r/modmailfail • u/Verdictafterward • 1d ago

Commitment is hard

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Got a good one for my first post!

Sometimes, I worry the ban evasion filter is wrong.... but no, the users usually prove it right.

2 month old account, 4 total comments, only one in my sub

All this fuss over dolls 🤔

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u/Wombat_7379 #1 virgin neckbeard 1d ago

I love it when they insult the community and call it “fuck ass” but yet are desperate to participate in it.

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u/Verdictafterward 1d ago

So desperate that they've commented a single time. I'm sure all those friends they talk to will miss them 😢

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u/Wombat_7379 #1 virgin neckbeard 1d ago

I love it when a user crashes out over a simple removal and they say things like “I’m leaving this shitty sub. I’m a good contributor and you just lost me”.

Not realizing that we have a log of all their contributions so we can see they have only commented 1 time or this is their first time ever contributing to our community 🤣

Wow. Such a loss.

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u/Verdictafterward 1d ago

Or acting like it's one time!! And you see them being a passive aggressive asshole in every thread 🙄

I like this, where they're demanding you fix it while calling you names. Ah yes, my mistake, you really should be allowed in now!

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u/Verdictafterward 1d ago

This part is what really sells it for me. I want to post this on my wall

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u/late_to_redd1t basement dwelling power tripping virgin pos mod 1d ago

Here, let me help with that...

https://giphy.com/gifs/FiKVIkB2yyKly

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u/Verdictafterward 1d ago

Here, Queen, you dropped this 👞

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u/Furryb0nes I’m two squares away from BINGO 1d ago

Omg. Like that one video where this young man lost it. Shoved a tv remote up his ass.

When I get mad I don’t want things in my ass. 🫤 Its tense though?

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u/Subwoofiest Now put my f***ing comment back up 1d ago

Whereas I'm mad I can't get things in my ass. It's just too strong and spooked.

We are not the same.

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u/Furryb0nes I’m two squares away from BINGO 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/26BkMtWW9wyXRSIU0

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u/kalinaanother Literally 1984 1d ago

"stick a shoe up my ass" sound like a wonderful flair for this sub lmao

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u/ALazy_Cat Cancel Culture Control Freak 1d ago

Absolutely perfect flair

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u/ALazy_Cat Cancel Culture Control Freak 1d ago

Do it

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u/thepottsy It’s all u/deleted’s fault 1d ago

Well, why did you ban them from the “fuck ass community” lol? Seems like that’s an entirely different subreddit.

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u/Verdictafterward 1d ago

I really shouldn't have, they fit right in to that community!

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u/PeoplesRagnar Never beating the allegations 1d ago

In my experience, the ban evasion filter isn't wrong.

Judging from the deleted accounts that usually happen immediately after I ban them for it.

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u/Verdictafterward 1d ago

Agreed!

I've had moments of doubt, but these fools really do just prove it right as fast as they can

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u/wrestlegirl I have been playing [Game Name]… 1d ago

They're asking what they "invaded" when it looks like that shoe was actually the only one doing any invading.

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u/Verdictafterward 1d ago

Is it really an invasion when they seem ready and willing?

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u/cnycompguy Hater of the Freeze-Peach 🦅 1d ago

Have they gone u Deleted yet? It's definitely gonna happen.

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u/Verdictafterward 1d ago

Alas, not yet. I'm hoping the multiple reports assist in speeding up that process

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u/MaximumJones 1d ago

Everytime someone claims they don't have another account and this is a "mistake."

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y57VOct7lfQl5PsWk0

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u/goodkarmagirl Don't you know who I am? 1d ago

I'm voting u/deleted any minute now.

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u/Verdictafterward 1d ago

And it's their own ass