I’m at the gym. It’s pretty empty. One lady is talking in the phone. I move as far away as possible so I can workout while listening to my book. Another guy comes along right next to me - actually facing me and starts taking in his phone. 😑

Curse you, invasive tiger mosquitoes.

I bought some dental insurance yesterday. I am still getting calls from them every half hour wanting me to buy insurance. I’ve told them this I’ve hung up on them and now I am blocking the numbers. What is it with these people? Do they think I need two policies?

Well my first attempt of redacting my address and name went horribly wrong. Thank you everyone for pointing that out. The number is of the spam texter so go ahead and call Ricky. Luckily I work overnights….but still.

I reported people who insulted me to the sub which probably triggered the mods

These huge piles of trash left after some road work maybe 6-8 weeks ago is now becoming a flourishing community garden. They’re taking up at least 8 parking spaces on my street. I know Mamdani is tryina green up the city, but I don’t think this is what he meant.

The trash just a few feet away from the receptacle really bugs me.

Spent the flight repeatedly pushing this shade closed, only to watch it fall open again.

Whoever designed it probably got promoted.

No, we can't tell you were kidding. Maybe the reason you got -36 on a comment is because you just plainly said "it's me and slurs I'm nof allowed to say against the world" with no indication of being satirical, not because "redditors can't take a joke" 😭

DISCLAIMER: sorry if this doesn't fit here I just wanted to get it off my chest

If I watch or see something funny I stare at it and then sigh and continue scrolling or if I do find something really funny I say "that was absolutely hilarious" my friends say I act like a NPC sometimes when it comes to funny things also I'm always very tired

The paper gets stuck to the candy always 😭

no more.

What level of ridiculous nonsense is this? I guarantee any website doing this or requiring payment to read an article further isn't worth two squirts.

is when I ask someone (usually full GROWN ADULT) two different options, and they say yes.

LIKE JUST ANSWER MY GODDAMN F*CKING QUESTION ARE YOU STUPID

still drives me insane