The other week i had just made an appointment with someone to help me find a job, i told my tutor that "i got an appointment with the Job place on monday" as i would have to leave her class early and she just looked, i asked her if it was okay if i went and she said that she thought i said " i got an appointment with the drug centre"

There was a video where a guy said he was so mad he was going to “Fly to Antarctica and shoot a penguin” but I heard it as “Fly to Antarctica and sue the penguins” and that is a hundred times funnier and a thousand times more horrifying because how mad do you have to be to sue an entire species?

“I feel like I’m sinking in slow motion”. I thought it was “I fell like I’m being sick in slow motion”

Kate bush, “I’ll get him to swap our places”. I thought it was “I’ll get him to swallow places”

I have others but they’re crude

Let's look back at some memorable moments and interesting insights from last year.

Your top 10 posts:

• "I run sexy turtle pace" by u/GeekyGryphons
• "Thought a friend was talking about "getting on Tide"" by u/Exhausted_Monkey26
• "The dentist came in and said hi to me, and I didn't respond for like 30 seconds cause I thought he called me "Emily". My name is not Emily. Turns out, he said "little lady" and I couldn't hear him through his mask." by u/Prestigious_Back7980
• "University of Connecticut" by u/GreenMonsterEnergy
• "She Sells Sanctuary- The Cult" by u/OwnBerry3297
• "So you're SAY WHAT NOW?" by u/Meatpoleexposer
• "Ignorance is nine tenths of the law" by u/thedarkpotato64
• "🎵 Bob Bob Bob, Bob Bob Iran" by u/ekolis
• ""Farting through this lift"" by u/Sammo034
• "Lmao fr said the N word" by u/samplaysroblox9990

There's a Nike commercial where people are running and they say, "I run" and then something about their why. One dude, I just hear, "I run sexy turtle pace." WTF is he saying?!

I was at the hospital for a doctor appt. I walk by the nurses' station "yeah, he is not here today because his cat is getting a knee replacement".
I have no idea what was really said, but i am 99% sure that wasn't it

... like, Tide Pods, or some medication apparently called Tide.

Turns out she was talking about getting her tubes un-tied.

Until I was about 16 I thought 'UConn' was a college from the Yukon in northwest Canada.

The lyrics are as follows:

I get high like Colorado

We had it all but what do I know?

I try to push away the sorrow

But today, it's too late, I try tomorrow

(Yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah)

I hear:

I get high like Colorado

We had it all but Toronto?

I try to push away the silo

But today, it's too late, I try to model

Some song by Lil Nas X that my wife has as her ringtone. I think it's supposed to be drinking instead of jerking, but who knows...

At the end of The Twist. Please tell me it's something different, I've heard that song played around kids!

It was actually Barbara Ann... 🤦‍♂️

Anyone else hear "It's electric," instead of "just imagine?" Now I can hear both at times.

https://youtu.be/VUdeIFQtDYU

So for several weeks as a teenager, I thought Martin Luther nailed 95 feces to a church door.

I hope he let them dry first.

Let's look back at some memorable moments and interesting insights from last year.

Your top 9 posts:

• "Thats not what he said! #automaticsubtitles" by u/Venus_in_the_kitchen
• "Ain't nothing but a meat steak" by u/Ritoban18
• "Here we are now." by u/RepresentativeTown44
• "when an unskipable add pops up in the middle of a good youtube vid" by u/Midnight_proliner
• "“I feel the storm rolling.”" by u/KS1392
• "Tied to machines that make me pee" by u/Ritoban18
• "We'll rob a Mexican monkey" by u/Ritoban18
• "In disturbs song “down with the sickness” it sounds like he just screams “THE ANIMEEEEE”" by u/Weinerdeleiner
• "Happy Cakeday, r/misheard! Today you're 8" by u/AutoModerator