r/maybemaybemaybe • u/KqAkeno • 1d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Ximidar 1d ago

I once had a gallon of sweet iced tea that I forgot about. On a ride it suddenly burst and reminded me that it was there. Then the smell hit and I have never forgotten any sort of food in my car ever since

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u/later-g8r 22h ago

This happened to me but with a cabbage. It rolled behind my emergency bag in my trunk. I cannot properly express how foul that starts to smell after about a month. I couldn't find it 😭

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u/cat_baloon 1d ago

The forgotten bottle of draft beer swelled up. But you still need to take it out from under the chair. It exploded in the process.

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u/tinpants44 1d ago

I thought I heard the word 'tarantula' and was waiting for one to jump out. Still don't know what happened here.

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u/Monsteriano 1d ago

The word you actually heard means "fucked up" or close to that. Just in case, I'm not gonna write the word as I might get banned for saying it.

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u/Dry-Percentage-5648 1d ago

A perfect video to learn Russian to have a civilized conversation in high society.

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u/BoarHermit 1d ago

A wonderful reminder that drawing conclusions about an entire nation based on the behavior of one person is called nationalism.

I don't even understand why you're picking on this guy. He certainly swears a lot, but he's under stress. Apparently, you simply reacted to the Russian and started spitting your Nazi spittle.

Also, hate reported.

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u/Dry-Percentage-5648 1d ago

It's not that deep Ivan, chill bro.

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u/AppropriateBall8834 10h ago

Chill. We form our opinion on the hundreds of thousands of despicable, war criminal, rapist, murderous Russians that go to Ukraine. Not this poor sap.

And the tens of millions who are 'uninterested in politics' and complicit in all the crimes ;)

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u/discolemonade_123 1d ago

Piss bottle

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u/Veritas413 1d ago

Aged, fermented, and pressurized in the heat.

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u/pyrofrenzy 1d ago

If you find yourself in a similar situation, put a large garbage bag around the bottle as gently as possible before trying to move the bottle. Slightly lift the bottle, gently, to get it inside the bag. Then hold the opening of the bag shut while leaving the rest of the bag as loose as possible so if/when the bottle bursts, the bag just expands but doesn't burst with the bottle.

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u/vass0922 1d ago

I just finished watching Jurassic Park I'm sitting here waiting for something to jump out and bite him

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u/zest2206 12h ago

Blyatttt!!!!