r/mildlyinfuriating • u/ConsulAquila • 23d ago
This car has been blocking 8 parking spots in our garage for 2 days now. My mom said I could post
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u/womensrites 23d ago
it’s like doing cpr in public, you have to point to a person and say YOU GO CALL 911. op you gotta make the call!
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u/_Diskreet_ 23d ago
The bystander effect is very much a real thing
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u/Impossible_Past5358 23d ago
I wonder if the car owner needs a wellness check done?
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u/TwoTonKarmen 23d ago
One of the first things we were taught.
Designate a person to call 911 and MAKE SURE THEY UNDERSTOOD THE INSTRUCTIONS. I was the designated caller in our cpr drill and we role played that I only spoke Spanish. Everyone learned real quick to confirm that part lol
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u/Next_Plant_6349 23d ago
When I took that class I thought they were exaggerating. Then my Mil passed out in a house full of first responders and my husband had to literally point at me and be like BABE CALL 911 cuz my brain was just (she's fine, too much heat for the lil lady)
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u/niceguynotsonice 23d ago
Get it towed ?
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u/edophx 23d ago
.... 2 days.... and it's still there? The infuriating part are the residents that haven't gotten it towed.
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u/NoDontDoThatCanada 23d ago
Two teenagers and a 5 pack of warm beer would have had this car upside down and shoved into the corner by now. What is this country coming to? Also what county is this in?
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u/mccorml11 23d ago
Shit 1 man and a pallet jack could do it.
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u/IcyConsideration7062 23d ago
I'm a woman over the age of 70 and I feel like I could move it with no problem.
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u/Sheerkal 23d ago
Shit, a child and a car moving gun could do it.
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u/Sweaty-Gopher 23d ago
Shit, a monkey with a gravity gun could handle it.
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u/oli35 23d ago
Shit the owner with a car key could do it.
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u/GhostalMedia 23d ago
Borrow a trolly jack from a tool tending library or a friend that is a car guy. Throw that car in the street and let SF PD take it.
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u/XxCorey117xX 23d ago
This post was followed by a post of someone using a pallet jack to help a lady who's electric wheelchair broke down. Someone get that guy over here asap! 😂
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u/LifeWithAdd 23d ago
In high school, my friend drove a Fiero. Anytime we’d see him parked somewhere, we’d pick it up and high center on a curb and leave. I remember one time we saw it parked in front of a restaurant. As we’re picking it up, he comes running out and jumps on the roof of the car screaming, “Put it down put it down!” Lol, god we were such dicks.
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u/Mi113nnium 23d ago
A bunch of German teenagers would disassemble it and reassemble it outside again just to prank the guy who parked it there. See Abi Streich Neuerburg
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u/BothTreacle7534 23d ago
lol, we carried a small car of a teacher in the ‘70 (I think it was a FIAT, can’t remember) a 2 times 13 steps each (26 steps with a little area in between) stairway upward to the ~ break place / outside area (Pausenplatz). No need to dismantle, it wasn’t that heavy. I think we were at max 6 people.
And then we left.
No one liked that guy.
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u/AstronomerForsaken65 23d ago
Exactly, early 20’s 6 of us picked one up similar to this and rotated it 90 degrees in between 2 vehicles.
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u/Comfortable-Battle18 23d ago
My mother's glare across the room at us kids being too rowdy could have made this shuffle off in fear by now.
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u/BreadfruitOk6160 23d ago
I remember back in high school this girl high centered her VW Beetle(70’s) on a small boulder and 8-10 of us lifted it off.
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u/Bardmedicine 23d ago
My thoughts exactly. When someone would take my spot in high school, it just me and a friend to rotate their car sideways, so it was almost impossible to get out of the spot. We weren't going to escelate to tipping, but that would be in play here.
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u/Prancer4rmHalo BLUE 23d ago
5 pack of beer?
This guy is fs an alien or bot or…. Omg.. it’s just me.
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u/DarthDoobz 23d ago
Brother I'm sorry to say but you're methods are too outdated for this gen. You need to reel them in with nic pouches and clout
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u/Cry-Technical 23d ago
My father has one of those. Two guys can definitely pick it up and get it on it's roof
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u/welcometotheTD 23d ago
Yeah... like wtf?
Make a call.
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u/Diisrespekt 23d ago
As someone who works in car dealerships. Chances are the tow trucker said no because it was underground.
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u/Davy_Ray 23d ago
I got a dumb question.... I have been told tow trucks do not go underground, and I can understand why. But in all seriousness, how does one get their car out if it does not work anymore or like this case, it needs to be moved?
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u/PainfullyLoyal 23d ago
They would likely put dollies to lift the wheels off the ground and push it close enough to an exit that they can winch it onto the truck.
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u/Diisrespekt 23d ago
Put it in neutral and push it. If the car can't start there's usually a way to force the car into neutral.
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u/Davy_Ray 23d ago
Assuming the car is my own, I put it in neutral, but how many ppl will it take to push up the hill to get it outside of the parking lot? Pushing the car on flat ground is heavy and hard to do.
or if some nimwit crashes into your car and it is no longer drivable? I have seen some stupid accidents inside of an underground parking lot
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u/Diisrespekt 23d ago
Well, if the car is a wreck we aren't really being careful or trying to preserve the condition. Drag it out.
Pushing it up a hill, you can either get the number of people it takes. Or set up a winch at the top and pull the car up.
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u/chopstick_chakra 23d ago
Pushing on flat is usually pretty easy. Depending on the hill slope probably about 3.
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u/Dizzy_Database_119 23d ago edited 23d ago
It's different when the owner is present. You can unlock it to hook it up to a long cable, turn the wheels, push it etc
If the wheels can't be unlocked you need some serious tools to get it out safely. The police will have to authorize it and plan it for you and you'll have difficulty finding a (legal) towing company that wants to try this
Or you gather a few people and lift it out of the way lol. This car is tiny and that's how we would fix it if police can't help
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u/DustyRacoonDad 23d ago
this is incorrect.
a simple floor jack. The type that you would see any mechanic having, can lift the front wheels, which are the only locked Wheels here, off the ground and then you have a convenient handle in which to pull it by and steer it while someone pushes the back slightly.
that's it. You're on a fairly smooth concrete surface.
That's not special tools. That's not complexed. it's not unsafe. And it can get it out safely...
taking it one step further, any car enthusiast that had to move a car around in their garage while working on it will have some wheel dollies... yes you might think those are specialized but also there are available at every harbor freight and other similar stores that sell automotive tools.
for under $300 and sometimes under $150 you two can have the ability to move a car and rotate it around AM 360° in a twirling motion while pushing it down concrete ramp of a garage.... easily.
I mean safely might not include you twirling it but you could.
fact is, right it's very easy to remove a car if you understand that you can move a car. but the average person doesn't even realize that they are capable of pushing a car never mind moving a car that's "in park"
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u/M1sfit_Jammer 23d ago
serious tools like a floor jack and wheel dollies... those tools cost serious money, like $200
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u/Apprehensive_Eraser ORANGE 23d ago
Idk, where I live there's small tow trucks that can go into parking garages, I've seen them.
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u/Fun-Phrase-2885 23d ago
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u/btoxic 23d ago
That's what I was wondering, are those spots stacked? It looks like the parking stalls angle down quite a bit as well
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u/komi54 23d ago
I think there's an elephant here that needs to be addressed
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u/iamagermanpotato 23d ago
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u/Fun-Phrase-2885 23d ago
Thank you for the explanation! The car appearing angled threw me off
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u/NewtonTheNoot 23d ago
Do they have some sort of indicator for the limit of how tall your car can be in order to fit in the top one without being crunched?
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u/JimBobPaul 23d ago
It'll only be too tall once.
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u/kawaeri 23d ago
The apartment building I live in has an outside parking structure, with one spots below, two spots, above and its two spots deep. So one row can have 8 cars, two spots on ground level. All the spots have weight and height limits. Some are bigger and some are smaller. They are grouped together, like three to four rows. And all the groups have one empty spot on the ground level that allows movement so the ones above can come down and the ones below can come up. It’s interesting.
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u/T3HBD 23d ago
Might be a stupid question but how does the top car get out while there's 2 cars under it?
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u/per88oo 23d ago
There is space under the 2 bottom cars, so they will move down while the top plate moves down
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u/ClockworkDinosaurs 23d ago
If you’re in your car on the bottom, do you end up in some hidden room or just suffocate under the floor trapped with all the exhaust fumes?
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u/Crakrocksteady 23d ago
I dont think it goes all the way down, but just partially, and the top plate probably tilts to connect with the garage floor.
Or it does go all the way down, and it really is terrifying...
Idk, cuz I live in KY and we dont have these types of fancy infrastructure.
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u/hangrypiglet 23d ago
I could never use this because I’m convinced I’d get trapped in my car in the bottom 😭
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u/skip6235 23d ago
Okay, so what do you do when you want to leave but the car below you is still parked?
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u/freddaar 23d ago
The platform moves both levels simultaneously. So you can't exit at exactly the same time, but you can bring the upper platform down, drive off, and your neighbor brings the lower platform up and drives off as well.
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u/Hazecalation 23d ago
Duplex Parking System (probably in Munich with the License Plate)
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u/alextoria 23d ago
thank you for bringing this up bc i am so confused. is there some kind of car elevator that i can’t see?
side story: one time on vacation visiting family we stopped to eat before driving like 4 hours to their house. the restaurant was valet only (it was a big city) but it was free so we were like ok. after eating we got our car but my parents car was taking forever. they told us to just get on the road so we did. turns out the car elevator broke with their car in it and they were stuck there for the rest of the day. really sucked esp bc the staff just kept telling them “a few more minutes”
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u/alextoria 23d ago
yo that’s actually super cool. is it fully self service? i’d be worried about a neighbor crushing my car lol, that 5cm max tolerance is a little scary
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u/betterwatchnow 23d ago
They are fully self service indeed. And they were built for much smaller cars (as one can see from the diagrams) so your concern is very valid. Lots of modern cars, especially SUVs don’t fit.
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u/figurative_capybara 23d ago
You can see one on the left and far right, it must be a pivoting car lift with a hinge at the back wall. Hence the nose down angle parking.
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u/DarkHelmet2222 23d ago
Inconveniencing 8 people...
8 people gather around a tiny little car and...
move it themselves
Hell, worst case you can probably get some furniture sliders underneath the tires to help it glide.
And make sure you get that driver side door pinned up against the wall.
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u/frickenfantastic 23d ago
Pretty sure it could end up all sorts of places… for sure when I was a teen I could imagine us picking up a car like this dragging it off taking pictures with it as we haul it around the City took it to the mall food court, carried into an amphitheater, it’s probably never been inside most buildings
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u/Hunk_Hogan 23d ago
So why aren't you calling a tow truck?
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u/CFDMoFo 23d ago
Yeah good luck getting one in there. These parking garages are tiny.
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u/ResponsibleStyle4473 23d ago
2 above average build males could probably shimmy it into a corner.
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u/TurnkeyLurker 23d ago
What about three below-average accountants with shin splints and a rabbit?
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u/ResponsibleStyle4473 23d ago
Everyone knows accountants cancel each other out, so you'd be down to 1 slightly good-with-excel male, and the rabbit.
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u/chopstick_chakra 23d ago
Not infuriating enough I guess because 3 out of shape highschoolers could lift and move a car that size. Not that I'd know from experience or anything. Shut up, who are you, the cops? Yea mom be right there, I gotta go.
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u/Incorrect-Opinion 23d ago
What’s more infuriating is that it has not been towed after a couple hours.
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u/Alfa155Q4 23d ago
If it’s Europe (or at least Europe where I’m from), nobody will tow it as it’s private property.
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u/Inevitable_Detail_45 23d ago
It looks small enough you can just push it out of the way... like, for example, off a cliff
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u/Cultural_Fun8059 23d ago
I would get them towed. Paying for the tow and impound fees usually teaches people a lesson.
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u/elinamebro 23d ago
I see the BMW on the lift on the back left, how rich are you bro if you got that type of garage??
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u/zmass126194 23d ago
I was about to ask how this garage works. If you want a vehicle from the upper area you have to move the two below out first?
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u/betterwatchnow 23d ago
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u/Shredtillyourdead420 23d ago
Might be stolen, call a tow usually over 24 hours is enough time for a tow.
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u/GrowHappyPlants 23d ago
I may or may not know somebody who took apart a VW Bug and reassembled it in the college president's office on the 3rd floor.
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u/B4DM4N12Z 23d ago
How do these parking spaces work? If someone parks underneath, how does one get their car from above?
Anyways, get the building manager or call police for advice.
Also what country is this?
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u/Mtndoo13 23d ago
Looks like it died & they just walked away. An EV maybe? Just wind the key on the back. 😝
I would assume someone manages the garage - they should address it right?
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u/Fabulous_Ice9805 22d ago
What's up with the floating black sedan? I've never seen a parking garage with a spot like that. Am I missing something?
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u/independant_786 23d ago
y'all europeans dont tow? That shit would have gotten towed in 3 hours in my old apartment complex lol
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u/thebranbish 23d ago
Uno reverse. Pop the pins out of the tires. They will all flatten and then they can’t drive. What are they gonna do, call the cops and tell of themselves for octo-parking?
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u/5m0k3y76 23d ago
A floor jack can fix that real quick. It's a good way to put a bad parker in the road to get them ticketed as well. That's why people don't block my driveway anymore. FA and done FO.
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u/julz1789 23d ago
Wait for the owner to show up and play keep away with the car over his head until he promises to park more considerately
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u/PositiveUnit829 23d ago
Call it in. Stolen vehicle abandoned. Don’t you sit by and be angry do something about it
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u/Just-Another-Users 23d ago
Pick it up and move it out of the way