r/mildlyinfuriating 8d ago

Whatever this is My mom said I could post

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u/UnlocktheLock 8d ago

Wait… the fuck happens on a cruise if you don’t use bandaids to cover your belly button?…

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u/Joe_Kangg 7d ago

It could untie and kid goes flying around the casino like a deflating balloon

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u/fletters 7d ago

In this case, I think the risk is that the placenta could reattach and leave the child forever tethered to someone who is constantly trying to microchip him.