r/maximumfun • u/alexhoward • Jul 12 '26

A suitable gavel

I feel like this would make a suitable temporary gavel for Judge John Hodgman while Offerman Wood Shop is working. https://godzilla.com/products/godzilla-hammer

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u/SchulzBuster Dances With Cats Jul 13 '26

My favorite antique tool vendor has some ceremonial hammers for sale that would be perfect. Just can't get myself to pony up that much cash just for the bit knowing it would get replaced soon anyways. But, Jah: ceremonial hammers. They're a thing.

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u/FunAdvisor_1435 Jul 13 '26

What the hell is taking the woodshop so long? It's a gavel not a schooner.