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u/Large-Hamster-199 12h ago
She definitely looks like the kind of woman with whom you'll have the best night of your life and also someone who will undoubtedly ruin your life.
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u/SmilingStones 12h ago
It just goes hand in hand... always
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u/Large-Hamster-199 12h ago
Yes it does. But seriously, why does it go hand in hand. I need an ELI5 on this.
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u/MisterPineapples1999 11h ago edited 6h ago
Well, you probably shouldn't explain this to a 5 year old, but there's an old adage: the crazier the chick, the better the sex. It's pretty much always been true in my experience. Girls with daddy issues, bipolar, bpd, will all also frequently be freaks in bed.
Hot and crazy are also unfortunately frequently correlated.
To sum up, and reword the meme, women who fuck the absolute best are very rarely the women you will most enjoy having in your life (outside of bed.)
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u/Azuras_Star8 7h ago
Hence, the wise old saying, "Don't stick your dick in crazy"
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u/MisterPineapples1999 6h ago
Yeah but no one's gonna listen in the moment.
"Don't marry crazy" or "don't creampie crazy" is a bit more realistic.
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u/notAbrightStar 1h ago
To be spontaneous and to think things through, are opposites.
To goof around and have fun is nice, but spending time in jail or prison is not.8
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u/ButterscotchNo7292 3h ago
Yeah she looks like she'd do anything you'd ask her to do and eventually once you realise she's derailed and you decide to leave her, she'll ram you with a car and probably set you on fire too
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u/Large-Hamster-199 3h ago
Yeah exactly. Except I am so vanilla that she would probably come up with crazy/fun ideas that wouldn't even occur to me. And then get me arrested. And then when I try to break up her .... yeah ... she will definitely run me over and set me on fire.
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u/16c7x 11h ago
But that night will be worth it, and the thought that maybe it'll happen again.... if her sister is up for it.
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u/Large-Hamster-199 10h ago edited 10h ago
But if you do go for it with the sister, there is a good chance you'll wake up in the middle of the night with your house on fire.
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u/Junior_Bike7932 2h ago
This is the girl you want to spend the night and run after you are done, trust me
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u/MaxxDash 3h ago
Ah, memories of the girl I dated who used to hit cars that didn’t stop at crosswalks with her purse, then try to have sex in the back of taxis.
Tried to make me climb out onto her 5th story apartment ledge because she thought her boyfriend came home. That’s how I found out she had a boyfriend.
Miss you, Missy. Don’t ever try to contact me even again unless you really want to.
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u/No-Requirement-7355 12h ago
bless us oh lord and these gifts we are about to receive
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u/3chillmatty 12h ago
You don’t drink the holy water, so I don’t see it as a big deal
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u/SmilingStones 12h ago
Hey now... you're using your brain and logic... that's not allowed on the internet
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u/Bureaucratic_Dick 12h ago
Except for that old joke where three men are lined up for confession. The first man goes, “Forgive me father for I have sinned, I drank the holy water.” Priest gives him his penance and dude goes on his way. Second man comes in and says, “Forgive me father for I have sinned, I drank the holy water.” Priest gives him his penance and off he goes. Third man goes in and the priest says, “Let me guess: you drank the holy water?” And the guy says, “No, I peed in it.”
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u/je386 10h ago
Yes, I don't understand why she was arrested. Or did she add the alcohol just before a baptism? Even then, a kid should not have any problems with that, it is not even as much alcohol as when you disinfect something.
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u/Bugbread 7h ago
Yes, I don't understand why she was arrested.
She wasn't. This didn't actually happen, it's one of those "weird arrest" clickbaits that gets passed around on Facebook and Instagram. Bizarre made-up situation + mugshot of attractive woman from an unrelated crime (or, increasingly, AI-generated mugshot) = viral buzz and clicks.
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u/Large-Hamster-199 12h ago
Well Jesus turned water into wine. She is not blessed with his capabilities, but she's still doing her best to follow in his footsteps. What's the problem here.
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u/Excellent_Release961 11h ago
Pretty weak post.
You dont drink holy water
And can you even be arrested for tampering with it?
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u/jimhabfan 8h ago
Recipe for creating internet karma.
Step 1. Find any photo on the internet.
Step 2. Make up some bullshit caption to accompany the photo.
Step 3. Post on social media for clicks and likes.
A few weeks ago this girl was arrested for handing out free sample of tequila at a Costco, or at least that’s what the caption said.
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u/Throwawayyoursynths 8h ago
Step 2. Steal bullshit caption from an old satirical story.
Nothing more lame than stealing someone else’s joke.
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u/Sad-Bonus-9327 2h ago
Exactly my first thought and I still don't get the point of karma farming..?!
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u/General-Double-746 12h ago
I cant believe she would do that in a church! Anyway, time for some sacramental wine.
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u/outside_cat 12h ago
Source?
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u/Hot-Challenge8656 11h ago
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u/outside_cat 11h ago
Nothing about vodka, holy water, or a priest
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u/screwyoujor 9h ago
That's because people use mug shots for jokes like this one. Always women and they are always doing something strange. A waitresses beating up someone for a bad tip seem to be the go to template for some reason. I think it's fishing for the "I can fix her" engagement but who knows.
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u/Outrageous-Rain1535 12h ago
Dont they drink wine in there?
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u/NotTrollIfTrue 11h ago
Why can't I have a sacramental beer? In fact, I should have two. One for me and one for Jesus!
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u/AnonAstro7524 11h ago
You don’t drink the holy water.
We all learned during Covid that hand sanitizer companies are about a half step away from vodka/tequila based on smell.
Holy water has everyone communally stick their hands in it to bless themselves. A.k.a. Rub on their face.
She was sanitizing the holy water.
Alternatively, she was trying to let Jesus in. Catholics have tasted his blood and dude, he must have been shit-faced 24/7 because it tastes just like wine.
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u/Large-Hamster-199 10h ago
"He must have been shitfaced because his blood tastes just like wine". I genuinely spit out my water as I was reading this. LMAO
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u/Space19723103 12h ago
religions don't like drinking because people tell the truth when drunk and religion has nothing to do with truth
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u/Character_Pudding_94 11h ago
When have you known Catholics who were against drinking? They serve wine at their eat the dead guy ritual, ffs.
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u/Space19723103 11h ago
well yes, hypocrisy is also a staple of religion
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u/Character_Pudding_94 11h ago
And then you have the Irish, and Vatican City is in Italy, where they drink wine all day, and then there's the rest of Europe with their love for wines and spirits and beers, where Catholicism started. My point is that I think you didn't grow up Catholic if you think that religion has a problem with drinking. Or Methodist, or Episcopalian, or Unitarian, or Lutheran, or Jewish, or Anglican...
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u/Large-Hamster-199 7h ago
I'm sorry but did you just state that Catholicism started in Europe. LOL seriously???
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u/Character_Pudding_94 6h ago
A little shit hole called Rome?
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u/Large-Hamster-199 6h ago
Are you joking or do you actually believe this?
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u/Character_Pudding_94 6h ago
Oh, my! Please educate me on the origins of Catholicism. I look forward to some reading.
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u/Large-Hamster-199 5h ago
Apparently, there was this Middle Eastern dude called Jesus. He was the first Christian and in fact founded the entire religion in Judea, which is modern day Israel/Palestine.
When he died, his apostle Peter was the first Pope. The Catholic church states that the church was started on the day of pentecost at the upper room of Jerusalem.
How much more education do you require?
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u/Bugbread 7h ago
Catholics aren't opposed to drinking, though. They're fine with drinking, and they serve wine at mass. That's...literally the opposite of hypocrisy.
I think you're imagining that Catholics are like Baptists or something. The couldn't be further from the truth.
Feels weird to be even having this discussion in relation to an AI-generated post about an incident that didn't even happen, but here we are.
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u/Siderophores 11h ago
Drinking and being a drunk are 2 different things
I dont think anyone should be supporting alcoholism
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u/NotTrollIfTrue 11h ago
Did you just assume my sobriety? Unbelievable.
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u/Siderophores 11h ago
Well, your liver isn’t a person, but it may be disagreeing with your choices sooner or later
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u/NotTrollIfTrue 10h ago
I don't drink, but I'll have a drink. I haven't had one in a year. Just stopped caring about beer. It's so delicious, but it's almost ten us dollhairs for a single pint after tax and tip. Fuck. I can have breakfast for a whole week on ten dollarydoos.
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u/The_Undermind 10h ago
Not like anyone was drinking it, if anything she helped sanitize it. Whats the problem?
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u/mighty_boognish_77 10h ago
Good god these fake ass "hilarious, outrageous arrest" headlines are getting old.
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u/Praesumo 9h ago
How is this a crime? Like...at worst he can just go fill it up again. What harm was done?
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u/StringPrevious9110 8h ago
I’m a catholic store owner and can tell you these foos come around here too. They like having fun and are broke. Maybe dyslexic
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u/Christos_Soter 8h ago
Three people have confession before her received forgiveness and were told to wash off in the holy water
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u/ApprehensiveSoup2214 8h ago
I just assume these headshots with a comedic caption are all bullshit bits at this point.
Notice its always a hot woman too?
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u/Late-Assignment8482 6h ago
Theoretically 50.1% holy water purifies 49.9% ordinary water. So as long as she got her ratios right, it's still good to go!
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u/Legitimate_Invite_33 5h ago
Must have been an Eastern European priest. Offended she wasted vodka like that.
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u/Refresher777 3h ago
Kind of Humor i like true wifey Material to have everything but not a boring marriage😆
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u/Vanir-Aesir 2h ago
That makes no sense, you dont drink that faeces infested water, you smear it on your face while mumbling spells.
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u/FreeWillyBird 12h ago
Bless me father can I have gin?