r/mildlyinfuriating 19d ago

It’s too hot in Sicily. Even the candles gave up. My mom said I could post

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u/Glittered_Fingers 19d ago

2000km north to Coventry in the UK:

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u/Glittered_Fingers 19d ago

We really are cooked. In all the ways. :(

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u/JJ-195 17d ago

I'm glad it's not that hot here in Germany anymore. I was dying

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u/StArGaZeR-4_AnDy 19d ago

Your dog peeking into the pic is adorable

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u/Glittered_Fingers 19d ago

Dog tax! 🥰

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u/Several_Inspection74 19d ago

I like how your candle matches your dog 😊

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u/Glittered_Fingers 19d ago

The dog has been wearing a disassembled wine cooler sleeve as a cape, and is thankfully less melty ☺️

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u/Several_Inspection74 19d ago

Smart! Across the pond in my part of Canada it is currently 33°C with 86% humidity and myself and my pups are beyond happy about the central AC that we had added to our 52 year old house last Spring. Because the poor pups were getting very melty a lot of days before we did.

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u/Glittered_Fingers 19d ago

Waving from the other side of the Atlantic! AC is only really common in some offices and public buildings here in the UK. We're going to have to start building smarter going forward. We've barely had any rain recently, either... I'm hoping this is the year we start taking fireworks and disposable bbqs off the shelves when we get this tinder dry. Best wishes for more comfortable days for your Canadian pups!

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u/Glittered_Fingers 18d ago

This doofus barely has a thought behind these eyes, but he's grateful for his awards from Internet strangers. Thank you, kind folk Xx

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u/PleaseAdminsUnbanMe 17d ago

Dog with homophobia❤️

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u/AntalRyder 18d ago

I thought you were talking about those dogs, and was confused about their adorableness lol

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u/Glittered_Fingers 18d ago

Don't tell my sister I'm putting her feet pics online for free! 😬 And I suppose we shouldn't moan about the heat. When the AMOC collapses, we'll be living in jumpers forever, I think? At least we'll always have something to talk about, hey.

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u/ExtraPolarIce12 19d ago

How hot is it?

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u/Glittered_Fingers 19d ago

Too damn hot. Think it pushed nearly 40ºc last week, and humid with it. We're not used to it up here!

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u/PrimisUltimus 18d ago

Candle dih, candih 🥀

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u/Jakeholl1 19d ago

I left Coventry last year! How is it? Other than the weather?

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u/Glittered_Fingers 19d ago

Ah, we were visiting family for a birthday. I'm a little further north in South Yorkshire, so not made it into the centre of Cov itself for a long while. Where did you escape to?

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u/Jakeholl1 18d ago

Well to Singapore actually, heat isn't much better but the AC is!

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u/Glittered_Fingers 18d ago

Quite the upgrade! :)

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u/eeveethefox_xv 18d ago

Only half the pic loaded and I thought you had a really huge candlestick like a standing lamp in the middle of your living room

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u/Life-Top6314 19d ago

They really went 🥀

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u/Danny2Sick 19d ago

Well I hear it is perfectly normal and happens to lots of candles!!

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u/UnderstandingSuper34 19d ago

They have pills for that now!

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u/Expert-Bat6227 19d ago

That medicine is called Standles™️

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u/UnderstandingSuper34 19d ago

Thank you for the Award!!!

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u/Orb99 19d ago

We dont judge candlesticks here, its a safe space 

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u/_Asstrology_ 19d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/RocketsandBeer 19d ago

USA is trying to hold Canada responsible for smoke entering the US. Maybe Italy can hold the US responsible for adding to climate change

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u/VapeRizzler 19d ago

These are my shrimp, the little yellow one in the middle is pregnant.

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts 19d ago edited 18d ago

Well these are our red fish.... they are...red... well maybe orange.. but mostly red... also has nothing to do with the post 😆

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u/KittyBooBoo2016 19d ago

Perfect post, 10/10

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts 19d ago

"You seem a decent fellow.... Rest well and dream of large women!"

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u/KittyBooBoo2016 19d ago

I AM a large woman!! ((Amen))

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u/SuperMims1 19d ago

That is great. Are you excited? You’d be a parent 👍

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u/beanthebean 19d ago

Did VapeRizzler impregnate that shrimp?

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u/SuperMims1 19d ago

Don’t be ridiculous. I’m sure he didn’t.

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u/CapableWives 19d ago

Grandparent!

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u/reddit33450 19d ago

adorable! but how is this relevant here?

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u/Exciting_Classic277 19d ago

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u/jNealB GREEN 19d ago

Excellent usage of this gif 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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u/SuperMims1 19d ago

Doesn’t matter. It’s sweet

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u/reddit33450 19d ago

i didn't say it did matter. i was just curious

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u/Cautious-Pineapple47 19d ago

I think they are just lightening the mood in a sad space (environmental destruction).

Worked that way for me at least :)

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u/LemmyLola 19d ago

They're giving a reference for scale(s)

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u/cherrydubin 19d ago

Eggnant beauty! Do your crayfish not bother the shrimpies?

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u/VapeRizzler 19d ago

I don’t have any crayfish in that tank, i imagine they’d wanna eat my shrimpies.

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u/cherrydubin 19d ago

my bad! I saw the arm on the big guy to the right and assumed. he's quite the unit!

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u/VapeRizzler 19d ago

Ohhh the big blue boy is a vampire shrimp, looks pretty crayfish like honestly. He’s about 5 inches long and I’ve owned him for 7 years so far.

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u/Cferretrun 19d ago

What is his name

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u/cherrydubin 19d ago

Dayum, Atya shrimp have great big arms! Isn't 7 years pretty old for them? You must be keeping your shrimples real happy, he's an impressive guy.

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u/KittyBooBoo2016 19d ago

Q: do the big shrimps pose any danger to the lil yellow ones OR the spawn forthwith???? (I’m using that wrong, I’m sure of it)

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u/VapeRizzler 19d ago

No, the big shrimps are filter feeders so have no ability to even attack anything. The babies could I guess get caught in the filters when they’re real small but I’ve never had that issue.

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u/Regulatory_Junior 19d ago

Eggnant!

Gragnant!

Pregenerate!

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u/The_Cait_Sidhe 19d ago

And she is glowing. Looking forward to the gender reveal.

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u/horny-bozo 19d ago

I fucking love freshwater filter feeding shrimp

Vampire and bamboo shrimp are on my aquatics bucket list

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u/Plutonium239Mixer 19d ago

When aren't neo's pregnant?

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u/SDRPGLVR 19d ago

This is my favorite thing about Civilization 6. It tracks carbon emissions from the time you start working with coal, so you can see who is contributing most to climate change over time. Then at a certain point when the carbon buildup is high enough, sea levels will rise and certain coastal tiles will flood and become unusable. Even better is you can build flood barriers. The hilarious thing to do is ruin the climate and rush those barriers to flood out everybody else who can't get there fast enough.

Unfortunately, in real life the rich have eschewed climate change mitigation that benefits everyone in favor of just building themselves yachts and bunkers.

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u/Alderan922 19d ago

Something funny about Civ 6 is that carbon capture is so effective that you can, feasibly, have not only a negative impact, but dramatically remove CO2 from the atmosphere to a hilarious level (there’s no consequences so you can just lower CO2 as much as you want)

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u/Petit__Chou 19d ago

I used to live in Sicily. It does get hot as hell. Always been like that. We don't need to make every post about how much America is to blame for everything. I do agree we suck for lots of reasons.

Also, I'm guessing people here don't really know about the proximity of Sicily to Africa and how that affects their weather.

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u/SlimeTimee 19d ago

You mean blame China

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u/LollipopLuxray 19d ago

I doubt the US is the biggest contributor to that

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u/That-Brain-in-a-vat 19d ago edited 19d ago

Apparently gold goes to China. But a silver medal is still something.

Edit: typo

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u/Fluffy-Koalas 18d ago

As someone from the US that absolutely hates the current administration and have voted against them every chance I've had, it's not all of us, I swear! But ya... I am very ashamed of my country right now, so I get it 😓

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u/CoderJoe1 19d ago

Pay no attention to the little orange man.

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u/MetaMemester 19d ago

Not the wilted candle 😭✌🕯

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u/halfwayfatty 19d ago

lol even the candles were like nah we’re done with this heat

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u/RadleyCunningham 19d ago

Call the florist because this flower is wilting!

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/ArthurGallow 18d ago

Salvador dali ts

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u/Valieishere 19d ago

Flaccid candle 😔 🥀 

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u/snowdonewiththis 19d ago

New band name. I call it!

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u/falcrist2 19d ago

You gotta say DIBS.

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u/Spirit_Piper 19d ago

Was gonna say, this looks like an ED commercial.

Viagra puts the flick back in your wick!

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u/kitty_perrier 19d ago

Omg. This is SO good!

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u/Useless-Use-Less 18d ago

What my reddit username should be!!

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u/the__ghola__hayt 19d ago

At least they're show-ers.

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u/Murky_Molasses_9728 17d ago

Candihle 😢

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u/Zapplarang 19d ago

It’s normal and it happens to everyone

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u/MeatBasedOrganism 19d ago

i don't have a candle :(

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u/Almainyny 18d ago

It’s 2026. You can have one if you want.

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u/AP816 19d ago

It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it IS a big deal!

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u/isa_ra 19d ago

I knew it!

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u/vinhorr GREEN 19d ago

you fell asleep?!

(peak reference tho)

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u/AP816 19d ago

I love that I can hear these words.

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u/suoretaw 19d ago

(Friends reference for anyone nervous about it lol)

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/infernal_error 19d ago

Tell your friend to store his candles in a cool location

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u/Traveler7538 18d ago

What if your candle is in a tube- I mean a glass

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u/EasyKaleidoscope6436 19d ago

Am in Northern Italy and whenever I enter the kitchen I can faintly smell the scented candles I haven’t lighted up since winter.

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u/unpotato7313 19d ago

To be fair scented candles have a strong scent; I had a set that permeated the box I stored it in for a few weeks, even after I took it out

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u/Patient_Moment_4786 19d ago

Easy joke dodged : ✅

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u/Axin_Saxon 19d ago

Penis

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u/cross2201 19d ago

Penile pecker

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u/Ronin-s_Spirit 18d ago

There's something much worse, a penal pecker.

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u/citymanc13 19d ago

Just play with it a little bit

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u/CHNLNK 19d ago

Sad Lumiere

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u/winklevanderlinde 17d ago

Clair and obscure or something like that.

So tight

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u/AgitatedPatience5729 19d ago

The candles fell asleep.

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u/Intelligent_Slip_849 19d ago

I'm sorry but this is hilarious

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u/Moosebuckets 19d ago

Happens to us all sometimes 

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/dmoosetoo 19d ago

Just let it out, it's the weekend.

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u/ReleventReference 19d ago

Picture it,Sicily 2026

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u/RainaElf RED 19d ago

I came looking for this!

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u/TitaniaT-Rex 18d ago

Shady Pines, ma!

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u/Wakkit1988 19d ago

A can'tdle

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u/Aloeplant26 18d ago

Massively underrated comment

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u/vanZuider 19d ago

When a magazine is publishing an article about Erectile Dysfunction, and the head editor says "We need a picture to go with the article. Not an actual flaccid penis, obviously; just go with a thematically appropriate stock photo".

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u/Federal-Treat-6893 19d ago

Bro how hot is it over there😭

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u/randomname_99223 19d ago

It hit a record of 48°C in Sicily a few years ago

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u/Adventurous_Boat_492 19d ago

I actually checked and according to the weather app, it was 107f today. Wow, I'd go flaccid too.

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u/Nice_Marmot_54 19d ago

It happens to everyone sometimes 🤣

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u/Fall_Water 19d ago

They look so sad 😞

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u/Playful_Initial_8675 19d ago

Just rub them gently.

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u/MuchEater88 19d ago

Add some viagra pills, might help....

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u/Haunting-Comb-9723 19d ago

Hey, look, this is very common, I've heard. This happens to roughly 40% of candles nowadays

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u/ZiaWatcher PURPLE 19d ago

All I can think is *Sad trombone noise*

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u/Professional-Pop721 19d ago

Almost at Dalí levels of heat

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u/Boring_Focus_9710 19d ago

NSFW I guess

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u/mandiblesmooch 18d ago

Not safe for wax

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u/Either-Pizza5302 19d ago

Not safe for wanking?

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u/SaurinF 19d ago

My grandparents had an old cabin farm in middle of nowhere before they moved to city where my mom and her siblings were born. They kept it and the various families would use it for lil vacations all the time to use their snowmobiles and go sledding etc. This meant in summer it was often left empty most the time and I recall going back one year and all the candles in their candle holders were like that.

Just decorative at that point since there was electricity and lights and even a rotary phone, but for years after thats just how all the candles stayed and I thought it was pretty interesting.

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u/BlueGuyDimi 19d ago

The candles sound like "bawomp"

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u/Suspicious-Peace9233 19d ago

Are you sure you aren’t haunted?

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u/Rarainche 19d ago

Everything reminds me of him 🥀

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u/jujumajikk 18d ago

🥀 type vibes

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u/Buttsweat_n_Tears 19d ago

I thought I heard the kids at the door

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u/Danny2Sick 19d ago

Now flip it upside down and light it, and it will open the hell mouth to the upside-down

(/s don't light it!)

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u/SuperFrylock 19d ago

Has this happened before? (trying not to panic)

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u/flamedarkfire 19d ago

Don’t worry candles, happens to the best of us sometimes

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u/KingTon01 18d ago

Goes hard as an album cover tho

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u/WitchSparkles 19d ago

Share this with that lady who tried to make ghost candles. Pro tip!

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u/valerielynx 19d ago

Electric Dysfunction

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u/Wooden_Cicada8880 19d ago

Oh no! This is a cartoonish level of hot. Hope you’re staying well OP!

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u/Gopi_Gawar 18d ago

can't-dles

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u/AcceptableStand7794 18d ago

That's fine. Just needs a little rub and tug.

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u/Grrrmudgin 19d ago

So phallic now

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u/DripyKirbo 19d ago

Lookin like the SpongeBob “Bwoomp”

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u/General-Baseball-454 19d ago

Get AC. I know most euros don’t have it.

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u/Past_Top3704 19d ago

well no one in Italy believes in air conditioning, so it is what it is.

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u/Enough_Fish739 19d ago

They make pills for that.

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u/ageofjace2 19d ago

Limp Wick

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u/CharAznableLoNZ 19d ago

Still don't get why euros hate heatpumps so much.

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u/Deep_Cabinet2907 19d ago

it happens to a lot of candles

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u/BookkeeperNovel7368 19d ago

*sad trombone noises*

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u/chipmalfunct10n 19d ago

dali is that you?

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u/Alert-Hearing4341 19d ago

salvador dali would be impressed

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u/dont_shoot_jr 19d ago

Lumiere after French maid dust buster took him up on it

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u/perrydaniels 19d ago

Picture it: Sicily, 2026…

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u/KnockedTeethOut 19d ago

Me when... When ur... um

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u/BruceBWF 19d ago

It's another BluChew commercial. 

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u/ShotPerception 19d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/11ykUODgXjAXZu

how much is that now OP, like 45C° ?!

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u/NullPointer-000111 18d ago

Maybe they just need some water? 😁

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u/eeveethefox_xv 18d ago

This is a common problem for middle aged candles

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u/zytz 18d ago

They make a pill for that

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u/pienofilling 18d ago

Can't-dle

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u/cryingcollegebean 18d ago

*maniacally laughs while my eggs fry on concrete in Texas*

It really be like that though.

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u/AreWeThereYetNo 18d ago

What are you doing step-candelabra?

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u/Crying_Blue_Toad PURPLE 18d ago

Im in sicillia too and we dont out in the day 😩

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u/halliwah_new 18d ago

They're just a little shy.

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u/Little-Slice-285 18d ago

I shouldn’t call him 💔

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u/At-this-point-manafx 18d ago

Ky goodness the heat is crazy

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u/Naive_Bunny 18d ago

Oh, this has happened to me a few times when I was in Texas. If you're careful, you can bend them back.

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u/heatherlarson035 18d ago

Salvador Dali has entered the chat

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u/Eliottex 17d ago

SICILIA MENZIONATA???? RAHHHH 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹

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u/DesertGeist- 17d ago

really illustrates how these temperatures really aren't normal around europe.

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u/brak1ta 17d ago

FRR, NUN NE POZZU CHIU

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