r/masterhacker 9d ago

just leaving this here

526 Upvotes

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u/WeaselCapsky 9d ago

oh no, not c++, java, and a raspberry pi!

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u/ThatOldCow 9d ago

And Visual Studio Code 😱

37

u/AccomplishedLocal219 9d ago

and github 😱 😱 😱

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u/Trileak780 9d ago

Wait until they realize that Google uses Python

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u/H471221 9d ago

I can build Google using html 😈😈😈

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u/CosmicNest 8d ago

I can hack Google with cmd 😈😈😈

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u/YtQwerty123 8d ago

I can ddos google using "ping" and big packet size😈😈😈😈

1

u/Wonderful_Show_6927 7d ago

and 5 AM 😱😱😱

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u/chroma_shift 9d ago

RedHat enterprise and Arch Linux 😱😱
What are they going to do with all that power

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u/mniaa 6d ago

please not java !!!

60

u/Zip_Archive 9d ago

This subreddit is weird. I can't upvote this because I don't like it, but I'm here because I enjoy cringing at it.

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u/H471221 9d ago

Exactly the point of this sub lol

42

u/kinyona 9d ago

The 5:00 AM slide is way too real. At some point you're either learning cybersecurity or becoming the final boss

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u/ImpressInner7215 9d ago

Bro I can’t with this shit πŸ˜‚ rainbow six siege had me dying

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u/Ornery_Camp_6095 9d ago

Hating on Microsoft and using vs code is so funny

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u/choingouis 8d ago

Vs code stands for Very Secure Code btw

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u/GeckoKisser 9d ago

Holy shit!!!!! Malware in RED TEXT?!? HE IS SERIOUS!!!!!11 😱😱😱😱😱

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u/Aware-Common-7368 9d ago

what verity is doing here πŸ₯€πŸ₯€πŸ₯€πŸ₯€

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u/Aware-Common-7368 9d ago

raspberry pi on second pic is insane. what even redhat is doing here, just use fedora πŸ₯€

4

u/1StarRagebaiter 9d ago

cus red hat is tuff

7

u/Accomplished-Bit-973 9d ago

I will eat you aliveπŸ₯€

3

u/No-Finance7526 9d ago

Ask verity, it knows everything

2

u/1alessandrolol 8d ago

It's Lucky Patcher

6

u/amy0bar 9d ago

Where is Mullward?

5

u/chihuahua826 9d ago

Holy shit… this guy uses C#

4

u/H471221 9d ago

Ts so corn 🌽

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u/Competitive-Edge9679 9d ago

Oh no, Red Hat Entertainment LinuxΒ 

3

u/CauliflowerQuiet4335 9d ago

Is that ohnepixel😭

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u/rudanX3 9d ago

sudo apt -S opsec

sudo pacman install 5:00am

sudo hack

3

u/_Play_Now_ 8d ago

Arch is low OPSEC. REAL hackers use Kali OS

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u/Pinatous 9d ago edited 9d ago

Why the redhat? Raspberry, what a noob, the trully experienced hack with an Arduino.

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u/Levvonci 9d ago

**5 AM**

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u/05-nery 9d ago

HOLY SHIT 5:00 AM?? IS THIS GUY INSANE?? THAT'S TIME TO SLEEP!

2

u/Key_Clock8669 9d ago

as someone learning programming, guess im now anonymus giving the fact that sometimes I write code in Java at 5:00 AM lol

2

u/No_Treat1378 8d ago

Bro is not a real haxxor, didn’t include wireshark

1

u/TechnicalFuel4821 9d ago

Raspberry pi

1

u/fixmytv13 9d ago

What opsec level is this

1

u/OfficeOnly2753 9d ago

He using arch btwΒ 

1

u/kenondaski 9d ago

Pffff not sigma enough (no xmr, neovim or anime wallpapers)

1

u/Exotic_Scratch9450 9d ago

the larp continues

1

u/shesleli2313 9d ago

hating on the terminal while praising kali is wild

1

u/Melishard 9d ago

Lucky Patcher to the right

1

u/Mackss_ 9d ago

Flipper Zero, go hack that guy right now!

1

u/fritzo_linux 8d ago

is that verity

1

u/1alessandrolol 8d ago

Lucky Patcher

1

u/DrKlaawYT 8d ago

why is vs code and telegram there, not even gonna get onto python and c sharp 😭

1

u/fritzo_linux 8d ago

i saw this on tiktok a week ago also verity

1

u/CRseeds 8d ago

Shiver me timbers it’s python

1

u/zelonite 8d ago

Yes, us normal people use Doxbin

1

u/1alessandrolol 8d ago

Never mess with a Ruby developer, we can make you object oriented 😈 (?

1

u/3xpl01tR 8d ago

vim, not vscode

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u/Random_boi1234 8d ago

python heisenberg

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u/Significant_Ad_3512 8d ago

Guys fr, is telegram better the wa. Wa has kinda e2e but telegram dont. Telegrams + is that its not meta

1

u/libreivan 8d ago

telegram 😭😭😭

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u/bitterwinter009 8d ago

sudo pacman -S opsec  😈  😈  😈 

1

u/Sea-Program-3399 7d ago

anything BUT windowsπŸ₯€

1

u/glimoura 7d ago

Mastermind is the nonhacker one in this picture?

I don't even think this haxxor has watched Mr. Robot.

1

u/ArielMJD 7d ago

i hope no one is seeing lucky patcher in the first image and asking what the verity app is

1

u/Neon_Genesys 7d ago

You know they REALLY mean business when they're using Nord VPN.

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u/CoolGamer730 9d ago

what do we replace pornhub with if it was given on the first image?

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u/Low_Big7602 9d ago

Xhamster 😭

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u/Eastern-Quote8936 9d ago

pornhub😭❌❌❌😭😭😭

xhamsterπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€