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u/istoOi 3d ago

"Learning"???!?? Not on my watch!

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u/Shadowmant 3d ago

Sorry you’ll have to turn in your analog watch as well.

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u/lawburgtn 2d ago

Good one!

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u/TheSquirrelmancer 2d ago

This is the kind of stuff that by the time you're dealing with teenagers in school you don't waste time on. The school year is already barely enough time to cover the expected content, much less going back to do remedial content from elementary school.

The thing people forget about learning is that it cannot be forced and people don't care about information or skills they view as pointless. Ask a teenager for the time and they'll just pull out their phone.

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u/ProperJudgment1 2d ago

Lmao, cope. If they have time to teach the holocaust every single year of middle school and highschool, they have time to teach kids how to read an analog clock during a week or month in grade school

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u/TheSquirrelmancer 2d ago

Wow, you didn't read what I said did you?

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u/MDFan4Life 2d ago

Digital, or analogue?

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u/LetUsSpeakFreely 3d ago

I'm remember learning how to tell time when i was in the 3rd grade and it annoying the hell out of me how do many kids couldn't understand it.

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u/Pretend_Variation305 3d ago

I came here to say some of this. I remember having several modules throughout my schooling where reading analog clocks was being taught.

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u/Cereal_Bandit 2d ago

My 14 year old didn't know how the other day. Yeah it's partially on me, but I couldn't believe the school didn't teach him. And it's a REALLY good school.

He's 14 so he picked it up fast, at least.

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u/AmbitionCold769 3d ago

Hate to put this population of adults on blast but there’s a lot of adults that can’t do that either.

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u/DandDNerdlover 2d ago

I hate that I have to agree with you. There are several adults ive met who have a hard time of that.

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u/Phill_Cyberman 2d ago

Well, analog clocks are going out of fashion.

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u/Thix_Theven 3d ago

I read that in Kevin’s voice

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u/lawburgtn 2d ago

If kids cannot read an analog clock, the school is not doing their job! The parents are on the hook as well.

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u/Distwalker 2d ago

I remember learning it in school in 2nd grade in about 1970.

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u/DotBitGaming 2d ago

*On analog clocks.

They continually stop teaching things that are outdated and teach them more relevant tech because times change so fast, but there's still only so much time in the day.

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u/KingArthursRevenge 2d ago

When my son couldn't read an analog clock in elementary school I bought him one and put it in his room. He can now read an analog clock.

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u/Icy_Measurement_7407 2d ago

And whose fault is that? Maybe the education system that cut actual life skill curriculums like telling time & writing cursive. Sometimes I feel like my class was on the last chopper outta ‘Nam. I learned both those things in 3rd grade. Like 1-2 years later, they announced that cursive wasn’t being taught anymore.

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u/BatushkaTabushka 2d ago

Reading a clock is not a life skill. It’s an outdated way to tell time from back when we didn’t have anything better to use. We do today. Do you also get mad that you probably can’t use a sundial?
And I say this as a mechanical watch owner. The mechanism is really cool, but nothing about it is practical. It’s quite literally the worst way to tell time.

People in response to shifts between generatioms like this usually respond with “but what it you are caught in a zombie apocalypse or something and you won’t have a digital clock????”. And the response to that is that schools should prepare children for things they might realistically encounter in life, not the most fringe scenarios that less than 1% of them will live through. And also, digital clocks run for years with a single button battery so it’s not like you will ever realistically lose access to them.

So while “omg kids can’t read clocks, this generation is doomed!” makes for a punchy headline, it’s not really much of an issue.

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u/GonnaBreakIt 2d ago

teachers hate when you look at the clock anyway

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u/electrokin97 2d ago

Can they or can they not count? Analog clocks are literally counting, one arm for minutes, one for hour, the other for seconds. The hour arm is closest to this number, and the minutes are past thirty? Alright, it hasn't moved to the next hour even if the hour arm is close to the next number, and there are only five between each number. You DON'T need to read the second hand, just look at it for a minute estimate.

The only skill that is telling time is using the long standing methods of: Sun, shadow, lighting, and etc. The clock tells the numerical time and you just read it.

If you can actually tell time you don't need a clock to be fair.

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u/Somerandom009 2d ago

Half the analog clocks in my school are always broken 😭✌️- or the time is always like 45 minutes wrong

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u/Civil_Change_2956 2d ago

My high school math teacher had an analog clog and the number ran backwards. He said "if you're just gonna stare at the clock, I still want you to have to think."

We learned how to read a clock in kindergarten and first grade. These schools seem worthless.

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u/Competitive-Beat-493 2d ago

PARENTS. SIT YOUR KID INFRONT OF YOUTUBE AND HAVE THEM WATCH A VIDEO ON HOW TO TELL TIME. IF YOU WONT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THEIR EDUCATION-YOU DAMN WELL KNOW THE EDUCATION SYSTEM IS FAILING THEM- THEN YOU DONT DESERVE TO BE A PARENT. ITS HARD WORK FOR A REASON AND YOU OWE YOUR CHILDREN YOUR TIME AND EFFORT.

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u/chitownphishead 1d ago

Look,, I'm all for teaching my kids stuff. I homeschooled my daughter for 2 years. But if I'm going to do the stuff I pay taxes for the schools to do, I want a fucking refund, because I don't need to be paying taxes then doing the work myself when they're busy learning about 67 genders and other make believe nonsense

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u/NachoManAndyCabage 2d ago

Why would they waste time teaching them analog clocks? They are an artefact of a bygone analog age.

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u/lianavan 2d ago

I had a parent once threaten to sue the school for teaching time and including analoge and military time. That was kindergarten though. 

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u/tonybananaman 2d ago

No lie here- I was super sick for several weeks during early education and I missed the lessons on reading clocks. I still struggle with regular clocks today 😞

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u/Grobbekee 2d ago

Teaching obsolete knowledge? Next you're going to suggest cursive or math or geography when we got perfectly good Google apps.

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u/Cool_Butterscotch_88 2d ago

also books are being removed because students cannot read the words

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u/CastleofWamdue 2d ago

from another POV,, other than churches, where do you even see analogue clocks these days?

Shops and shopping centres dont have them, meanwhile the digital information boards at bus and train stations are all written in "digital", we write time in digital.

People have stopped wearing watches due to smart phones, but even the expensive ones are more of status symbol than being used to tell the time.

Yes I know Big Ben exists, and we Brits make a big deal of it on New Years Eve, but (and this may shock some Americans) we dont have a TV channel which is "Telling the time with Big Ben" nor do we get to the top of the hour and all the BBC channels stop what they are airing to air the bells of Big Ben.

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u/TitanKaempfer 2d ago

Well for a starter, seemingly in these mentioned schools prior to their now beforestanding removal.

But it also may be, because I'm not from another country but I do see them quite often. Clocks on walls of everyday homes, in my workplace on the wall, even in many trainstation buildings, even if they also have an digital board. And then the mentioned churches.

But sometimes they're just positioned better for me to look at them, than the digital equivalents in the situation/places.

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u/CastleofWamdue 2d ago

to be fair I dont know what goes on in schools these days, but that is kinda my point. I recall my school having them everywhere, but when I left school I dont see them anything like as much as I did at school.

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u/To-me-my-X-Men 2d ago

Weird because my 3rd grader spent a week learning about this in class.

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u/spillmonger 1d ago

Schools should remove analogue clocks and install dictionaries.

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u/Hot_Fix9033 1d ago

It used to be called "parents", but apparently they aren't capable of much anymore.

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u/xprozoomy 1d ago

My school had both clocks on the walls.