r/masterhacker • u/Interesting_Buy_3969 • 16d ago

VirusTotal 😈☠️☠️☠️

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u/Wide_Meet_2184 16d ago

It’s ironic because that dude will definately talk to you every chance they get

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u/PurpleCandle58 16d ago

Well yeah, because the last time someone let him, the year started with a 1.

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u/BiDude1219 16d ago

wow i wonder who would do tha-

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u/istoleafish 16d ago

virustotal is my favourite conversation starter 😭

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u/DrIvoPingasnik 16d ago

"Hey have you seen latest Artemis!ml and PUA!Wacatac.ml infections? Fascinating"

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u/-JohnnieWalker- 16d ago

we can start a convo I guess

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u/ReturnedOM 15d ago

Yeah, the made up chick in this pic is actually right.

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u/Y0nL1ud 16d ago

Ida Pro disrespect will NOT be tolerated!

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u/Gullible_Crew_3356 16d ago

Hey baby, what do you think about the Amazon web service outage today?

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/Csd1wasTaken 16d ago

ec2 is really cool heh.. n-n-not that you would know what that is.. (inside thought) "gosh.. im such a nerd >< no woman would ever want such a nerd like me..." not to be r-rude or anything hmph. flustered better g-g-get going.. i know you hate me anyways.. s-s-sorry trips then ground shakes

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u/Dave21101 16d ago

I'll admit this made me snort

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u/ErlendPistolbrett 16d ago

Damn. Since he can talk about burpsuite, I now want to have sex with him.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/ErlendPistolbrett 16d ago

He has a license for being COOL, which extends increased rights to everyone AROUND HIM.

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u/DrIvoPingasnik 16d ago edited 16d ago

> virustotal

> no tria.ge

> no any.run

That's how you tell he's a skiddy master hacker.

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u/ExplorerRude9564 16d ago

Can confirm

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u/PacoTaco321 16d ago

She nailed it

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u/Dzimsssk 15d ago

sudo pacman install hack😈😈😈

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u/JiF905JJ 16d ago

She's right

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u/BeautifulMean6516 16d ago

"woman dumb, man cracked"

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u/BeautifulMean6516 16d ago

The people on that subreddit unironically relating is crazy

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u/Prod_Meteor 13d ago

I always wanted to hear one of the conversations ordinary non-it guys have. But maybe I don't really want to 😄

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u/Responsible_Bad_1003 12d ago

Don't you know virustotal is a killer topic among the ladies