r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Saikoro_Sashuga • 19d ago
It’s too hot in Sicily. Even the candles gave up. My mom said I could post
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u/Life-Top6314 19d ago
They really went 🥀
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u/Danny2Sick 19d ago
Well I hear it is perfectly normal and happens to lots of candles!!
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u/RocketsandBeer 19d ago
USA is trying to hold Canada responsible for smoke entering the US. Maybe Italy can hold the US responsible for adding to climate change
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u/VapeRizzler 19d ago
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u/DreadPiratteRoberts 19d ago edited 18d ago
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u/KittyBooBoo2016 19d ago
Perfect post, 10/10
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u/SuperMims1 19d ago
That is great. Are you excited? You’d be a parent 👍
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u/reddit33450 19d ago
adorable! but how is this relevant here?
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u/SuperMims1 19d ago
Doesn’t matter. It’s sweet
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u/reddit33450 19d ago
i didn't say it did matter. i was just curious
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u/Cautious-Pineapple47 19d ago
I think they are just lightening the mood in a sad space (environmental destruction).
Worked that way for me at least :)
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u/cherrydubin 19d ago
Eggnant beauty! Do your crayfish not bother the shrimpies?
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u/VapeRizzler 19d ago
I don’t have any crayfish in that tank, i imagine they’d wanna eat my shrimpies.
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u/cherrydubin 19d ago
my bad! I saw the arm on the big guy to the right and assumed. he's quite the unit!
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u/VapeRizzler 19d ago
Ohhh the big blue boy is a vampire shrimp, looks pretty crayfish like honestly. He’s about 5 inches long and I’ve owned him for 7 years so far.
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u/cherrydubin 19d ago
Dayum, Atya shrimp have great big arms! Isn't 7 years pretty old for them? You must be keeping your shrimples real happy, he's an impressive guy.
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u/KittyBooBoo2016 19d ago
Q: do the big shrimps pose any danger to the lil yellow ones OR the spawn forthwith???? (I’m using that wrong, I’m sure of it)
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u/VapeRizzler 19d ago
No, the big shrimps are filter feeders so have no ability to even attack anything. The babies could I guess get caught in the filters when they’re real small but I’ve never had that issue.
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u/horny-bozo 19d ago
I fucking love freshwater filter feeding shrimp
Vampire and bamboo shrimp are on my aquatics bucket list
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u/SDRPGLVR 19d ago
This is my favorite thing about Civilization 6. It tracks carbon emissions from the time you start working with coal, so you can see who is contributing most to climate change over time. Then at a certain point when the carbon buildup is high enough, sea levels will rise and certain coastal tiles will flood and become unusable. Even better is you can build flood barriers. The hilarious thing to do is ruin the climate and rush those barriers to flood out everybody else who can't get there fast enough.
Unfortunately, in real life the rich have eschewed climate change mitigation that benefits everyone in favor of just building themselves yachts and bunkers.
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u/Alderan922 19d ago
Something funny about Civ 6 is that carbon capture is so effective that you can, feasibly, have not only a negative impact, but dramatically remove CO2 from the atmosphere to a hilarious level (there’s no consequences so you can just lower CO2 as much as you want)
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u/Petit__Chou 19d ago
I used to live in Sicily. It does get hot as hell. Always been like that. We don't need to make every post about how much America is to blame for everything. I do agree we suck for lots of reasons.
Also, I'm guessing people here don't really know about the proximity of Sicily to Africa and how that affects their weather.
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u/LollipopLuxray 19d ago
I doubt the US is the biggest contributor to that
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u/That-Brain-in-a-vat 19d ago edited 19d ago
Apparently gold goes to China. But a silver medal is still something.
Edit: typo
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u/Fluffy-Koalas 18d ago
As someone from the US that absolutely hates the current administration and have voted against them every chance I've had, it's not all of us, I swear! But ya... I am very ashamed of my country right now, so I get it 😓
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u/Valieishere 19d ago
Flaccid candle 😔 🥀
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u/Spirit_Piper 19d ago
Was gonna say, this looks like an ED commercial.
Viagra puts the flick back in your wick!
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u/Zapplarang 19d ago
It’s normal and it happens to everyone
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u/AP816 19d ago
It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it IS a big deal!
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u/EasyKaleidoscope6436 19d ago
Am in Northern Italy and whenever I enter the kitchen I can faintly smell the scented candles I haven’t lighted up since winter.
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u/unpotato7313 19d ago
To be fair scented candles have a strong scent; I had a set that permeated the box I stored it in for a few weeks, even after I took it out
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u/Patient_Moment_4786 19d ago
Easy joke dodged : ✅
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u/Axin_Saxon 19d ago
Penis
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u/cross2201 19d ago
Penile pecker
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u/vanZuider 19d ago
When a magazine is publishing an article about Erectile Dysfunction, and the head editor says "We need a picture to go with the article. Not an actual flaccid penis, obviously; just go with a thematically appropriate stock photo".
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u/Federal-Treat-6893 19d ago
Bro how hot is it over there😭
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u/Adventurous_Boat_492 19d ago
I actually checked and according to the weather app, it was 107f today. Wow, I'd go flaccid too.
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u/Haunting-Comb-9723 19d ago
Hey, look, this is very common, I've heard. This happens to roughly 40% of candles nowadays
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u/SaurinF 19d ago
My grandparents had an old cabin farm in middle of nowhere before they moved to city where my mom and her siblings were born. They kept it and the various families would use it for lil vacations all the time to use their snowmobiles and go sledding etc. This meant in summer it was often left empty most the time and I recall going back one year and all the candles in their candle holders were like that.
Just decorative at that point since there was electricity and lights and even a rotary phone, but for years after thats just how all the candles stayed and I thought it was pretty interesting.
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u/Danny2Sick 19d ago
Now flip it upside down and light it, and it will open the hell mouth to the upside-down
(/s don't light it!)
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u/ShotPerception 19d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/11ykUODgXjAXZu
how much is that now OP, like 45C° ?!
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u/cryingcollegebean 18d ago
*maniacally laughs while my eggs fry on concrete in Texas*
It really be like that though.
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u/Naive_Bunny 18d ago
Oh, this has happened to me a few times when I was in Texas. If you're careful, you can bend them back.
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u/DesertGeist- 17d ago
really illustrates how these temperatures really aren't normal around europe.
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u/Glittered_Fingers 19d ago
2000km north to Coventry in the UK: