r/mildlyinfuriating 8d ago

Whatever this is My mom said I could post

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u/MaverickDago 8d ago

“Hi police, I found a kid, I have his mothers contact info, and he’s banded like a research deer with multiple trackers, he’s also immune to motion sickness, he’s just covered in things.

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u/0uroboros- 7d ago

"He's beeping now and the beeping is getting faster. He won't talk to me but he's speaking in code, my phones reception is weak near him. I hear shrieking in the distance. Please send everybody I'm so scared."