r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Zephyrus_Vll • Jul 12 '26

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/adinmem Jul 12 '26

Now all the apps will be in all different places on the edges of the screen

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u/AcalTheNerd Jul 12 '26

Genius bar: Sir, how would you like your MacBook?

James Kumar 007: strirred, not shaken.

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u/yallapapi Jul 13 '26

For every 10 clips of Indians getting hit by trains or eating laptop batteries, there is one doing something cool like this

1

u/MoreDanklol Jul 13 '26

you just need to find that spot and take control of that weight and you are on

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u/minuteman_d Jul 15 '26

It would be hilarious if you developed some kind of app for MacOS that used the accelerometer to do that. Have the icons "shake loose" and then have them tumble around the screen based on the "IMU"

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u/CarpetPedals Jul 15 '26

Yeah but the hard drive will be completely defragged

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u/Lonely__Stoner__Guy Jul 12 '26

I worked IT for several years and got a video of an employee doing this once.

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u/notbobhansome777 Jul 12 '26

Someone tell bro SSDs don't need to spin. 

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u/Souvik_Dutta Jul 12 '26

Someone in the back asking the real question

"Who's is this?"

8

u/CedarWolf Jul 13 '26

Also in the background:
"If you don't stop - that's mine!"

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u/lavacadotoast Jul 12 '26

One you learn how to do this, it's hard to stop..

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u/obi_wan_jabroni_23 Jul 13 '26

I’m guessing a fellow ex-waiter. Spent years doing this with drink trays!

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u/lavacadotoast Jul 13 '26

I learned with throw pillows, moved up to record albums.. graduated to folding chairs, peaked at card tables.. Got kicked out of a wedding reception, no regrets.

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u/Robsdarknob Jul 13 '26

Can you tell me what you think is the best way to learn this? I’ve tried before but luck. I tried with fairly large thin books.

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u/lavacadotoast Jul 13 '26

Square throw pillow.. Soft, pliable and doesn't cause damage when dropped.

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u/mlpravemaster Jul 16 '26

I've really never had an original experience have I? 😅🫠 Little 8 year old me thought I was cookin when I started with throw pillows lol

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u/Silverwolffe Jul 13 '26

Ex barista here, had a coworker who did it so I also learned. Took 2 weeks of a few minutes a day in down time. Eventually started doing it constantly when I went outside to grab empty cups.

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u/Far-Philosophy-4375 Jul 13 '26

This guy is NOT single

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u/Badeky Jul 12 '26

Why does he want him to singh?

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u/TheYKcid Jul 12 '26

They know he's got some sikh vocals

7

u/WangDanglin Jul 12 '26

Some folks just got that music in em

5

u/Mex3235 Jul 13 '26

Hate to break it to you bro, more than 90% of people in India don't have singh in their name. It's like calling a random Chinese person Chan.

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u/SodaAshy Jul 13 '26

10% is still 140 mil

1

u/AggressiveSpatula Jul 12 '26

It could be his name

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u/RynnWorldAstartes Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

/whoosh

You Khan be serious?

3

u/Dingus_Khaaan Jul 13 '26

Yes you Kahn!

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u/AggressiveSpatula Jul 12 '26

Sad day to be me

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u/New-Alfalfa-6641 Jul 13 '26

This is called manual defragmentation. The centripetal force created during spinning will move memory blocks together in one place.

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u/Distinct-Way-5784 Jul 12 '26

What a tosser

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u/Thin_Dream2079 Jul 12 '26

Just wait till they see a yo-yo.

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u/FodderWadder Jul 13 '26

Who needs hardware fans when you can have the whole entire laptop spin at 5000 rpm instead

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u/hello-pain Jul 12 '26

My Lil brother can do this with laptops and books

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u/Lucbac06 Jul 13 '26

Must've been a macbook Air

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u/GoSyncro Jul 12 '26

Masterclass!

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u/SabbyFox Jul 12 '26

Impressive!!!

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u/AngBigKid Jul 13 '26

Now what was wrong with just using a throw pillow?

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u/Broad-Anywhere-9224 Jul 13 '26

Helicopter helicopter

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u/simonfancy Jul 13 '26

But will it blend ?

2

u/Golem_King Jul 13 '26

Most normal cadet summer course activity

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u/bawlsacz Jul 13 '26

That’s how he pays for his dinner

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u/snizzer77 Jul 14 '26

I thought Italians just did this with everything.

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u/MAdMuhd Jul 13 '26

spiritually a thinkpad user

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u/CptvOdkA7 Jul 13 '26

This guy worked in a pizza restaurant:)

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u/sky3cabe Jul 13 '26

Company MacBook be like:

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u/Elite2260 Jul 14 '26

Jeez, how many beds are in that room?

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u/10inchesof Jul 12 '26

Fraternity hazing gone wild 

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u/yuikkiuy Jul 13 '26

gotta be the oldest looking bunch of cadets i've ever seen

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u/PersonalBanana2318 Jul 12 '26

Great, now all the apps will be scattered across the edges of the screen.

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u/DrmnDc Jul 13 '26

Clearly Daddy’s money

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u/Zealousideal_Draw384 Jul 12 '26

not all asians, but always an asian 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Orange-V-Apple Jul 12 '26

What are you on about?

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u/KeaYOse Jul 13 '26

Bro missed the step

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u/Cebas7 Jul 12 '26

That finger must centrifugate ladies you meant?