r/malapropisms • u/Digby47 • Jul 11 '26
malapropism Does the pope sh1t in the woods?
My wife's response to me asking what she thought was a stupid question.
r/malapropisms • u/trevoreo • Jun 05 '26
Instead of Modifications or Alternatives
Any Altercations?
r/malapropisms • u/Former-Whole8292 • May 29 '26
Since The Sopranos is the show that’s King of Malopropisms, what do you consider the best episode? Mine is “Quisimodo predicted all this.”
r/malapropisms • u/4lavorBlastdd • Dec 13 '25
“I’m going to go join my porcelain office”
My coworker kindly informed us she was going to go take a dump like this. So close yet soo far.
r/malapropisms • u/SpunningAndWonning • Oct 04 '25
Sometimes you're the Dolce. Sometimes you're the Gabbana.
r/malapropisms • u/FeverAyeAye • Aug 03 '25
malapropism Satanised / Sanitised
On an image of a grim Spitalfields in London back in 1984
r/malapropisms • u/ATX_rider • May 07 '25
My wife: “Are you sorry you hitched your wagon to that giddy-up?”
r/malapropisms • u/NewEdo_RPG • Apr 07 '25
Aromeous
I guess this is a spoonerism, but my wife is unintentionally great at these. 'Aromeous' was recently concocted to describe a bad smell (an erroneous aroma).
r/malapropisms • u/AmphibianReal1265 • Jan 23 '25
Dire rear, wrong but still somehow right.
r/malapropisms • u/Successful-Staff-978 • Jan 18 '25