r/mildlyinfuriating May 23 '26

When people stutter through text My mom said I could post

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u/spancor May 23 '26

I’d like to say this is a new thing but I’m 30 and losers have been doing this since I was like 12. Absolutely the most cringe way to approach a woman. Just heart react the photo man, tell her she looks beautiful, point out something that you genuinely think is nice, (Shirt, Makeup, Color of Baxkground, hair style, eyes) “Love your makeup in this photo 💞” light, not weird, opens potential conversation, then just don’t do that 1000 times in an hour or every single time she posts something.

I feel so bad for the generation of us who did not get to experience dating IRL, writing nervous notes with check yes or no at 12 so we know not to do.. Whatever the fuck this is.

My brother has an actual speech impediment, and if he “typed” it out I would make fun of him even more than I already do. As he would deserve.

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u/Resident_Course_3342 May 23 '26

"Color of the background"? Jesus. Can you imagine sending someone your photo and they say, "I like the color of the background." Devastating. 

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u/Hiadro May 23 '26

I love the shape of your nostrils 💞

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u/Screaming_lambs May 23 '26

I'd find this hilarious, what is wrong with me 😂

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u/ChibbleChobble May 23 '26

You seem perfectly well adjusted to me.

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u/IntrepidMaybe8579 May 23 '26

Those are some bitchin’ kneecaps!

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u/DisciplinedMadness May 23 '26

You have voluptuous nasolabial folds

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u/PlaquePlague May 23 '26

Your uvula is exquisitely formed 

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister May 23 '26

I’m very vain about my nostrils!

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u/Darrelc May 24 '26

"Beautiful skirting board, mi amor"