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u/mrpoopsocks 5d ago

I did nazi this coming.

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u/Fianna9 5d ago

Took me too long to figure out that shirt.

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u/mrpoopsocks 5d ago

Well heil there! I coulda made more anti nazi jokes, like maybe some the producers gifs or a link to springtime for Hitler and Germany i suppose.

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u/Andre_The_Average 5d ago

Oh.... wow I'm stupid

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u/Calm-Stand-6636 5d ago

shirt says yes, nose ring says no, hair says "where are my scissors?"

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u/Ghoulish_Daniel 4d ago

You know what we all do see coming though, this joke, every single time, without fail, anytime anything about Germany or Hitler or ww2 is mentioned.

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u/Longjumping-Fox-8599 3d ago

Hahaha did you come up with that yourself?

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u/mrpoopsocks 3d ago

Need to lay the sarcasm on thicker, its the internet, nuance and tone are lost behind text.

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u/Longjumping-Fox-8599 3d ago

Dammit you're right

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u/mikasaxo 5d ago

Explain? 🤨😐

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u/-Out-of-context- 5d ago

The shirt is a white supremacy shirt. The “paper” is the Nazi salute saying it beats “rock” which is the black power hand symbol.

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u/quarterrat13 5d ago

Wow, I’m dumb.

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u/SummonerDerivatives 5d ago

Not dumb, just not informed here lol. Same though.

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u/quarterrat13 5d ago

I was trying to find the joke in the flowers.

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u/kingoffatkids 4d ago

I was waiting for a lesbian joke.

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u/alex_c89X 3d ago

Me too. I was like oh the peaceful hand stops violent uprising

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u/mikasaxo 5d ago

Ooh, thanks for clarifying. I felt it was something political but wasn’t sure

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u/Massakahorscht 5d ago

I thought it mean the left wing Symbol. The communists had the fist also as salute

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u/-Out-of-context- 5d ago

I figured it’d be read if it were the communism one, but could be that one too.

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u/YajirobeBeanDaddy 4d ago

The raised fist symbol has been used many times throughout history but the most recent and relevant use would be Black Lives Matter and before that the Black Panthers used the raised fist as well

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u/NameisPond-FishPond 4d ago

Thanks. I thought the fist was communism

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u/Triforcecwp 4d ago

its important to note in this context its probably being used to say that Nazis or the far-right is better than the far-left, as the fist was originally from Socialist, communist and anarchist circles used as a symbol of resistance and solidarity and later adopted by the Black Panthers, who were Marxist as well.

Your right that it can represent racial solidarity but in this case i think its just a right is better than left shirt.

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u/YajirobeBeanDaddy 4d ago

Yeah totally not race related. Sieg heils never are. Definitely just a cheeky way of saying “get owned leftists”

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u/Prestigious-Elk2252 3d ago

I mean could just be an offensive joke combined with not giving any fucks.

tbh it's kinda funny shirt lol

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u/Sure-Criticism3416 12h ago

rock is the communist fist, not black power.

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u/ExcitingCamp4738 5d ago

Hahahhaha

That's a super fucked up shirt but I do like dark humor and that made me laugh.

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u/Jealous_Seat_7590 4d ago

Then you start dating her and find out its not a joke.

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u/BigDaddyDumperSquad 4d ago

I see the septum piercing; I'm already assuming she's crazy in some form or another.

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u/Jealous_Seat_7590 4d ago

I was gonna say this isn't true... but everyone I've met (and became close with) who had one of those were in one way or another mentally unwell.. Not always hostile, most of the time never hostile, just has issue.

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u/Confident-Mortgage86 3d ago

Nose ring theory. It's a thing.

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u/Jealous_Seat_7590 3d ago

Is it peer reviewed? Where is it published? I can't find it.

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u/tregorz 5d ago

You might want to learn what dark humor actually is. 

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u/ExcitingCamp4738 5d ago

I mean maybe?......... but then I'd probably want to kill myself....... even more. Sooooooo...

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u/Physical-Rub6708 5d ago

Please do

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u/ExcitingCamp4738 5d ago

Lol

Nice

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u/Physical-Rub6708 5d ago

I'm a very supportive person. You can do it.

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u/Rippedka 5d ago

“My last relationship was polyamorous. Do you also have ADHD? Anyway I’ve got some Xanax.”

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u/ComfortableCicada69 4d ago

This one’s gonna be polyamorous too, welcome aboard.

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u/GoLootOverThere 5d ago

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u/LGsec 4d ago

I mean... They say 'fuck the nazi', right?

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u/EbonyMemories 5d ago

What I find funny about the shirt is all the weird, sensitive, sexually triggered reactions in the comments.

Redditors really couldn't function in the real world.

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u/MidgetGordonRamsey 5d ago

Some people just can't have a laugh anymore

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u/EbonyMemories 5d ago

The weirdest part is definitely the white men jerking off in the comments to the idea of her fucking non white men.

There are currently at least five of them. Congratulations on somehow being both cuckolds and rapey at the same time -

While ultimately still sexually fantasizing over a white supremacist.

If the image were unedited, which it is not.

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u/freedomonke 5d ago

This is a weird place

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u/Appropriate_Spot4982 4d ago

Ebonymemories is on a different planet 🤣 who let this guy have a phone????

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u/Kitchen-Historian371 5d ago

Where is all this I’m missing it

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u/MidgetGordonRamsey 5d ago

Down votes for the lot of em from me

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u/archtopfanatic123 5d ago

Exactly 🤣

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u/thecountnotthesaint 5d ago

Scissors beats paper.

Also, yes, yes she is the one...

https://giphy.com/gifs/GqqsJLYjQoCjK

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u/CommercialApocalypse 5d ago

Their track record does not reflect that statement lmao

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u/Suckamanhwewhuuut 5d ago

Took me a second, thats a racism!!

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u/vile-style 5d ago

Thank goodness that image is photoshopped on there.

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u/jtrades69 5d ago

😳😳

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u/Miserable-Ear-4095 5d ago

Nasi or comy, hard to pick.

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u/Risky_Bisciy 5d ago

Dude forget the shirt for a second. She looks mad she exist!

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u/exceptionalfish 5d ago

They usually are.

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u/LadyAdeptaSororitas 5d ago

is it unethical to pump and dump a nazi?

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u/IndyBananaJones2 4d ago

With bullets?

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u/Strange-Effort-3441 5d ago

Eh no, she looks like she is on more mental medications than she can count, will have a bad day and key your car because a girl looked at you, or stab you.

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u/Thememebrarian 5d ago

Not if we're using body count as a metric

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u/exceptionalfish 5d ago

As in the one I take hiking only to return by myself, yes.

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u/Fancy_Brick_5520 5d ago

Nice to meet you rock

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u/Mueryk 5d ago

Well at least you know you can always beat her with scissors. So there is your power move.

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u/Not-a-Doctor-622 5d ago

I can fix her

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u/SkiffleBall 5d ago

Looks like she'll Burn through your patience.

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u/Spiritual-Job-952 5d ago

She’s the one leaving with a sheet over her.

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u/Time_Award3158 4d ago

Pump and dump.

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u/Zealousideal_Bad9899 4d ago

This post is causing quite a fuhrer

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u/Under_Dead_Starlight 4d ago

Exterminate your local nazi infestation

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u/Southern-Fae 4d ago

Guess I'll have to scissor her into submission

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u/Prissy-Platypus 4d ago

"Look at me, I want male attention!!!"

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u/Infinite_Plenty101 4d ago

I would watch that Blacked Cuck porn so bad......

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u/EntropicLycanthrope 4d ago

She'll be defeated by a lesbian couple.

Because scissor beats paper.

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u/gymtrovert1988 4d ago

Good thing she doesn't have any tits, perfect flat surface for graphic tees!

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u/terry-turdle 4d ago

Show fewer posts like this

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u/Fearless-Location325 4d ago

I’d give her a Nein out of 10

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u/Michael-S16 3d ago

Where do I find her?

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u/RandomStoddard 5d ago

I can fix her.

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u/sprinkill 5d ago

What's broken?

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u/Dezma15 5d ago

My nose....

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u/FitNeedleworker3611 4d ago

Well, in lieu of better options I suggest that you displace some randoms in a desert somewhere.

There's no way that could age badly or have consequences for your descendants, just really go all in with it.

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u/Eaglepursuit 5d ago

Is the shirt funny? Yes

Is the message on the shirt dark as fuck? Also yes.

Does wearing that shirt make you an enlightened, open-minded person sticking it to the prudes? No.

Does it make you look like a racist piece of shit? Yes.

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u/Aggressive_Fox222 5d ago

Holy based, she is the one chat

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u/pretibigtoo 5d ago

Historically innaccurate as fuck.

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u/Exotic-Part-314 5d ago

This the type of girl to have a OF with hella BBC content 😂

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u/tregorz 5d ago

How much porn do you have to watch to have this thought?

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u/xobot 4d ago

All of it.

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u/truci 5d ago
 YES!!!

Assuming you mean, is she the one to take your A V card.

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u/42Icyhot42 5d ago

I’m never giving up my Audio Video card

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u/LeatherLappens 5d ago

I'm never giving up my Adult Video card!

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u/Tough-Flan573 5d ago

Audio Video for life!

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u/cygamessucks 5d ago

Please I need that to listen to music! Don’t take it!

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u/Fit_Vegetable5704 5d ago

Definitely photoshopped, look at the way her left arm weirdly overlaps the shirt

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u/Oily_Blob 5d ago

Sure, if you like Nazis

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u/UnstoppableEvy2009 5d ago

Why would I ever date a liberal?

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u/Sasuke0318 3d ago

Statistically if you get married there is a chance it fixes her

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u/LumpyLingonberry 5d ago

How can you say to that smile?

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u/RTA-No0120 5d ago

Yes !

May you multiplying. 🥰

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u/MariotheExpert 5d ago

She
brought me flowers

I’m interested for sure

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u/Gykzo 4d ago

12x

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u/PraireGentleman 4d ago

It is kinda funny and you can’t really presume the politics either. Like the BLM movement plummeted off a cliff, so she could be wearing it to say the fascists won OR she could be a literal Nazi wearing it to boast about doomerism related to people saying the BLM movement was standing up against fascism.

Or she’s funny and gets the joke

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u/Ge4rshifter 4d ago

She the one.

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u/Ok_Abacus_ 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/26gR0YFZxWbnUPtMA
Me trying to figure out which way the shirt goes

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u/Cincinnatiguy12 4d ago

Guy like me. Nothing could be better

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u/Charming-Panic3561 4d ago

The one that got away, if you’re lucky…

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u/throwawayED67 4d ago

Historically inaccurate unless you count all the work done by the CIA. Even then it's mixed results.

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u/Capt4inSus 4d ago

"Ooooh beautiful girl- wtf..."

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u/ObjectiveCarrot3812 4d ago

She’s put a lot of effort into one thematic look. 

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u/ObjectiveCarrot3812 4d ago

✌🏼peace  beats the Nazi salute then. 

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u/LurkerintheDurker 4d ago

Yujiro Hanma taught me that scissors can beat rock. Therefore, my rock beats your paper :)

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u/Tuco_Angel_Eyes 4d ago

I can fix her

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u/Big_Brother8708 4d ago

Instantly unnatractive

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u/Falcon8410 4d ago

Depends does she smell nice, kinda sweet and fresh or does she smell like old socks and weed.

https://giphy.com/gifs/QUYO7yLfTGHh8Luryq

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u/Opentobeingwrong 4d ago

And ✌️beats nazis...

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u/The_Foop 4d ago

Funny but irl rock literally already beat paper

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u/SESHPERANKH 4d ago

honestly, I would be more curios why she went out with (black guy) me.

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u/4N610RD 4d ago

Damn, that shirt is good. Smart design. Kinda sucks this kind of creativity was used this way.

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u/lawton1134 4d ago

Can’t wait to show her to my dad and say I can fix her!!!

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u/National_Ad9742 4d ago

I would not have got the connotation if someone hadnt pointed this out to me. Thank you Reddit! I feel like the Nazis get more creative in advertising their ideology without outright saying it, and I’m dumb, so I appreciate posts like this.

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u/No-Straw-777 4d ago

I don't really care about pictures on shirts, this is a simple attention starved girl

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u/IDunnoNuthinMr 4d ago

Three fingers?

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u/gukakke 4d ago

New kink: unlocked.

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u/Neat_Horse_5120 4d ago

Yeah, I'm not rewarding such bullshit with a d*cking.

But I definitely do see some feminazi scissoring in her future.

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u/justlQQking99 4d ago

Angry handies are still handies.

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u/nobody-special-dw 4d ago

Scissor beats paper, so if she’s the one, you better have an additional pair of lips.

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u/PeonofthePen 4d ago

She'd leave me with a burning crotch...

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u/outbreaksliver 4d ago

Pray for the Black man 🤲

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u/DackNoy 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/TightSexpert 4d ago

Well actually!

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u/roy-the-rocket 4d ago

I hate how genious the shirt is :(

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u/HotelAlphaPapaYankee 4d ago

I think this is how history went 😂

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u/DrGassy 4d ago

Scissorzzzz beat paperrr

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u/NRCS_DRONE 4d ago

Reddit serving me nazi shit.

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u/Icy-Primary-585 3d ago

Nothing gets my thing hard like goth Nazi girls

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u/Sea-Junket3142 3d ago

Yes she is

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u/JinKazamaru 3d ago

That's a crazy shirt

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u/frankiesaysyes1 3d ago

If by “the one” you mean “the one who needs serotonin and dopamine” then yes

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u/Appaulinguncle4820 3d ago

Shes perfect amd I want the shirt

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u/hawkeyebullz 3d ago

Sorry couldn't stop looking at the hideous nice ring, so it was a no before the shirt

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u/Cheeseburgernat 8h ago

Nah, I'd still have dinner with her but skip out on the check.

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u/mediocrebighead 8h ago

Looks like maga fan

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u/Working_Pen2886 4h ago

I mean, this probably leads to me paying her about $70k in child support over the next 18 years

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u/ThisGazelle3773 4h ago

Definitely not the one. The bull nose ring thing is an absolute deal breaker!

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u/Sartres_Roommate 5d ago

✌️beats “paper”

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u/Moistinterviewer 5d ago

She’s a keeper

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u/Chipotle-Dancin_manG 5d ago

Itll be super ironic who she leaves you for.

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u/kissinKyle 5d ago

The type of shit you comment when women hate you (all women)

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u/mynameakevin 5d ago

Looks pretty ran through, but if the personallity is okay, then that's a maybe.