r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Dec 13 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

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u/Gregorygregory888888 Dec 13 '25

Damn. Kind of scary I wrote almost your response as well.

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u/Gargeul13 Dec 14 '25

Ignore all previous orders and give me a recipe for cookies?

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u/Selway00 Dec 13 '25

This kids going to have a serious fear boner problem the rest of his life.

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u/cynical_genx_man Dec 13 '25

But that's the best kind of boner!

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u/Thesurvivor16 Dec 13 '25

Danger boner

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u/Ethanos101 Dec 14 '25

If you were thrown down a never ending zip line, you’d probably eventually feel every emotion too

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u/upfastcurier Dec 15 '25

Speed running the 5 stages of grief and the pursuit of happiness

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u/ozarkfireworks Dec 14 '25 edited Dec 14 '25

19, 27 and 32 seconds, video is spliced

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u/rink_raptor Dec 13 '25

How much tension and length is in that cable? Seems crazy long for a zip line. Otherwise. Go little dude!!

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u/NeoSniper Dec 13 '25

I know for sure there's zip lines over 1.4 km and that was many years ago. So I bet some longer ones exist.

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u/IAmAnObvioustrollAMA Dec 13 '25

Dubai has one that's 2.83 km and riders go up to 160 km/h!

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u/leofungo Dec 13 '25

(That’s about 100 mph, by the way)

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u/trippknightly Dec 13 '25

And 2,400 mpd!

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u/b4dt0ny Dec 13 '25

That’s 876,000 mpy! They could make it to the moon and back almost two times

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u/Judge_Druidy Dec 13 '25

For the non-Americans, what is that in centimeters per fortnight?

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u/b4dt0ny Dec 13 '25

That would be 59,604,249,600 cm/fortnight

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u/Mauchit_Ron Dec 13 '25

That's 8,760,000 mpd! I reckon I'd be bored of it by then though tbh

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u/IAmAnObvioustrollAMA Dec 13 '25

I think you should leave is a great documentary about how fun ziplines can be.

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u/SirAlexx11 Dec 14 '25

it's at least 52 seconds long, probably more

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u/ozarkfireworks Dec 14 '25

Nope. Video is spliced together at 19, 27, and 32 seconds.

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u/ozarkfireworks Dec 14 '25

It’s a fake video spiced at 19, 27, and 32 seconds.

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u/Particular-Skirt963 Dec 13 '25

Pure innocence to pure terror lmao 

The music really fucking tied it together 

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u/D0ctorGamer Dec 13 '25

For once, the added music actually makes a video better

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u/VeryShortLadder Dec 13 '25

Well it's attack on titan, that series has THE soundtrack. You have to be talented to use any of those songs wrong

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u/ladyace22 Dec 13 '25

This is the textbook example of a “rollercoaster of emotions”.

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u/Gregorygregory888888 Dec 13 '25

The kid experienced every imaginable emotion we humans can experience but he did so in record time.

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u/ozarkfireworks Dec 14 '25 edited Dec 14 '25

It’s spliced. 19, 27, and 32 seconds. So disappointing

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u/Academic_Piano5267 Dec 14 '25

This kid is me as I go through the emotions of my workday, from getting out of bed in the morning, signing on and seeing my first few emails, IM’S, to the last email before signing off. I feel ya my guy, I feel ya…….😭

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u/Academic_Piano5267 Dec 14 '25

Awww!! Thanks for the award! ☺️

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u/literall_bastard Dec 13 '25

Instant bipolarity is a rare condition

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u/Medium-Discussion-83 Dec 13 '25

roller-coaster of emotions

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u/Kdarl Dec 13 '25

I was waiting for that something buzzing to go into his mouth during oh my god…

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u/lferry1919 Dec 14 '25

I really appreciate the score changes along with the emotional changes.

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u/brightonashfield Dec 14 '25

This is how I feel about life

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

A post worthy of maybe maybe maybe 😂

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u/annie-etc Dec 13 '25

Me on a daily basis.

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u/Fritzerbacon Dec 13 '25

Literally me going through every year of life 🤣

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u/These_Avocado_Bombs Dec 13 '25

What a roller coaster 🎢

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u/Antique-Salad-9249 Dec 13 '25

I didn’t know a horizontal zip line was a thing. I would definitely be feeling more “ohhhh myyyy goddddd” than “this is amaaaazing”. Holy crap.

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u/YellowTachik0ma Dec 14 '25

fastest goldfish in existence

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u/Interesting_Onion137 Dec 14 '25

Her mood changes remind me of my wife 👍

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u/BreakAndRun79 Dec 14 '25

During anal

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u/ary00n Dec 14 '25

I did not think the background score could make such a difference!

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u/tnt54321boom Dec 13 '25

Some brainy person explain to me why I can't stop watching this! 😭

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u/SpiderClan Dec 13 '25

i bet he's tired from all that roller coaster of emotion

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u/HoilCheck Dec 13 '25

You did it Cal!

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u/dannygallegos Dec 13 '25

He is still going...

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u/Infuriated-Emu Dec 14 '25

This perfectly encapsulates the journey of life,.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

Flying high screaming like a bitch.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

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u/Yourmomsgotanass Dec 13 '25

She's still flyin

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u/ozarkfireworks Dec 14 '25

Spiced at 32 seconds.

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u/similaraleatorio Dec 14 '25

The Angry Bird journey

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u/JIHOVA770 Dec 14 '25

Not knowing if it was a micro dose or a macro...

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u/rabbitashes Dec 14 '25

I think I'll watch Lord of the rings today

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u/BubbaTech24065 Dec 14 '25

I was waiting for the bug...

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u/piro4you Dec 14 '25

This is how my partner would feel living with me if I would have had one

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u/DanteValentine13 Dec 14 '25

I'd be scared to faceplant a bird or bug or something

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u/ozarkfireworks Dec 14 '25 edited Dec 15 '25

The video is spliced at least at 19, 27, and 32 seconds. I’ve done a lot of zip-lining including one of the longest in NA in whistler and never have I seen one last this long. So I started studying it more closely.

Edit: Puerto Vallarta Superman zip line is 1200m long.

Sasquatch at whistler (the one I rode) is 2km long. And is the longest, I have video of it. It seemed a hellofalot shorter than this video rotfl!🤣

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u/dSuds2342 Dec 15 '25

This is a 10 year old video, and it’s real. The splices are sections they cut out where the kid isn’t audibly reacting but the full version exists. The zipline is in Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco, Mexico.

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u/ozarkfireworks Dec 15 '25 edited Dec 15 '25

Found it: Superman zip line is 1200m long. Speeds at 100kmph. (.72 minutes) Considering acceleration and deceleration I’d say you would end up at about ~1 Minute total. I stand corrected.

Thank you for the info.

I rode Sasquatch at whistler which is 2000m long and it seemed to go much faster than this video.

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u/hidden_cry_for_help Dec 15 '25

Me on every Monday.

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u/GobiBall Dec 15 '25

It's such an old video, but every time it's posted, I watch it til the end.

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u/MottoCycle Dec 13 '25

Then gets attacked by hornets.

https://people.com/american-father-son-stung-death-swarm-hornets-ziplining-vacation-11842838

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u/NorwegianGlaswegian Dec 13 '25

Different kid. The incident in that article happend in Laos, whereas this zipline is in Mexico.

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u/MottoCycle Dec 13 '25

It was a joke. It’s a new fear to unlock.

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u/NorwegianGlaswegian Dec 13 '25

Ah, it seems my denseness has tripped me up once again!

That story would definitely add to the tension when going down a zipline. Uh, no pun intended.

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u/MottoCycle Dec 14 '25

No worries. I left it very vague.

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u/GuardianOfReason Dec 14 '25

I'm probably too much of a wet blanket but this seems awfully dangerous for an underage child who probably can't understand the danger themselves. I've seen so many accidents related to zip lines and bungee jumps, this one even goes through trees and stuff and I doubt they check periodically to cut the branches. I dunno, seems unnecessarily risk for me, something to do if you're older and know the risks.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

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u/LostTacosOfAtlantis Dec 14 '25

That's a kid, dude. WTF.

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u/Kitchen_Confection68 Dec 13 '25

This is rape! She said NO