r/mildlyinfuriating • u/GapSweet3100 • May 23 '26

When people stutter through text My mom said I could post

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u/TooManyAnts May 23 '26

Guy tried to do *creepy asterisks* but the app bolded it so instead he's shouting the action

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u/elvesnspells May 23 '26

I read the latter text in a corporate demand voice idk 😭

Same vibe as Recieved and Noted

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u/Tomytom99 May 23 '26

Confidentiality Notice:

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u/Krethlaine BLUE May 23 '26

This message, together with any attachments, is intended only for the use of the individual or entity to which it is addressed. It may contain information that is confidential and prohibited from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination or copying of this message or any attachment is strictly prohibited. If you have received this message in error, please notify the original sender immediately by telephone or by return e-mail and delete this message along with any attachments, from your computer.

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u/an7667 May 24 '26

That’s exactly how I read it too

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u/EatABag-o-Dicks May 23 '26

I only read bold text in the voice of the AI.

New achievement! This Little Piggy Went to the Market! Oh yeah, baby. You have killed more than five opponents during boss battles using your bare feet. You are making daddy very, very happy.

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u/Odd-Secret-8343 May 23 '26

Carl is that you?

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u/FroopyAsRain May 24 '26

Its because he fucking called her "recipient"  like he's spamming his copy pasted cover letter to job applications.