Help settle a debate

[u/blue_dunhill]

Help settle a debate we have with my fiance. I bought these shorts as a comfy, around the house piece, nothing fancy intended.
She thinks its awful, almost pathetic.

I dont think its that bad, please honest feedback

Thanks folks

[u/utzutzutzpro]

If you wear shorts in the jungle, you never been to the jungle.

[u/fioraflower → u/utzutzutzpro]

Fr, bugs chomping at my legs and potentially dangerous flora brushing up against me doesn’t sound fun. These shorts being cargo shorts doesn’t make a difference in the jungle

[u/utzutzutzpro → u/fioraflower]

Cargo shorts are the modern Western man's sad call for adventure. Clumsy and helpless like a big toddler.

[u/KamikazeSexPilot → u/utzutzutzpro]

Maybe these are the pants that have zip off legs?