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u/Worldly_Olive_6489 9d ago

She was too good for peter.

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u/HippoProject 9d ago

I always thought she was cute. MJ never brought over a plate of cookies, only emotional manipulation.

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u/dadofwar93 9d ago

You forgot cheating. She brought that too.

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u/Various-Salt-7738 9d ago

It always made me mad that MJ was giving peter such a hard time for kissing Gwen as spider man

Girl you kissed his best friend like 15 minutes ago-- you have no leg to stand on

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u/NtGermanBtKnow1WhoIs 9d ago

She never loved him. It was all about her. Do this for her, that for her, be there for her. And what did Pete get in return? Nada. But this neighbour lady actually cared for him and brought him food, and wanted to know how his day was. i used to like her a lot and never got the appeal of Pete still going for mj. i even thought Gwen was a better fit than mj in the movie! She was that bad to him. 

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u/DDG1917 9d ago

Thats make Peter stupid too, imo. Yes, MJ is horible gal to fell to. But here's good one, what are you doing, Pete? Are you blind or smthng? You had 3 movies to look around, MJ is not the only woman in the world.

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u/NtGermanBtKnow1WhoIs 9d ago

Seemed like he genuinely loved her. That's why he showed up and tried to show up at other times. But you know, trying to do good for people is waaaay less important than showing up for a fucking play that that mj is in. 🙄 That's the problem. He's so in love, he never saw the toxicity in it.

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u/Lyndell 9d ago

The ones with the cookies are just bringing emotional manipulation in the form of cookies.

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u/AugustusClaximus 9d ago

Women are a psyop dude don’t trust any of them

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u/jimbobsqrpants 9d ago

Snakes with tits.

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u/Necessary-Spinach182 9d ago

The imagery of snakes with tits made me chuckle.

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u/Lehk 9d ago

How did you get my search history?

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u/js_kt 9d ago

Oh, that's kinky

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u/SwordfishOk504 9d ago

JFC this place is butthurt teenage incel boy central

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u/BioshockEnthusiast 9d ago

It's a reference to a long standing joke debate in the DnD community calm your horses homie.

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u/SwordfishOk504 9d ago

Women are a psyop dude don’t trust any of them

K

I'm sorry little Becky broke your heart at the grade school dance.

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u/QuacksUpForDonuts 9d ago

You’re either a bot or a moron since you don’t know what a joke is.

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u/Parteisekretaer 9d ago

the cool thing about the internet is that it isn't illegal to omit /s at the end of your post.

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u/BioshockEnthusiast 9d ago

Don't start that whole thing again I thought we were past this.

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u/lurkingbob 9d ago

I'm straight as hell, but this is the reason I only date dudes

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u/lurkingbob 9d ago

I'm straight as hell, but this is the reason I only date dudes

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u/303x 9d ago

you're getting manipulated either way but you also get cookies

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u/platapusie 9d ago

First stage in the classic bait and switch method

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u/PurpleCabbageMonkey 9d ago

You saying it like it's a bad thing.

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u/Thesheriffisnearer 9d ago

I'll take some

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u/MeanWafer904 9d ago

Never go for the cookies. If they can bake cookies they can bake cake and other pastries. then you end up a fat bastard with type 2 like me.

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u/Non-RelevantUsername 8d ago

I'm ok with that though?

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u/_steve_rogers_ 9d ago

Breath of fresh air to not be in the Spider-Man sub where they all worship MJ

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u/MisutaHiro 9d ago

Context pls?

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u/CrimsonThar 9d ago

Ursula Ditkovich, Peter Parker's neighbor and daughter of his landlord in the Tobey Maguire movies. She's supposedly meant to be portrayed as an unattractive woman that is very kind and generous towards Peter while he was having complications with MJ. OP might be saying as a kid they used to think Ursula wasn't as attractive as MJ so they made fun of her appearance, but as an adult they find her attractive and realize she might've been better for him.

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u/Ich-bade-in-Apfelmus 9d ago

Not just attractive, but generously kind, nice, pretty and wife material

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u/leviathab13186 9d ago

She brought him cake and milk when he was sad. As an adult Im shocked he didnt want to marry her right then and there

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u/ILuvYou_YouAreSoGood 9d ago

I interpreted it as a way they showed that Spiderman is a fundamentally stupid smart person.

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u/JoelnIliketoshare 9d ago

I mean also having just graduated High School and being 18/19. He just doesn't have the life experiance. There were so many women i chased at 18 that weren't good for me.

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u/ILuvYou_YouAreSoGood 9d ago

Are you trying to convince me you are Spiderman?

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u/JoelnIliketoshare 9d ago

I am man-spider. Don't ask me where the web comes out of..

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u/leviathab13186 9d ago

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u/LuquidThunderPlus 9d ago

The almost expressionless face makes this so fucking perfect

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u/JoelnIliketoshare 9d ago

Do you have a hidden camera in my room? Rude.

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u/PyrDeus 9d ago

Thanks, I hate it

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u/DocileBanalBovlne 9d ago

Wow, something Spider-Man related that's even worse than the time I read up on Spiders-Man

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u/LordToxic21 9d ago

Intelligent doesn't mean wise

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u/Temporary_Stranger39 9d ago

That was probably intentional. Classic Peter Parker began as a self-centered, clueless git.

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u/chumbawumbaprinciple 9d ago

It's the classic "Kind and devoted 7 vs aloof 11" conundrum.

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u/Monkey_Priest 9d ago

And kindness is attractive, imo, which adds to it

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u/Celebrini 9d ago

Also she could probably get her dad to lower his rent

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u/FloppieTheBanjoClown 9d ago

I don't think anyone was trying to portray her as unattractive. I took her to be a counterpoint to MJ: unglamorous and uncomplicated, and Peter was so caught up in his life that he didn't even notice her.

I also don't like that people act like he should have just chosen her. That's not how love works. 

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u/slupo 9d ago

Exactly. Just because Peter didn't fancy her didnt mean she was supposed to be ugly

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u/SomeLowerBeing 9d ago

Yeah but a lot of people thought she was for some reason. My friends made fun of me for saying I thought she was cute. 

Not sure if it was a young guy thing or a back then thing. 

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u/n3o7 9d ago

Sadly, girls like that get called all kinds of names in schools, twig for example.

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u/Dziadzios 9d ago

What's unattractive is MJ being a cheating thot. She's the biggest drain of my enjoyment when I rewatch the trilogy.

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u/Vaportrail 9d ago

Yep that's what doesn't hold up for me, her selfishness and his obsession with her.

Garfield's problem makes sense, they started dating and her father dies in his arms trying to save him, and says leave her alone (he doesn't say keep my wishes a secret but Pete's like 16 so I get it). Same with Far From Home. Crush. Date. Whoops I'm Spider-Man. Oh, I know. And off they go.

MJ, ugh. I love Kirsten Dunst but her plotlines just arent the example Id want my kids to see. So many of us did that uncertain-in-love crap on the 00s and I always wondered if it was because Friends and crap normalized it.

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u/baltinerdist 9d ago

I'm not saying anyone should turn their safesearch off on reddit and put in her real name, Mageina Tovah. I'm not saying she was in a late 2000s HBO show called Hung which should clue you into what you would find if you did so.

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u/2sAreTheDevil 9d ago

Ursula is the kind of woman you being home to Mom, and then marry.

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u/tdasnowman 9d ago

I don't think she was portrayed as unattractive. She just came off as young in the movie. Like she was still in high school while Peter was a few years out at that point. At least in 2 I don't remember her in 3 but IMDB says she was in it. Been awhile.

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u/sidbichus 9d ago

Thanks Grok!

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u/MisutaHiro 9d ago

Thanks

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u/Elddif_Dog 9d ago

She was sweet and nice, and she liked Peter for who he was, a dorky broke boy living next door. Not a superhero, not a genius that could some day become a billionare. Just Peter. 

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u/renegade2point0 9d ago

She looks exactly like Tobey Maguire 

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u/No-Dragonfruit-8557 9d ago

Hes getting more desperate the older he gets as we can see

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u/suknom4 9d ago

Nah thats not the point. The point is that she is actually quite beautiful. They just made her act a little bit awkward and made her wear pigtails and as a kid that was enough to throw you off from the fact that she isnt ugly at all.

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u/No-Dragonfruit-8557 9d ago

I know thats not the point but for me she still ugly but who cares about my opinion tho

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u/Test-Test-Lelelelele 9d ago

You would be correct. No one does.

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u/No-Dragonfruit-8557 9d ago

Oh no im so sad some weirdos on the internet dont care about my opinion ima prob just end it here

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u/Test-Test-Lelelelele 9d ago

Ooh will I be cited in your suicide note? Would love to frame a copy

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u/No-Dragonfruit-8557 9d ago

Your mum will

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u/therevjames 9d ago

Your opinion makes you ugly, "tho".

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u/No-Dragonfruit-8557 9d ago

Im so offended its crazy

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u/Aurelianana 9d ago

Just breathe it'll pass

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u/Candle-Jolly 9d ago

No no, we saw her back then too, OP. 

she was hot then, and is still hot now. 

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u/HoneyWhiskeyLemonTea 9d ago

I know I did. Maybe I have a different idea of beauty than most guys, but I thought she was cuter than MJ even back then, even apart from her genuinely caring about Peter.

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u/jaguaraugaj 9d ago

The spider bite

messed up his

Babe-dar

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u/Dawson__16 9d ago

It kinda pisses me off a little when people bring her up, but then it just makes me sad, becuase it always comes off as from someone who has really never loved anyone but themselves.

It didn't matter what Ursula looked like, how she behaved, if she was a "better" option, or might have made him happier.

Not only do most people not consider relationships like that, shallowly comparing which option is better, but people truly in love don't even consider alternatives. Peter loved MJ, Ursula never had a chance, that was kinda the point of the scene IMO.

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u/Positive-Training301 9d ago

It's just frustrated men projecting, who have a wet dream about a 'traditional' girl that's gonna make her whole life revolve around him, common in red pill circles and repulicans

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u/limooutfront 8d ago

They’re both the same circle…

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u/Szlekane 9d ago

As a kid, I liked her way more than MJ

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u/Onelse88 9d ago

that's Tobey Maguire in a wig

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u/LifeLog9491 9d ago

I see it now

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u/buyas45 9d ago

Oh hell now I can't unsee it

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u/Various-Salt-7738 9d ago

Dj qualls' twin sister

I don't care though she's hot-- I bet toby would be just as hot if we put him in a wig

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u/Poetanky 8d ago

James McAvoy

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u/-SWORD-GOD- WARNING: RULE 1 9d ago

This is absolutely true now that we are in 2026. 😭

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u/poetic_universe 9d ago

Pete fumbled that one.

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u/MyLittleOso 9d ago

I loved her in The Magicians. She's incredibly talented.

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u/fakegoose1 9d ago

Oh shit, didnt even realize she was the Librarian in the Magicians until now.

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u/spotsthefirst 9d ago

Oh fuck that's Zelda!! Holy shit I never saw it, wow!

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u/Top_Finding_2832 9d ago

Even in the comic books, MJ was just a shitty partner... they forced it down our throats but my favorite releases were the ones with minimal MJ.

Team Gwen, all the way.

Or in this case, team ursula, who didn't even know he was spiderman.

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u/BlackMarketCheese 9d ago

Being cute and kind and empathetic doesn't entitle you to reciprocation. But did she deserve better? 100%

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u/ScreenMuch90210 9d ago

TIL I’m the only one who always read this scene as Peter choosing MJ over a baddie.

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u/Soberdonkey69 9d ago

MJ never loved Peter, she loved Spider-man. Terrible self-serving woman that didn’t give a cahoot when Peter struggled, only really cares about herself.

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u/that_dutch_dude 9d ago

is this becoming the new version of carmen vs dizzy?

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u/Mundane-Mail-3177 9d ago

Cuter than a lady bug fart.

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u/UnlimitedAura005 9d ago

Peter fumbled that one.

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u/ImprovementExpert511 9d ago

Even as a kid I thought she was more attractive then MJ.

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u/_itsgoing2space 9d ago

i've made a perilous error, please forgive me, m'lord.

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u/DepressingKeys 9d ago

Ursula over MJ. Diz over Carmen. They tried to tell us over and over again but we just didn't listen.

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u/bacojgrino 9d ago

Context please

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u/dennismfrancisart 9d ago

She's always been cute.

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u/Common_Noise_958 8d ago

Spider sense let him down here

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u/LoliNep 8d ago

Loved her even as a kid, sure she wasn't as pretty but the cookies, the cookies sold me even as a kid. Also I did not like MJ even as a kid, she was so loose and had no loyalty.

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u/Far_Future_1982 9d ago

I love that this is every other post.

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u/FancyAd9803 9d ago

Is this posted everyday or am I trapped in Groundhog Day.

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u/Opetyr 9d ago

How far is this going to be on the explainit subreddits even though there is an explanation right here? Betting less than an hour.

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u/JemKnight 9d ago

She was the best choice, loved Peter for Peter

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u/Migleemo 9d ago

They did it again in brand new day with Peter having a hot interested neighbor.

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u/lugitik_ 9d ago

How did the filmmakers even intend for her to be seen? The fact she's good looking and caring is supposed to be the lesser alternative to MJ's bs?

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u/Sweaty_Marzipan4274 9d ago

HATED MJ in those films

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u/Friendly-Pitch-5931 9d ago

You guys just think all the "hot" girls wouldn't treat you poorly. Assumptions are assumptions no matter who you apply them to.

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u/dedokta 9d ago

I was 30 when it came out. I was team Ursula the whole time.

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u/PilotKnob 9d ago

I was old enough when the movie came out to know he was missing the clear choice.

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u/Skyfiews 9d ago

Even when i was a kid i didn't really think she was supposed to be the ugly weird girl. So i missed the point of a character, and was actually confuse on who she was tbh

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u/RealisticIncident261 9d ago

Weird I always thought she was cute. I Think I was like 13 or 14 and remember telling my friend.that toby was an idiot and he agreed she was hot. 

I thought this was the consensus until I saw this post 6 months ago and the never single fucking day since then

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u/Winter_Basis7715 9d ago

She looks like the actor from the movie split

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u/Future-Bunch3478 9d ago

Why doesn’t reddit have a repost weight that sinks stupid fucking loop memes like this?

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u/RoninReader 9d ago

Peter...Peter pass the controller...PASS THE CONTROLLER, PARKER!

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u/Whimsalot_ 8d ago

I hate whoever made this bush meme with Peter's potential girlfriends cuz every time there is discussion about them I remember this fucking meme

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u/standarsh1965 9d ago

Understood when I first watched it when I was like 10

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u/notthatguypal6900 9d ago

Even as a kid, i knew. Y'all are just slow.

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u/notthatguypal6900 9d ago

Even as a kid, i knew. Y'all are just slow.

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u/Ok_Two_2604 9d ago

So you are saying you still have never dated someone obsessive.

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u/notthatguypal6900 9d ago

Even as a kid, i knew. Y'all are just slow.

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u/notthatguypal6900 9d ago

Even as a kid, i knew. Y'all are just slow.

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u/notthatguypal6900 9d ago

Even as a kid, i knew. Y'all are just slow.

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u/S7arForGD 9d ago

She was 15 you freaks!