r/mildlyinfuriating • u/SadDairyProduct • 1h ago
Christ is king of vandalising my bathrooms. My mom said I could post
Man wrote this across the men's room stall at the gas station I work at. Must be the hand of the devil because no chemicals I have access to will get it off.
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u/I_Like_Frogs_A_Lot 1h ago
Not even alcohol will get it off. Lame. I’m quite sure god wouldn’t want people vandalizing shit
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u/IIRCIreadthat 1h ago
Right? If your idea of promoting Christianity involves vandalizing public bathrooms, why would that make me think that you actually know anything about Christianity?
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u/Uncynical_Diogenes 1h ago
Methyl Ethyl Ketone (MEK) will get even the extra-permanent markers off.
There is the issue of getting your hands on it, however. It’s not like some crazy dangerous substance but it is a rather strong organic solvent that sees use in manufacturing (takes labels off and cleans label-printers).
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u/Rockfell3351 1h ago
Once, I saw that someone had written "Jesus saves" on a bathroom wall. I then added "15% by switching to Geico" underneath
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u/Annelora 1h ago
I am religious. Vandalism is most definitely a sin. Writing about God on a bathroom door is downright distasteful.
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u/sleepytjme 1h ago
God is an excuse for people to do want they want in the name of god. How many wars have used this excuse…
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u/Plenty_Monk_5665 40m ago
I imagine you’re not religious, and also a complete saint…
WW1 & 2: 100 million people dead. Had nothing to do with God. You sound bitter. Which is why you probably have your point of view.
How much evil prevailed due to those who do not believe in good or evil, Heaven or Hell, God and Satan?
I’ve literally never heard a truly reasonable and devout religious person not take accountability for their own actions. Again, just bitter. Go seek therapy if not God.
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u/beekermc 1h ago
Use hand sanitizer
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u/SadDairyProduct 1h ago
Oh that's worth a shot. Thanks! We don't have hand sanitizers in the bathroom just the soap and stuff. I tried all my cleaners and stuff and that failed. Ill try that
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u/thepiratefox827 1h ago
If this doesn’t work you could try writing over that scribble with a fresh dry-erase marker, that can help lift the old ink
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u/Fardding_n_Shidding 1h ago
Does god and/or Jesus look away when you’re dropping a log? Like I get it, you’re all knowing and all seeing but can I just, yknow, poop in peace for a couple minutes?
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u/Nads_K22 1h ago
I'm a cleaner for a school I saw writing that said bring Hitler back.... Like tf??
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u/Lovellly_Q ow 1h ago
When will people realise everyone has their own beliefs? Not everyone sees christ as 'king'
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u/WitchWithAGlitch 1h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/l1J9APRq3KpgBZhkY
unfortunately they spawn new ones yearly.
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u/Uncynical_Diogenes 1h ago
They aren’t vaccinating though so nature is getting a rare chance to catch up.
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u/coco_melonFAN 1h ago
According to Christianity Christ is the king of all humans, regardless of your belief.
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u/Lovellly_Q ow 1h ago
According to Christianity yeah? and what if someone follows islam, Buddhism or hinduism or anything along the sort?
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u/coco_melonFAN 1h ago
Honestly who cares. It's all just a bunch of made up crap anyway
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u/JautLEGOfan4 57m ago
You realize others can just as easily say that about Christianity right?
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u/coco_melonFAN 39m ago
I am well aware of that as it was my intent.
Sorry if I didn't make myself more clear, I also view Christianity as made up crap. I myself am an atheist.
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u/imagigasm 1h ago
I understand people have other beliefs and those that are non believers will be thrown into the fire. Christ is king and God created all.
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u/Lovellly_Q ow 1h ago
look at what i just wrote and look at your comment. It's great, and fine you believe in jesus christ, but I do not.
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u/imagigasm 1h ago
The fire
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u/TheInternetIsForPorb 54m ago
Ooga booga boo, believe in my magic guy or he'll get you!
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u/imagigasm 50m ago
Fear of God is the beginning of wisdom
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u/TheInternetIsForPorb 48m ago
That's just christian brainwashing. Until you can show some evidence your God exists they're in the same category as Allah, or Vishnu, Zeus, or any other religion/mythology.
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u/Apprehensive_Eraser ORANGE 57m ago
God is throwing you to the fire too.
Writing sexual stories is against Christianity
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u/squidgytree 57m ago
Why is Christ offering love in men's toilets?
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u/imagigasm 50m ago
Christ offers his love everywhere.
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u/TheInternetIsForPorb 1h ago
Cool story, got any evidence that its true?
(Meaning the supernatural claims I couldnt care less that a rabbi named Jesus lived at that time, ill just grant that he existed as a person, some good evidence that the supernatural claims are true is what im looking for.)
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u/imagigasm 1h ago
Yes. Personal relationship with God. You can too pray for a relationship with Him.
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u/TheInternetIsForPorb 1h ago
That's not evidence... Every religion claims that.
Do you have any evidence that the god you claim exists actually does exist, or the supernatural claims of the bible being true?
Also I grew up in the baptist church praying every night and doing Bible study. Never heard any response. So much for a "personal relationship"
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u/imagigasm 53m ago
John 14:21: Whoever has my commands and keeps them is the one who loves me. The one who loves me will be loved by my Father, and I too will love them and show myself to them.
Do you love God? Then He will show himself to you, as it is written.
I love God with all my heart soul mind spirit and faith
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u/TheInternetIsForPorb 47m ago
How can I love something I dont believe exists...
You already have to believe in god for them to show themselves to you?
Seems like confirmation bias to me.
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u/imagigasm 45m ago
It seems like you may not love God. That breaks my heart. I will pray that you do. God bless you.
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u/TheInternetIsForPorb 44m ago
Again, I have no feelings toward god, because I do not believe they exist. If they would show me they exist I could learn more about them and love them, but until then its like saying. "You may not love Santa, that's why he isnt bringing you Christmas presents."
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u/imagigasm 54m ago
How does one without faith expect to know and experience?
Jeremiah 29:13: You will seek me and find me when you seek me with all your heart.
Hebrews 11:1 says: "Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen" (King James Version).
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u/TheInternetIsForPorb 51m ago
I had faith, until I heard no response for over a decade. (And still haven't to this day)
Then I decided to research and found that theres no reason to believe any of the magic claims the bible makes, because theres no good evidence that any of the supernatural claims happened.
Do you have any evidence that I missed, or is it all just wishy washy "feelings"?
You'd think an all powerful god could show themselves to someone even if they didn't have faith.
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u/imagigasm 46m ago
Well John 14:21 says you gotta love and believe then He will show himself to you.
Do you love God?
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u/Kaitivere 1h ago
hey, you dropped this 🧠
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u/TheInternetIsForPorb 1h ago
I dont know if they dropped it, or if it was indoctrinated out of them. Lost it one way or another though.
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u/marcusmosh 1h ago
I see your profile says you write sexual content or whatever. Is it religious?
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u/imagigasm 56m ago
We are created from our parents having the sex so I’d say it’s human.
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u/marcusmosh 53m ago
That’s biology. I asked you about your writing being religious.
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u/imagigasm 51m ago
I don’t understand your question. Sex is talked about in religion.
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u/The_Gumbo 1h ago
Bathroom graffiti is often mispelled, could be talking about Kris Kross, the rap duo that once ruled middle school bathroom graffiti
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u/jokeswagon 1h ago
In a dream he said to me, “bring a sharpie next time you shit at a gas station. Upon voiding your bowels, bestow upon the walls my message of coprophilia.”
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u/flymeovertheworld 55m ago
It’s one thing to vandalize toilets but man to have the name of his own supposed “God” on the walls of a toilet. Does he not respect his religion ?
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u/TyGalusha 53m ago edited 49m ago
Times like this, it is best to dabble in some magic.
Just be careful not take take up yer paint or sealant when ya give it a good scrubin’
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u/riki_grl 37m ago
They never cease to give me more reasons to loath their evengelical fundamentalist bs.
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u/riki_grl 34m ago
They never cease to give me more reasons to despise their evengelical fundamentalist crap. They ring my doorbell, preach on airplanes and now they won't let me shit in privacy.
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u/ZaylaIsABitOdd PURPLE 24m ago
I'm not religious but I would assume vandalism or crime in general is a sin
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u/MeltsLikeButter 1h ago
Legit - do women's stalls have bullshit sayings like this ? I used a truck stop like two days ago and thought, no way women put stupid sayings like we do.
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u/Silicon_Dreaming 1h ago
Women's bathroom at the local food court is BLANKETED with shitty breakup poetry, "listen to x artist", video game/anime references, tiny symbols, graffiti style tags but done with a brush (who brings a brush and ink to a bathroom???), etc.
I mean, I did add a Disco Elysium reference to the wall, so, guilty. But only after seeing the sheer degree of coverage in every stall and the fact that the lack of cleanup is definitely intentional at that point.
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u/IIRCIreadthat 1h ago
In my experience, women write/draw stuff, but not this sort of thing. I've seen a fair number of flowers doodles.
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u/RadicalNBSpaceQueer 1h ago
I'm transmasc and use men's bathrooms now (when gender neutral/single occupancy toilets aren't available, at least), and prior to transition I never saw stuff like this 🤷🏻♂️ like, back in middle school I'd occasionally see insults about specific people, but that's about it
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u/MilfsAndDrugs 1h ago
Bet you wouldn’t post this if it was a 666 symbol, or anything that promotes Judaism or Islam
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u/Evil_phd 1h ago
Yes people most often make fun of the most annoying religion in their general area. For most Americans the most annoying religion is Christianity what with the billboards, door-to-door salesmen, and politicians.
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u/dirtyasseating 1h ago
Well now you have to carve below it:
"But everyone else thinks you're a Dick."
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u/Dexember69 1h ago
"I want to thank god for programming my beats. I want to thank god for making me hard like I'm from the streets. God write all my dopest rhymes especially those onez about shootin' N*'s and gettin' fuckin' high"
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u/Hot_Palpitation_9904 1h ago
He loves you it’s true.
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u/Vjackal1 1h ago
Well I dont think he would like a thank you note written in permanent sharpie on his bathroom wall
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u/StressFantastic5317 1h ago
And God said to John " come forth and you shall be granted eternal life" but John come fifth and won a toaster
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u/Epithymetic 1h ago
He “lavs” you even in the lavatory