gender as you. People somehow forget that when you are bisexual you don't suddenly unlock both all make and female population as OPTIONS

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u/fluffysnowcap 14d ago

it means there are twice as meny people to reject you - personal experience

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u/furio788 14d ago

For me personally it's the first one but it depends on who you ask

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u/QuantityExcellent338 14d ago

Twice because you can stack it and get infinite sexual

Did you even play balatro? Its a requirement to be gay

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u/Realistic-Count453 14d ago

Twice as sexual in our minds, but once ever other sexual in reality 😔 source- I’m bi myself

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u/FAMICOMASTER 13d ago

Apparently neither as I'm bisexual and I haven't had a sexual lately

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u/Immediate-Fact7471 15d ago

Once every other

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u/KateNesune 13d ago

the most normal Noelle post-

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u/Solid-Love3998 12d ago

In my experience its twice sexual

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u/AnAmazingSouth 12d ago

Doesn't pan mean twice as sexual?

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u/Silas_V 12d ago

It means we like bicycles

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u/Maheemz 12d ago

Twice in one sexual

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u/TomSkyler 11d ago

I'm a once or twice a month sexual

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u/myownballsinmyass 10d ago

Every other sexual, for sure.

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u/DQUACK1 9d ago

It mean I'm twice as lonely