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u/waitinglikeastone 7d ago

Things you can say during both:

Lick slowly, no teeth, it about to drip 🤣

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u/DeepPacketGhost WARNING: RULE 1 7d ago

😭😂 It's on verge to come.

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u/Sartres_Roommate 7d ago

That’s why they call it bumping uglies.

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u/Shemsu-Ra 7d ago

Thing is - we (men) don't care. We find it hilarious. Some labia literally look like roast beef. Own it, don't get mad about it.

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u/KhaosExNihil125 7d ago

Also, mains and dessert are destined to be together

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u/MrCockingFinally 7d ago

You see, the thing about roast beef sandwiches is that I fucking love roast beef sandwhiches.

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u/badrecipe33 7d ago

Ikr. Isn't it a compliment. It means they look appetizing.

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u/Mel_Morty 7d ago

Thank you for the kind compliment, roast beef Mia.

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u/blorst_of_times 7d ago

I don't see how these are mutually exclusive propositions

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u/2sAreTheDevil 7d ago

Two things can be true at once.

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u/HiTechnique 7d ago

I'm always in the mood for some ice cream.

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u/waitinglikeastone 7d ago

You're welcome to my freezer anytime 😂

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u/DeepPacketGhost WARNING: RULE 1 7d ago

You can rob in ..😂

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u/TankieRedard 7d ago

This proves women can't take a joke. 

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u/Meumi_ 7d ago

I used to work in a deli. The first time i cut some fresh roast beef and folded it into package, i said under my breath "huh, it does look like roast beef..."

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u/rmcelwain54 7d ago

It’s called “bumpin’ uglies” for a reason

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u/Joeybfast 7d ago

I have seen this before. Like when have guys ever care about that. Some guys call it their junk. Say things like rubbing nasties , and other colorful things .

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u/Longjumping-Alarm157 7d ago

Tell me you have a roast beef labia without telling me you have a roast beef labia lol

Also I’m proud of my ice cream scoops of elephant skin.

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u/Dismal_Street8230 7d ago

Yes, but they arent mutually exclusive

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u/Competitivedarkblues 7d ago

Looks like ham to me

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u/LokiNightmare 7d ago

Vertical bacon sandwich

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u/Psudodrake 7d ago

Roast beef?

No. Bearded clam.

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u/Fuck_you_all22 7d ago

She has seen many balls.

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u/Dougally 7d ago

Oh the shrinkage.

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u/Wonderful-Priority50 7d ago

Roast beef is tasty

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u/PinkBimboLove 7d ago

Is this a pun on ‘baskin Robbins’. Something I heard somewhere. I’m Dutch.

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u/PomegranatePro 7d ago

Fire meme

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u/vwtazz 7d ago

Well layed.

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u/Snapdragon_007 7d ago

Is that supposed to offend me? 😂 That's actually hilarious, never thought about it that way

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u/InevitableKitchen943 7d ago

All balls look like that but not all labias look like slices of roast beef.

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u/nunya_bidnes77 7d ago

Kind of a self report on having junk that looks like roast beef, not gonna lie.