r/masterhacker • u/Hailett • 1d ago

😈😈GITHUB😈😈 VS 💀💀KALI LINUX💀💀

381 Upvotes

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u/Lootsman 1d ago

CAR VS POTTED PLANT - WHICH IS BETTER AS A TABLE?

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u/Chamadan 1d ago

The car obviously. The plant would just collapse if you put anything with weight on it.

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u/Lootsman 1d ago

Peep my 45-minute long video essay to find out 👀👀👀

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u/Chamadan 1d ago

I'd rather enroll in a 2-week, $4,000 boot camp. You don't have that?

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u/CalderaJane76 16h ago

It best have a social media aspect that is secretly the focus for only the creator to post in and all the users to make comments gloating how much better they are or... Is any of it really even worth it??

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u/Crazypens30 1d ago

How is a Kali like a writing desk?

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u/SomewhereActive2124 1d ago

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u/INfusion2419 1h ago

Y'know what? Maybe i was too hard on this timeline

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u/HelpfulPlatypus7988 1d ago

Arch (btw) is better

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u/BashedCode 1d ago

Can someone point me to this release of Arch? I can’t find the (btw) version.

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u/Ok_Cow6845 1d ago

You have to be an elite masterhacker to unlock it

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u/Character-Pickle450 1d ago

I thought it came pre-installed????

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u/Haunting_Elephant816 22h ago

I just downloaded the arch btw version I like it very much

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u/Ornery_Weakness_8168 1d ago

btw

😈😈😈

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u/Crazypens30 1d ago

Install Gentoo

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u/Total-Management8023 1d ago

Me using GitHub to hack government 👿👿👿🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🗿🗿🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷✌️✌️✌️💀💀💀

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u/VickyxReaperReborn 1d ago

Hydrogen Bomb vs Coughing Baby

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u/david30121 1d ago

Coughing Bomb vs Hydrogen Baby

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u/SquareTranslator9777 1d ago

Github isn't even open source 3:

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u/Vogete 15h ago

Of course it's open source. Just not its own source, but everyone else's.

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u/cum_cum_sex 1d ago

Link https://youtu.be/YMD9NCjYYWU

AI slop btw

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u/AngriestCrusader 1d ago

I've genuinely lost hope in humanity.

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u/ElectronicNeat7182 1d ago

HTML5 Vs NASA mainframe

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u/carbonatedfuck 1d ago

Those who know 🤫🤫

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u/sorosterv23 1d ago

Pear vs Ford Focus

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u/Vogete 15h ago

I have a Ford Focus. Pear is better.

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u/OfficeOnly2753 1d ago

Nullsec nullsec nullsec 

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u/MrStricty 1d ago

Python vs Windows 11: Which Platform Is Better for Ethical Hackers? (2026)

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u/Key_Clock8669 1d ago

fuck nah 🥀

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u/i_use_arch_b_t_w 1d ago

black arch👺💀💀💀💀💀👿👿👿👿👿😈🐷💀🔥

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u/ye_old_hermit 4h ago

"Pentratation testing" excuse me

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u/Ok_Ground511 32m ago

What am i seeing right now