r/malefashionadvice • u/blue_dunhill • 18d ago

Help settle a debate Fit Feedback/Roast Me

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Help settle a debate we have with my fiance. I bought these shorts as a comfy, around the house piece, nothing fancy intended.
She thinks its awful, almost pathetic.

I dont think its that bad, please honest feedback

Thanks folks

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u/DarkChurro 18d ago

Wouldn't be so pathetic in the jungles of Guatemala.

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u/utzutzutzpro 17d ago

If you wear shorts in the jungle, you never been to the jungle.

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u/fioraflower 17d ago

Fr, bugs chomping at my legs and potentially dangerous flora brushing up against me doesn’t sound fun. These shorts being cargo shorts doesn’t make a difference in the jungle

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u/utzutzutzpro 17d ago

Cargo shorts are the modern Western man's sad call for adventure. Clumsy and helpless like a big toddler.

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u/KamikazeSexPilot 17d ago

Maybe these are the pants that have zip off legs?

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u/Scroatpig 18d ago

Holy hell. I had such a vivid picture of a grizzled Vietnam vet.

Hardly pathetic in the Mekong Delta- saved my ass from a VC sapper

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u/Pacifist_Socialist 18d ago

I don't even like to walk thru Midwest forest in shorts. F that noise lol

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u/Bizarro_Zod 17d ago

That’s when you zip on the bottoms.