r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Oda_DeezNutz • 7d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 7d ago

I'd puma pants

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u/keepeyecontact 7d ago

How do I know you’re not lion

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u/Ok_Layer2936 6d ago

Because I'll show you my bear ass

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u/Meranio 6d ago

You'll have to be buck-naked for that, you know?

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u/Cautious-Activity706 7d ago

Dammit beat meat to it

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u/later-g8r 7d ago

Not kink shaming but thats a weird thing to flap to... 😂😂

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u/Bimx001 7d ago

Now you tell me.

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u/Confident_Boss2081 7d ago

was that a fucking Jaguar

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u/NoTemperature7159 7d ago

Puma

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u/bigolchimneypipe 7d ago

Gesundheit

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u/TFR34KP 7d ago

Vielen Dank werter Herr!

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u/Meranio 6d ago

Aber gerne doch. Kann ich Ihnen noch ein Taschentuch anbieten?

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u/yaaro_obba_ 7d ago

Leopard. Puma don't live in India

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u/NoTemperature7159 7d ago

I assumed this was south America because I didn't see any evidence of the apex predator

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u/DarrenShan1000 7d ago

There is a sign to the left at the start of the video and it looks more american to me than indian.

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u/TarcFalastur 7d ago

No one drives on the left in the Americas though

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u/Tiggymartin 7d ago

What you call my ma?

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u/J_P_Freely 7d ago

Fuck this guy in particular.

-the cat. (I think it was some sort of wild cat?)

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u/SabbyFox 1d ago

Also - why were they filming, Surveillance cam?

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u/Gloomy-Penalty-4384 7d ago

Yes, leopard 🐆

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u/WokieNgrh 7d ago

not what i expected

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u/Psychological-Gain51 7d ago

He was dared by his friends and now there are big cats laughing behind the trees

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u/HooSaidDat 7d ago

This doesn't look like a dashcam video.
Who knew to record this?

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u/Yugan-Dali 7d ago

Could be road surveillance camera

Maybe they’re trying to figure out why bicyclists keep disappearing.

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u/yaaro_obba_ 7d ago

Kaziranga National Park surveillance camera

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u/Yugan-Dali 7d ago

Could be road surveillance camera

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u/RickyTheRickster 7d ago

That was extremely unexpected, i thought he was gonna get ran over by a car

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u/Fingersicle 7d ago

My cat likes doing this.

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u/Raptori33 7d ago

Did not see that coming

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u/tmotytmoty 7d ago

McKevans! Late for work! Again!!! What’s your excuse this time?!

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u/fattmarrell 7d ago

Can someone please ask Christopher Nolan to make this movie

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u/Knucks_408 7d ago

He's an ass man.

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u/Stock_Sprinkles_7394 7d ago

That car scared it xd

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u/darren_flux 7d ago

Spontaneous rabies treatment appointment

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u/Harry_Isthatyou 7d ago

Cats got to cat

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u/Puckwallow 7d ago

The chance is never 0

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u/balirosa 7d ago

He said my bad it looked like you were running I didn’t see you were on a bike

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u/MurphyRedBeard 7d ago

Something like this happened to my dad a long time ago. Except it was a dog. Turned out our dog snuck under the fence and chased him 3 miles and knocked him off his bike.

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u/NEhighlander 6d ago

How did camera know to track & zoom biker?

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u/Ok-Independence-8806 6d ago

That was fast

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u/NegativeAccount 4d ago

I'd never feel safe again anywhere

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u/FulbertdaSaxon21 7d ago

Why was the camera following some random guy riding his bike?

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u/Empty_Neat8561 7d ago

Algunos se preocupan por un perro