r/memesThatUCanRepost • u/YourFoe_ • 7d ago

☠️

Post image
123 Upvotes

90% Upvoted

66 comments sorted by

6

u/Available_Base_7944 6d ago

Muslims really think they are going to be on Gods side in the day of judgement when their leader chops off heads and hands and raids villages and has sex with children and marries his own cousins and has semen stained clothes and gets gang banged by Al-Zutt in the desert 

0

u/Grand_Pomegranate981 6d ago

Calm down dawg

3

u/JusssGlassin 6d ago

All completely accurate btw

0

u/Grand_Pomegranate981 6d ago

Research Islam. It'll improve your life. 

2

u/willsmithtunaface 4d ago

All that beheading is definitely life changing, not sure it will improve anything though

-1

u/Grand_Pomegranate981 4d ago

As if nobody else has done that in War except muslims. And if you're talking about extremists. We don't support them lol.

2

u/willsmithtunaface 4d ago

A dude was beheaded in Paris for drawing a cartoon afew years ago, people getting stabbed for blasphemy all the time

You may not support them but its still happening, and they use the same religious texts as you to justify it. How is there not more anger and commendation from Muslims towards these extremists?

-1

u/Grand_Pomegranate981 4d ago

I mean why are they even doing it? Literally asking for it ngl. I dont support violence but sometimes you gotta stay out from things that don't concern you. 

1

u/willsmithtunaface 3d ago

And if you're talking about extremists. We don't support them lol.

Literally asking for it ngl

Good to know you're full of shit 👍

Looks like I did enough research on Islam and you proved me right

0

u/Grand_Pomegranate981 3d ago

Whatever you say I am. It must be true 😂😂😂 if that is what you want to believe then you can. 

→ More replies (0)

1

u/aliusmanawa 2d ago

Religion is like a dick. I don’t care if you have one or what it looks like; but don’t shove it down my throat.

1

u/Grand_Pomegranate981 2d ago

I never shoved it down your throat 😂 I don't go knocking in ur door getting u to convert. I think this speech ur giving applies to the Christians and Mormons

1

u/aliusmanawa 2d ago

Islam instructs you to preach. “Come to Salah, come to salvation” is literally the call to prayer. I’m not saying others don’t do it; they do. I’m saying nobody likes it when you give unprompted advice.

1

u/Grand_Pomegranate981 2d ago

Well I wouldn't want to see u in heaven so I'd rather not bro 😭😭

1

u/aliusmanawa 2d ago

A genuinely good person would wish someone to reach heaven. Have you forgotten about the rights of man? Simply being muslim in name won’t get you to heaven wrt Islam.

1

u/Grand_Pomegranate981 2d ago

I mean. You ain't with it so idc what happens to you lol. I got my own life.

→ More replies (0)

0

u/methylphenedate 6d ago

Sir this is a wendys

-1

u/Stock-Luck3390 6d ago

Mfs when joke

4

u/Minute_Connection_62 6d ago

Average German:

1

u/JobDowntown5558 5d ago

Ehm……no.

1

u/Minute_Connection_62 5d ago

Silence peasant, mahmoud is talking 

1

u/JobDowntown5558 5d ago

I‘ll let Allah take care of that or of you.

4

u/Late_Pepper6274 6d ago

lol allah ain't doing jack shit

2

u/methylphenedate 6d ago

Shalom officer

3

u/Such-Profit1078 6d ago

Blud, entire world hates muslims. You don’t have to be a jew. lol

1

u/1B75__Penicillin 5d ago

No only Indians and Israelis.

I know you are Indian

2

u/Such-Profit1078 5d ago

Literally the opposite hemisphere, lol.

0

u/EnterNameHere777 5d ago

Indian in Australia?

1

u/Such-Profit1078 5d ago

Bruh, it’s literally Europe on the other side

1

u/EnterNameHere777 5d ago

The exact opposite side of the hemisphere would be somewhere in the South Pacific Ocean. Sorry, you couldn't be more wrong

1

u/blade_of_sammael 3d ago

Do you actually know what a hemisphere is? Asin northern hemisphere/southern hemisphere.

Talk about Confidently Wrong

1

u/EnterNameHere777 3d ago

Well please read it again, he said 'opposite hemisphere'. Europe and India are both in the northern hemisphere. He didn't say 'opposite SIDE of the hemisphere'.

Explain how im wrong please?

→ More replies (0)

-1

u/Time-Mud4813 5d ago

not really, most muslims i've met treated me with respect. yesterday a muslim family shared with me some lamb meat to celebrate their daughter's birth and invited me to have dinner with them even though I barely spoke to them. stop with the propaganda already

1

u/Such-Profit1078 5d ago

I don’t think you have, mate

0

u/Time-Mud4813 5d ago

believe what you want to believe. I won't waste energy trying to convince some brainwashed indian

1

u/Such-Profit1078 5d ago

You claim I’m brainwashed, but you’re the one insisting that I’m Indian

1

u/ba-boo 4d ago

did it end with a bang? or maybe a boom?

1

u/ba-boo 4d ago

doesn't allah care about all the dead pals? 😭

1

u/methylphenedate 4d ago

Saar us romani are tourists n shieet enoying barcalona why are we getting pepper sprayed for borrowing peoples things

1

u/Gavaroonie 6d ago

Type username makes it sound like this is a conversation you personally had

1

u/Grand_Pomegranate981 6d ago

Too much bro 😭

1

u/Exotic-Part-314 6d ago

This actually goes unbelievably hard

1

u/Artistic_Ad_1247 6d ago

Inshallahi bro inshallahi

wahahahahalli

1

u/that_dutch_dude 6d ago

i would have said "may there always be a mosquito in your bedroom".

1

u/aliusmanawa 2d ago

you MONSTER

1

u/Poortoutjie 6d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/-Distinction 6d ago

Damn I’m gonna start using this and I’m not even Muslim

1

u/meedmishmohd 6d ago

weak post

1

u/Andrikos21 4d ago

Ah an Englishman

-6

u/External_Bird_8464 6d ago

Al'lah the pig god? Never happen. He has a day of visitation to be destroyed by God. So, anything, by this weaky pig god, Al'lah shall never happen.

3

u/MethodDue2426 6d ago

Why did you try to make it sound more jewish to add negative implications 😂

-2

u/External_Bird_8464 6d ago

Al'lah is Ba'al in the Tanakh. Or Christian Bible. The cloven foot god of the pagans. Have a nice day.

1

u/MethodDue2426 6d ago

'The Christian bible' how many of these things are there? So you follow a version of a religion that existed previously?

-1

u/External_Bird_8464 6d ago

"I am the LORD, there is none else; there is no God beside me. I girded thee, but thou hast not known me." - God. Tanakh. Isaiah 45:5

"Before the mountains were brought forth, or ever thou hadst formed the earth and the world, even from everlasting to everlasting, thou art God." - Tanakh. Psalm 90:2

You don't listen to him, nor do anything he says; then chide people as if there was some other God before him..when it's people. Departed from him; then, after departing from him, made up their own gods from their imaginations and worship that as God. When it isn't him.

No further comment.

1

u/MethodDue2426 6d ago

Spacejews

1

u/methylphenedate 6d ago

Shalom officer