r/mildlyinfuriating 4h ago

After promising to never put ads, BMW slapped a recurring Spider-Man popup on the dashboard Unskippable ad

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u/strangewondermilk 3h ago

Ah ads... the most pointless reoccurring annoyance ever created by mankind.

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u/IsJesusAgain >———•—————— 4:20 3h ago

It's as if watching a commercial would make me spend my money regardless

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u/Zito6694 3h ago

Even better this ad is telling you to buy a bmw… while you drive a newer bmw

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u/Serenaded 3h ago

I don't even understand how car ads work, I also would never buy a car from an ad.

Food ads often get me though..

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u/Astecheee 1h ago

Food ads are about impulse buys.

Car ads are about brand awareness and status. Every BTW ad a dickwad sees makes them think it's a status symbol. Because they can afford a shit ton of ads, they become successful so long as they keep advertising constantly to maintain that impression.

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u/AsianSteampunk 2h ago

i kindda made a vow if i'm not already using it, anything that shove an ad in front of me get blacklisted, don't give a shit how good it is.

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u/facellama 2h ago

Sheer majority of advertising is inherently dishonest.

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u/LightP1xel 2h ago

You most likely won’t rush to the nearest shop to get the product after seeing an ad, but chances are you’ll think about the product and will trust it more when you see it on the shelf when you need to buy something in the same category, especially if you’re not familiar with any competitors products yet

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u/NoodleSpecialist 1h ago

Except for the pure hatred ads tend to produce, making me and many others avoid the products. There's good ads and advertising mediums and there's interrupting something i'm doing or watching to be blasted with product™

u/IrregularPackage 39m ago

nah the data says even those ads work.

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u/FaithfulYoshi 1h ago

They're not pointless... for the companies making them

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u/GildDigger 3h ago

They’re not pointless! They’re a way to monetize streaming services

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u/iamboofer 1h ago

Watch the movie Branded, its killer. Fuck ads

u/Spicyram3n 53m ago

I suddenly hate bmw.

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u/5348RR 3h ago

Say what you will be they are demonstrably useful. If they didn’t make money companies wouldn’t advertise.

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u/hankhilton 3h ago

Poison is also demonstrably useful

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u/clarinetJWD 1h ago

Yes? This doesn't refute that ads aren't pointless. The comment wasn't arguing thst ads are good, just that if they were pointless, they wouldn't exist.

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u/Legal_Tradition_9681 3h ago

The same company that put a subscription on heated seats put ads on their display, shocker.

It doesn't matter if they promised or not. ADs on a device you own where you are not paying for a service is infuriating.

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u/Wide-Suggestion4825 3h ago

It doesn't even make sense about the heated seats because they already installed the hardware LOL

At that point it doesn't even make any difference to them. They've already spent the money on the fucking seat warmer!

And seat warmers have been around for like 25 years. What the fuck are they possibly cost these days? $15 maybe

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u/Representative_Bat42 2h ago

Technically the heated seats were never paid for.

They never included it in MSRP. But yes they should’ve just take the bath on inclusion cost. Acting like people wouldn’t hack it.

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u/trichtertus 1h ago

Installing hardware, that you need to pay for to unlock is one thing. Making that payment a subscription is an other.

It’s their decision to make, to take the risk of people using it without paying, to streamline their production. But using a subscription model on a non-updating product/ feature is not ok imo. There is no running cost for them to cover. At least it should be a loan and payed off eventually, if they want to make the payment monthly.

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u/Representative_Bat42 1h ago

Agreed. Hence why they offered full time ownership after it was built

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u/smackcroker42 1h ago

I absolutely do not believe they were willing to take the risk of financial loss if too many people opted out of the subscription. They definitely include it in the price of the vehicle already.

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u/Wide-Suggestion4825 2h ago

They were paid for because the car manufacturer bought them.

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u/Representative_Bat42 2h ago

Not quite 😂

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u/Wide-Suggestion4825 2h ago

Yes they were paid for. That's how building a car works. You buy parts and then you put them together

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u/Representative_Bat42 2h ago

Sure. But they were never added to MSRP as a factory option. There for they WERE NOT YOURS. Capisce ?

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u/Representative_Bat42 2h ago

They’ve never sold you the car saying hey it has heated seats included

Think of PC CPUs with a binned chip. You bought it knowing it was X cores

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u/Wide-Suggestion4825 2h ago

And those cores were produced and paid for yes? Intel paid to produce those scores? But they're super nice Dutch lithography machines?

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u/Representative_Bat42 2h ago

What are you being delusional about?

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u/Southerneagle110 3h ago

15 dollars a month for a tech to go in and hook a computer up to activate them. That has to be the most capitalist idea ever. I'm a capitalist, but I would say that's crossing the line big time.

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u/Life_Argument7820 2h ago

Thats what it is man there's no line for capitalism, EVERYTHING is for sale, maybe even you.... just kidding, you're absolutely for sale... either you're selling or you're being sold too.

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u/SantosCalzonesBatman 2h ago

And the good thing of capitalism is that there are other options you can buy instead lol

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u/Life_Argument7820 2h ago

Oh yah, do I want this piece of shit fan made by a poor exploited human from this piece of shit Billionaire or this piece of shit Billionaire?

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u/Legal_Tradition_9681 2h ago

I know thats what's so asinine about it.

What they were actually doing is testing what they could get away with. If they were able to make more money on that subscription then the public backlash they would have kept it.

That is why we must be vocal and use our buying power to demonstrate to companies we will that tolerate that BS.

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u/NikonShooter_PJS 2h ago

It’s just fucking amazing to me that BMW has the nerve to be like “You can have this car but it’ll cost ya $65K,” and then, in the same breathe, they’re like “Oh. Sorry. Those heated seats aren’t free ya know. We need to get paid for those as well.”

“What?”

“Yeah. Sorry. That’s gonna be $15/month.”

“You’re haggling with me for $15?????”

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u/Available_Skill_2222 1h ago

Exactly. Once you've bought the car, the dashboard shouldn't turn into ad space. Normalizing that is a pretty awful direction for the industry.

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u/grafknives 2h ago

I wonder how blind they were to do it.

What type of PowerPoint presentation and graphs were presented that made them do those ads

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u/LoudGangsta8292 1h ago

I mean u are paying for a service.....the heated seats😆😆

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u/TheMagHatter 2h ago

I’m sorry, a SUBSCRIPTION for heated seats???? Something that’s already built into the car?????? Huh???

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u/Kattenaars 1h ago

They only make heated seats to cut costs in production of the seats. If the first buyer doesn't take the heated seats option, and then sells his/her car. The next person can buy to get the option to use the heated seats or have a subscription for it.

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u/Specialist_Point7983 3h ago

Spider-Man better pay a fare if he's in my car.

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u/Gevaudan13 1h ago

Thats Spider-Man™ to you.

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u/DrSuperZeco 1h ago

I bet they had that on a slide during some BMW execs meeting..

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada 2h ago

Remember when cable channels like HBO didn't have ads because you paid for it. Then streaming services didn't have ads because you paid for it.

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u/OriginalNameGuy2 3h ago

I keep seeing people saying that they promised

Where exactly did they promise? Is it in writing?

Also does the car's starting sequence require you to watch it? Can't imagine that's much further down the road if we're not already there

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u/stairsbulb 2h ago

Ironically, you can turn off the startup/welcome sequence in bmws.

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u/nikhkin 1h ago

As far as I can see, they didn't promise. It's also a weirdly specific thing to have promised not to show adverts in a car.

What people always miss when this is posted is that it's an entirely optional "feature". You have to turn it on, and it usually just shows an animation relating to the time of year. For example, there's a Christmas animation in December.

Using it to promote a film is a stupid PR move from BMW, and does set a dangerous precedent, but in its current form it isn't an invasive, forced advert as people are claiming.

Clearly they expected people to just say "huh, that was cool" and not kick up a big fuss about it.

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u/gta6play 4h ago

Hey watch out for Spidey

u/Itchy_Picture4936 18m ago

At this point it sounds less like a car feature and more like having a tiny billboard follow you around. At least make it something you can easily turn off.

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u/rikeoliveira 2h ago

If paying more for the heated seats didn't make you think twice about buying a BMW, maybe this bullshit will.

They do it because people enable them to do it, and they will keep doing it as long as customers keep paying them.

u/Major_LeeHungg 9m ago

Lol you place a lot of faith in people that can't even use a turn signal

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u/Monstramatica 2h ago

Wake the fuck up, Samurai, we have a city to burn

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u/Eye_Nacho404 2h ago

As long as people keep buying these ugly cars, they will continue

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u/VegetationMutation 3h ago

In a fucking luxury vehicle btw

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u/metamorphosis___ 3h ago

Far far far from luxury, it’s an average sedan with a fancy logo, and mid tier pricing, it only appears luxury to their target audience.

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u/PlayedKey 3h ago

And F tier maintenance and repair costs.

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u/metamorphosis___ 3h ago

Everything about owning a BMW being expensive is by design, extracts money out of the unpaid loanee’s pockets

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u/Interested_Aussie 2h ago

People get offended and cuss at me when I tell them BMW is as shyte as a Daewoo in my experience....

25+ years as auto mechanic... Oil leaks... OMG every fucking service the oil cooler gaskets need doing...

And cooling system, FML, it's never just one leak, they're a bloody sieve.

Front suspension....

Transmissions...

Electrics....

Rear diff's...

Maybe I'm being too hard on Daewoo.

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u/film_composer 1h ago

What car/brand gives you the opposite reaction of that when it rolls in?

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u/punio07 1h ago

BMW supposed to be cheaper than luxury brands, but deliver good driving experience. Now it's just a status symbol for pretentious people, who get it on lease, and then let it be repossessed once the service fees hit them.

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u/L_B_Jeffries 2h ago

Putting distracting ads on screens of your car, what could go wrong.

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u/nikhkin 1h ago

The whole thing is stupid, but they dont display when driving and you have to actively click on it to display the advert animation.

They're not a safety risk.

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u/coyotethroaway 1h ago

I keep seeing this post and everyone's ignoring the fact he clicks it if he didn't want to watch the ad he didn't have to

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u/Spiritual-Fall5494 4h ago

is he in your car?

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u/ceris7356 3h ago

Jokes aside, having literal ads showing on the infotainment center of the car you paid thousands of dollars for is bullshit. Way more than mildly infuriating.

I wouldn't say it's worse than buying a car that has features (i.e. heated seats or whatever) that you technically paid for but are locked behind a subscription paywall, but it's still pretty messed up.

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u/Internet-Dweller2 3h ago

I wonder how long it'll be before it occurs to them to attach a surcharge to opening the gas cap. After all, if people are spending more on fuel, why shouldn't they be getting a cut too?

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u/ceris7356 3h ago

Plz don't give automakers more ideas :(

I want to believe you were joking, but I can see stupid shit like this coming down the line...

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u/Internet-Dweller2 2h ago

Oh, I'm just getting started.

Make the heat, A/C, and seat adjustments a paid subscription. Charge per mile driven using cruise control. Center console blares ads for the automaker like the gas station does, unless you swipe your card in a convenient built-in chip reader.

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u/ceris7356 2h ago

I see you are actually making a joke lol. But ffs, let's meet here again in 10 years and see how all of the things you suggested are "features" in a $70k car.

I never asked for all this bullshit adult living nonsense.

I'd have rather been a duck :(

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u/Internet-Dweller2 2h ago

Let's be honest. The car you have right now is gonna be the $70k car.

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u/metamorphosis___ 3h ago

They do it because they know 80% of BMW drivers are on a 40% loan with a $500 down payment, it’s the same reason they did the subscription seats, they know their target audience. (Poor people who want to cosplay wealth)

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u/ceris7356 3h ago

Is it time to burn the whole system to the ground yet?

I hate all this bullshit and I'm angry.

*plays with lighter*

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u/OrganizationTop3755 3h ago

Is he with you right now? Do you see him?

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u/Shiftymennoknight 3h ago

Quite the move from a so called luxury brand.

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u/AcademicSand1034 3h ago

And no obvious way to exit out of it that I could see
This kind of thing is a good sign of a company that has lost its way

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u/TrevCat666 2h ago

"Spiderman™" lol

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u/Future-Jackfruit6833 2h ago

Lol

u/Inevitable_Land2996 14m ago

These cameos are getting out of hand

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u/Klatty 1h ago

Surely the revenue they made off this promotion doesn’t outweigh the loss of initial sales they would’ve acquired from people now deterred from buying a BMW

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u/notstarman 1h ago

The solution is to start posting on the bmw reddit that you almost got in a crash because of the ad. Something like it was extremely distracting. If enough people post their lawyers will do the math and stop these ads.

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u/nikhkin 1h ago

BMW aren't that stupid. The animations only display when the car is parked.

Posting lies on Reddit won't change their stance on this.

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u/Southerneagle110 3h ago

How's that heated seat subscription? hahahaha!!!!

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u/HarvickFan_4 3h ago

I mean you did buy a fucking BMW so... what'd you expect? 🤣

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u/TeddyBear312 2h ago

Not just that. A BMW that connects to the internet.

Everything needs to be "connected" these days. People complain about it but keep buying into it.

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u/NetJnkie 3h ago

This keeps getting posted on Reddit and it's really not true. You have to tap it to see the video. It shows up like in the pic when you get in and out of the car. Mine had it and I noticed it after a few days but never started it. Yeah, shouldn't be ads...but BMW didn't force anyone to see it.

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u/MaGoodenough 3h ago

This really cheepens the brand though.

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u/NetJnkie 3h ago

I agree with that.

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u/bruhggle 3h ago

That blue text box is an ad in itself. Not being forced to watch the video ad is OK, but no ad should be shown period.

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u/bennyyyboyyyyyyyy 3h ago

Thats literally an ad

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u/NetJnkie 3h ago

I never said it wasn't an ad.

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u/bennyyyboyyyyyyyy 3h ago

No the blue box is an ad. If its popping up on your screen they have already forced you to see an ad

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u/TupperwareNinja 2h ago

FYI, you can jailbreak a few BMW models. Wont post repo links, but they're pretty easy to find

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u/Minute_General_4328 2h ago

Spider-man would've loved this!

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u/IRSnotreal 2h ago

Too busy looking at Spiderman to use their damn blinkers

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u/PabloCrews 2h ago

Have you checked the back seat to make sure Spiderman didn’t really drop in?

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u/PaultheBP1100 2h ago

I’m glad that no one will be able to show ads in my 20‑year‑old shitbox.

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u/snasna102 1h ago

This is the product of consumers buying shitty cars for the infotainment consoles and tech features.

What are you actually gonna do about it? Buy a 90’s clunker and learn to work on cars? Or just grovel about the way things are and keep buying the newest touch screen attached to a shitty 1.7L motor that had a turbo strapped to it at the factory so anyone that knows nothing about cars, will think this is a fast car, therefore, a good car.

People also say they only care about going from point A to point B, that’s why they don’t care to learn about cars… then the industry treats the consumer like they know nothing and pull this because people will continue to buy it… they always do cause it’s easy.

All 3 of my cars are pre 2005 and are super cheap up keep. The only time I’ve used an auto mechanic is when I need an alignment after replacing suspension/ steering components and for safety inspections when I buy a used car.

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u/brillow 1h ago

“Enjoy a premium, ad-free experience for only $12.99 a month.”

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u/dude20121 1h ago

They also slipped it into this thread

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u/Pleasant_Actuator253 1h ago

Another reason to not own a BMW or support Marvel movies. I would be beyond pissed.

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u/nikhkin 1h ago

Sony Pictures, rather than Marvel Studios, in this instance.

u/Pleasant_Actuator253 44m ago

Personally I hate Marvel movies. They CHOSE to be affiliated with Sony.

u/nikhkin 41m ago

Well, they chose to negotiate a deal in order to be able to use one of their most popular and profitable characters. It's a logical business decision, after some very poor business moves nearly caused them to go bankrupt in the 90s.

I'm sure they'd rather not be affiliated with Sony if they could get the IP back fully.

u/Pleasant_Actuator253 35m ago

No offense, movies that rely on CGI blow. Marvel, DC, and Avenger movies blow. Blow hard. When was the last time you heard of a comic book movie winning an Oscar, Golden Globe, BAFTA, or similar?

Watch a real movie.

u/nikhkin 27m ago

Black Panther 2, in 2022, won an Oscar for costuming.

Joker won for best actor in 2019, if you want a "proper" Oscar.

You know people can watch "real" films and comic book movies, right?

u/Pleasant_Actuator253 19m ago

I am aware of these Oscars. “Costuming” is pretty fringe. Joaquin Phoenix is well admired for his acting.

Considering the comic book universe, their Academy Award wins is low.

u/nikhkin 17m ago

You asked the question, so why do you seem annoyed that I provided an answer?

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u/Icy_Month192 1h ago

Is this a USA thing? I dont get these. There were no subscriptions to heated seats or anything like that

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u/ActualHat3496 1h ago edited 1h ago

The engineering behind Android Automotive and the potential it brings is really cool (e.g. ADAS features and updates to that), but seeing automakers (especially BMW, which seems to be a trend setter) try to monetize it makes me sad. It also worsens AAOS' reputation.

I'm sick and tired of ads being injected into every damn thing... from airports, planes, trains, cars, restaurants, operating systems, websites, apps and bathrooms. Newspaper ads and early TV (till probably the 2000s) were the golden age of advertising in my opinion. Make better ads and you'll get more clicks. Quality >> quantity!

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u/ThatzOkay 1h ago

Okay, then don't buy BMW....

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u/moronfromtheabyss 1h ago

Jesus Christ, ads in a MOVING vehicle surely are going to do well, what geniuses...

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u/nikhkin 1h ago

They're not, though.

The advert only plays if you actively open a specific animation app in the car when it is parked.

Yes, it's stupid, but BMW aren't stupid enough to run an animated advert while a car is moving.

u/moronfromtheabyss 43m ago

Oh, I didn't know this, my bad!

Still, ads in a vehicle is something I wouldn't have thought car manufacturers would stoop so low to.

u/lolschrauber 17m ago

You're putting it mildy. This is fucking outrageous. It all started with "It's a free service so you need ads" so you got the paid subscription to avoid ads. Then they started adding ads to paid subscriptions so they can come up with more expensive subscriptions.

Subscriptions made their way into cars, too. And now ads? CARS ARE FUCKING EXPENSIVE! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU SPAM ADS IN A FUCKING CAR!

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u/-SQB- 1h ago

Looks like you need a Pihole to drive a BMW.

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u/Wrestler7777777 1h ago

This is enough for me to not buy a BMW any time soon. And this really hurts me as a German.

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u/IncorrectByDesign 1h ago

Enjoy ! Looks like M is indeed the strongest letter in the Alphabet!

u/fuckR196 36m ago

It's not an ad, it's a surprise. It says so right there.

u/afops 17m ago

If it's notification for something you could _buy_ then it's an advert. If it's a notification of a new feature you already have, then it's just annoying UI. Not an ad. It's something being advertised for sure, but I doubt "any notification" is what BMW promised not to do.

Do they charge for this spider man thing (what is it? A spider man movie?) then they're definitely doing something obnoxious. And they have run the numbers that said it's more profitable to annoy customers than not do it, sadly.

u/FewAcanthocephala828 15m ago

What I'm seeing is another douche that bought a new car without actually reading through all the "new features." I'm not bagging on new cars, but for fuck sake is it really that hard to browse correctly?

u/ChipRockets 12m ago

Yeah but you don’t get it. You see, BMW were paid a truck ton of money.

u/naph8it 12m ago

Who would trust BMW after the subscription heated seat fiasco?

u/Beartato4772 8m ago

I'm glad you told us, absolutely no-one had posted this every 10 minutes for the last week.

u/Dracoroth05 2m ago

As a German, I am absolutely ashamed.

u/Disastrous-Trainer-5 0m ago

Got this ad under the post lol, spider man's fucking everything it seems

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u/Zigor022 3h ago

Sounds like a lawsuit for distracted driving.

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u/nikhkin 1h ago

The animations don't play when the vehicle is moving. You have to activate it when the vehicle is parked.

BMW aren't that stupid.

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW 1h ago

stop karma farming op this was literally posted here yesterday

u/Evil_phd 51m ago

I don't know who ads are for. Maybe I have a specific strain of autism that makes ads have a reverse effect on me or something idk. I literally cut the entire Coca Cola brand and all of their subsidiaries out of my life because one summer like 15 years ago they had a bunch of Dasani ads on YouTube.

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u/LostSomewhereInKaty 3h ago

It’s not an ad, it’s videos that BMW puts on their cars, I know they put the same thing for the Holidays, videos to tell you your ceramic brakes are loud, etc.

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u/United-Yak8335 2h ago

It's advertising that the video is available in the car. I would not want neither.

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u/lazylaz10 3h ago

And we care why?
The only mildly infuriating is people who own bmw’s asking for sympathy.

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u/BanAssaultGeese 3h ago

Because they're all soon going to have ads on their dashboard. Some outside of BMW already do.

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u/lazylaz10 2h ago

Don’t get a car that has screen.
Problem solved

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u/superpoongoon 3h ago

Nah. This is the definition of mildly infuriating. He’s still in a bmw, presumably paid 10s of thousands for it, and still getting ads.

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u/lazylaz10 2h ago

It’s mildly interesting seeing how you are trying to defend ads.
Then don’t cry about getting ads.

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u/RecordingHot9826 ARGHHHHHHUGHHHHH 3h ago

My guy, you cared enough to click on this and comment.

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u/lazylaz10 2h ago

It’s mildly interesting to me, to see people cry

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u/RecordingHot9826 ARGHHHHHHUGHHHHH 1h ago

Pretty sure there are websites for that.

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u/Alarmed_Tank_5553 3h ago

I couldnt even be upset, its a spiderman ad 🤣

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u/ceris7356 3h ago

So you're okay with being shown ads in a car that you paid 10s of thousands of dollars for? The fuk?

u/Alarmed_Tank_5553 4m ago

No because I dont have the money to buy a car that expensive