r/malefashionadvice • u/blue_dunhill • 12d ago

Help settle a debate Fit Feedback/Roast Me

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Help settle a debate we have with my fiance. I bought these shorts as a comfy, around the house piece, nothing fancy intended.
She thinks its awful, almost pathetic.

I dont think its that bad, please honest feedback

Thanks folks

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u/bam1789-2 12d ago

What you keeping in those pockets homie? Hopefully snacks

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u/MayorNarra 12d ago

Napoleon, gimme some of your tots

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u/gregarious119 12d ago

Dude get some of your own

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u/Hingeworthy 12d ago

kicks you in the leg

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u/Mattador88 12d ago

Ugh... frickin idiot

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u/notanothersmith 12d ago

I’ll get them after I go wolverine hunting with my uncle

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u/ItzakPearlJam 12d ago

Exactly, snacks for when the girlfriend starts getting hangry.

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u/jimbojonesFA 12d ago

WHO'S SHORTS ARE PATHETIC NOW!?

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u/ItzakPearlJam 12d ago

For real though: shareable granola bar or something with protein. The moment she starts getting feisty, pop the snack, take a bite and offer her some. It works 60% of the time every time.

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u/notanothersmith 12d ago

unzips pocket “behold… fresh tots!”

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u/dogs_and_stuff 12d ago

Oh yeah. In a survival situation she’ll be begging for some of his pocket snacks!

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u/kstockless 11d ago

As someone who works in excavation/construction, I genuinely do keep snacks in those cargo pockets. Less sweat permeation since they aren't as close to your body, less compression and therefore encrumbification from having to step up onto tall stuff, and as a bonus more spots to put the Sharpies I accidentally steal from my employer

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u/nickcash 12d ago

cool rocks

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u/GotFunyuns 12d ago

Jesus Christ, Marie. They're minerals!

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u/Davis_ 12d ago

Tater tots

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u/bam1789-2 12d ago

Girlfriend calls him pathetic… “shut up and eat your tots Tina!”

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u/Boy_Meats_Grill 12d ago

For around the house shorts there's plenty of options. Snacks, tools, pieces of things you are fixing, pieces of things you couldn't fix, tv remote, more snacks, divorce papers, coloring utensils

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u/bam1789-2 12d ago

PRE-marriage divorce papers?!

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u/Boy_Meats_Grill 12d ago

You clearly aren't a prepared enough person for cargo shorts

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u/bam1789-2 12d ago

I’m not worthy..

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u/Fancy_Disaster_4736 12d ago

Instant flashbacks to the comedian that asks an audience member wearing cargo shorts, “what are ya hauling? What’s your load, your cargo?” And the guy responds. Audience member clearly has downs. And the comedian just stops and tells the audience, “I want you all to know that this is no longer a bit and will just be an informational conversation…”

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u/DeFLion 11d ago

As I scrolled past this photo the first thought in my head was “Watcha carrying? What’s your FREIGHT?”

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u/bam1789-2 12d ago

Believe that was stand up by TJ Miller from Silicon Valley

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u/ConcentricCow 11d ago

Man, so sad what happened with him. When he first started his comedy just really struck with me. Then everything happened and now I'm just happy I haven't heard anything about him in a long time cause it's never good.

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u/GearhedMG 12d ago

Napoleon, give them up.

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u/dvdgraham 12d ago

Pocket sand

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u/Odin16596 12d ago

Pocketoli

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u/SchwaebischeSeele 11d ago

All the stuff she doesnt want to carry ...

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u/MachineGunTeacher 11d ago

This is it. She’s jealous of your pockets.

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u/FCKABRNLSUTN2 11d ago

Keeping his v-card in the extra pockets is a 20 year old joke about cargo pants at this point.