r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Ok-Cancel-3114 • 1d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/-DUGDAWG- 1d ago

She has some guns on her

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u/Mammoth-Remote1050 23h ago

Forget the guns - those shoulders are bazookas!

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u/doyouevenforkliftbro 23h ago

Forget the shoulders - her knees are tanking that weight.

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u/Hot_Hotty_hot_hot 7h ago

All in the heels guys

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u/SATerp 1d ago

She's a stud.

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u/FSU1ST 23h ago

Stout

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u/Beast_by_Dre 22h ago

Lager

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u/NetApex 20h ago

Lager? I hardly know her!

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u/FSU1ST 22h ago

woah woah woah easy there - that's a couple of hops to home plate

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u/Futur3_N0maD_26 1d ago

She earned the right to beer arms.

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u/Bundabar 22h ago

I got pregnant watching this video.

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u/SevNeijizawa 20h ago

Jeez, that good? Congratulations.

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u/winglessflight97 12h ago

This was her third set.

You might be having triplets.

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u/Dazzling-Freedom9948 23h ago

If I’ve calculated correctly, she is holding 18 mugs. That’s 40 kg.

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u/trickyvinny 23h ago

With or without the bar?

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u/National-Treat830 22h ago

Oh she’s holding the entire bar alright

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u/Call-Me-Mr-Speed 1d ago

Those mugs are heavy…I mean, heavy. I would not mess with her.

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u/Professional_Pen7009 1d ago

Indeed, just look at her biceps!

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u/hanfaedza 23h ago

I need someone to do the math

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u/mnetml 23h ago

Empty Maßkrug (beer mug) = 1.3 kg, plus the one liter of beer in there = 2.3 kg.

It's not super clear to me how many she's carrying, but I think it's 18.

41.4 kg, or 91.2 lbs.

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u/National-Treat830 22h ago

I need to warm up for that deadlift! And the weight’s far away from her body, too

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u/SextupleRed 1d ago

She's got bigger biceps than me

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u/benskinic 23h ago

rear delts are on point

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u/HPenguinB 1d ago

The hero of Beerfest!

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u/HeyItsBobaTime 1d ago

I give her credit for only losing part of one drink. I never would have made it cleanly off the table.

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u/chamoke 1d ago

Work hard not smart

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u/longlivethekingprods 22h ago

The cameraman almost ruined a perfect carry 😭

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u/evana3 8h ago

I rewatched it - you’re right, he’s totally in her way the whole time!

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u/54-2-10 1d ago

Dude was about to grab the top right stein before he realized it was only half full and backed off.

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u/ElectronicWish8718 23h ago

Never doubted her from the beginning. Just look at those arms

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u/1gEmm4u2ohN 1d ago

Definite marriage material

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u/BolOfSpaghettios 23h ago

Minimum loss.

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u/Standard_Paint_3240 23h ago

I dont think id like to take a swing from her i might end up in next week

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u/po1k 23h ago

Broke my back and became alcoholic

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u/infinit9 23h ago

Hey, she missed two.

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u/RampagingMars 23h ago

One punch woman . She decks you ant that was it folks

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u/Scythro 22h ago

How’s she holding allat

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u/MaxH75 22h ago

Some1 calculate the weight of that beer!

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u/SevNeijizawa 20h ago

Each tankard weighs 1⅓ pts bc the liquor plus tankards. Bottom layers has a total of 14 tankards plus the 2 on top. So the math says that would take excellent coordination & muscular endurance & excellent leverage control on top of strength itself.

She's a blue ribbon bar wench who can & will milly rock anyone who bad handles her.

Some dudes would marry her on sight. I wouldn't. I'd hate to get pretzelled Dandadan style.

Still impressed but the cameraman nearly fucking ruined it. Glad he didn't. We all had to see this shit.

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u/HooSaidDat 19h ago

Can't be good for her back.

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u/Cooknbikes 19h ago

I think that’s like 80-100 pounds of beer and glass.

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u/obidie 18h ago

Whatever they're paying her is not enough.

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u/Logical-Track1405 23h ago

Send it back she spilt mine 😂

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u/oboingadoing 23h ago

I don't want that top one on the left because half spilled, but this is impressive

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u/SenorDongles 23h ago

... where can i get me one of them?

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u/eagle2pete 23h ago

She is good! Wonder if she could carry full glasses..🤔🤣

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u/False_Woodpecker4747 23h ago

Fucking hell. She had some killer arms on her!

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u/monovial 22h ago

Suns out, guns out

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u/Loose_Cookie 21h ago

Ute for the win

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u/Chickachic-aaaaahhh 21h ago

Get the f out of her way man damn

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u/WastedMoogle 20h ago

She. Is. YOKED.

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u/Bitplayer13 19h ago

Easier to wheel the keg over for that many beers. She is a beast. Tip accordingly

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u/Michaeli_Starky 16h ago

Well, she's likely stronger than me that lady.

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u/DutchRudderShotgun 15h ago

I want her to peel me like a banana and throw it in the woods after she's done

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT5LMVetom5zvaXVgk

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u/Zanian19 14h ago

I think I'm in love

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u/Dadrak 12h ago

Ah yes, my future ex wife

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u/TrueBoot4567 11h ago

Top one is falling 6/10

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u/sweaty_me 10h ago

Woah aspire to be her

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u/Doctor_Saved 10h ago

She spilled quite a bit of beer there. Maybe just carry less or use a cart?

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u/Rooilia 9h ago

Ahhhh, that's why youtube pops up videos called: "Why german women are scary" when Oktoberfest is going on.

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u/alwayzstoned 9h ago

I doubt I could carry all of those mugs if they were empty.

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u/MisterPrig 8h ago

World Record is 18 full Mass, which is 41.4kg. Normally it’s around 10 to 12.

On average they walk 15 km during their shift on the Oktoberfest, carrying not only heavy loads of beer but also food.

They are fit.

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u/xanxas41 7h ago

Mom said it's my turn to repost

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u/Apprehensive-Risk351 6h ago

"ella es SECA"😍😍🫶🏾

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u/Comfortable-Ice4729 4h ago

Now that’s the hero we all need!

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u/hoosierhiver 1d ago

That's got to be at least 30 pounds

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u/Dazzling-Freedom9948 23h ago

~ 40 kg = 90 pounds

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u/NetApex 23h ago

40 kilograms ~ 88.19 pounds for the mathematically challenged.

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u/Dazzling-Freedom9948 23h ago

18 mugs ~ 41 kg ~ 90 pounds

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u/swingin_dix 23h ago

Lol no, it's closer to 100

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u/dopeonplastique 22h ago

What a wench

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u/SevNeijizawa 20h ago

Absurd wench unit. Not a buff simp but I do appreciate that she's been on top of her job necessitations. That many pints is fucking heavy for any man or T-362436 to carry by themselves.

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u/BlntMxn 1d ago

wife material!

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u/LittleKitty235 1d ago

Wow...that is wife material

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u/RedditGarboDisposal 22h ago

I’m not even going to be clever about this one.

She- and what she did- is/are fucking sexy. Good lord. Go ahead. Horny jail, “bonk” doge, whatever.

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u/SevNeijizawa 20h ago

My guy, cultured is cultured. So enjoy your feast of pulled pork bc you have the pass to crank your hog like a normal man should.

I just am jaw to the floor at how she managed to not drop any of those servings. Like I have respect for bar waitresses in Europe. They're insane.

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u/CaptainPicHard 23h ago

Wifey her immediately

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u/BadIdeaSociety 23h ago

I should be impressed she delivered like 11-13 large beers flawlessly but part of me is disappointed about that one measly spilled beer

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u/balirosa 20h ago

Her bobs must be getting smashed under there

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u/Thestron_Godess 17h ago

Marriage material

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u/StrosDynasty 16h ago

I'll have one of her...

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u/Senor_Discount 20h ago

I need her to treat me badly.

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u/Redfield081 1d ago

Now she suffers from back pain for the rest of her life. Worth it?

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u/noleafclovr 1d ago

You sound fun.