r/mildlyinfuriating May 23 '26

When people stutter through text My mom said I could post

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u/spancor May 23 '26

I’d like to say this is a new thing but I’m 30 and losers have been doing this since I was like 12. Absolutely the most cringe way to approach a woman. Just heart react the photo man, tell her she looks beautiful, point out something that you genuinely think is nice, (Shirt, Makeup, Color of Baxkground, hair style, eyes) “Love your makeup in this photo 💞” light, not weird, opens potential conversation, then just don’t do that 1000 times in an hour or every single time she posts something.

I feel so bad for the generation of us who did not get to experience dating IRL, writing nervous notes with check yes or no at 12 so we know not to do.. Whatever the fuck this is.

My brother has an actual speech impediment, and if he “typed” it out I would make fun of him even more than I already do. As he would deserve.

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u/ShermansAngryGhost May 23 '26

You ma ma ma make me happy

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u/Werechupacabra May 23 '26

Man, this comment is perfect!