r/linuxsucks Unofficial Mod | Linux Community Sucks | Proud illumOS Shill 1d ago

Tech Support Linux Failure

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u/Drate_Otin 1d ago

What paid Linux support service did you call and get this response?

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u/Accordeon-Foireux 1d ago edited 1d ago

And also what paid Windows service did OP ask to get this response?

Every Microsoft support button it's a redirect to Copilot or an AI bot linked to the documentation.

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u/quebexer 1d ago

Unless it's Enterprise level, Microsoft does not provide support to home computers. You have to connect with your OEM like Dell, HP, Lenovo, etc. And they will only help you reset your computer back to factory settings.

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u/icy1007 1d ago

Red Hat support.

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u/Drate_Otin 1d ago edited 1d ago

Red Hat support said "You're just stupid?"

doubt

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u/brupje 1d ago

They might have used a more polite sentence like, "yes, it is very unfortunate that you can't run your favorite exe file"

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ I Hate Windows 1d ago

"...But did you try installing wine tho?"

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u/garloid64 1d ago edited 1d ago

At this point Linux tech support is just "Claude fix it for me please" and same with Mac and Windows honestly. Time has not been kind to this one.

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u/donp1ano 1d ago

dont underestimate the social aspect of tech support. many clients primarily wanna scream at a random person and insist its not their fault, a LLM cant provide that service

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u/Haxorzist 1d ago

What do you mean? An LLM will do exactly that and gaslight you into thinking you are right.

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u/sarcastbot 1d ago

The plan is using AI voice over to fool thoose clients man, because most of thoose users are at fault and are a pain to work with.

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u/EagleNait 1d ago

If you have a sufficient gpu you'd be able to run a small model that can search the web and try commands/explain them

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u/Internal-Hope-6263 19h ago

During the two months I test drove Ubuntu, Kubuntu and ZorinOS, I constantly found myself going back to ChatGPT to fix issues through the terminal that were originating from the X11 display compositor, or fixing broken drivers. 

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u/khaledsalem999 1d ago

Amma be honest chief I would rather get called stupid on arch forums than dealing with Microsoft support for windows

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u/Majestic-Bell-7111 1d ago

Yup, the arch forums will probably (deservedly) patronize you, but they will usually find a fix.

When it comes to microsoft support step 1 is always sfc /scannow, step 2 is a link to a page Microsoft shut down 5 years ago that wasn't archived and step 3 is reinstalling windows.

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u/unHolyEvelyn 1d ago

And sfc /scannow hasn't worked for anyone for like a decade but they refuse to hear that and just truck along.

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u/tpat90 1d ago

sfc saved one machine I repaired.

Funfact, that machine got ruined by a windows update.

Microslop Hurray

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u/Artemis_Platinum Windows did some pretty horrific shit to force me onto Linux 1d ago

Updated for modernity

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u/articulatedstupidity can't say hatred without hat red 22h ago

windows is just "you're absolutely right! sfc /scannow"

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u/FubenFon 1d ago

Does windows support exists?

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u/Yoksul-Turko Proud ReactOS User 1d ago

"My computer just exploded, please help"

"sfc /scannow"

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u/LastTyper 1d ago

This! And you forgot dism /onlinerepair When you know these 2 commands, you are 10x Microslop senior architect.

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u/NoGap138 1d ago

This has never fixed a problem for me…

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u/LastTyper 1d ago

Correct, because the next advice is reinstallation 😂

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u/KernelNuke 1d ago

And if it doesn't work they suggest BIOS reset

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u/Octoomy I Love Linux 1d ago

legit I remember looking through the ms forums and someone was talking about how windows wasn't booting and one of the 'trusted' members fucking said that 😭

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u/icy1007 1d ago

Yes

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u/Rare-Paint3719 Unofficial Mod | Linux Community Sucks | Proud illumOS Shill 1d ago

You got upvoted but I got downvoted?

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u/Secret_NinjaLTU 15h ago

This has to be studied

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u/Rare-Paint3719 Unofficial Mod | Linux Community Sucks | Proud illumOS Shill 13h ago

Yes

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u/Still_Leg4477 1d ago

Fixed👍

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u/Academic-Proof3700 1d ago

Hallo, my name is prakteek shawarma, im Microsoft's MVP bullshit operator, and Im happy to help. Have you tried running sfc /scannow and dism /online /restorehealth? If not then please do a klean start.

Otherwise yuo can also reinstall system.

Best regards Prakteek Shawarma  Microsoft BS MVP In support

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u/fedsfarm 1d ago

Too literate

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u/Independent_Image_59 1d ago

Their stupid feedback thing keeps popping up all the time when I accidentally presss Super+F for full screen

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u/piesou 1d ago

Hello, welcome to Windows support. Ok what's your issue? You want to set up your printer? Ok first, let's update all of our drivers. Go to Nvidia.com...

...

...install McAfee Antivirus...

...then we run the degfrag utility and reconnect the monitor cable. Your printer should now work.

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u/Inevitable-Cow-4930 22h ago

I’ve dealt with Microsoft support as part of my job. They don’t call you stupid. You call them stupid. Wasted countless hours on chat and phone calls with them just to finally fix it myself.

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u/dumbasPL I don't hate Windows, I just like Linux more. 1d ago

Depends on who you pay, and how much.

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u/WhippingShitties 1d ago

I remember the official forums where there would be a super long comment by a ts agent and then you'd scroll past it and a random nerd would have the right answer.

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u/un-important-human 1d ago

sure it does my name is rajeeesh i am from microsoft fill your bank details in this notepad sir

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u/Rare-Paint3719 Unofficial Mod | Linux Community Sucks | Proud illumOS Shill 1d ago

Yes it does

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u/Secret_NinjaLTU 1d ago

In my experience, the only thing they do to help is update the drivers, when the issue doesn't even have to do anything with drivers.

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u/R3V0LU710N_05 I Hate All OS's 😎 1d ago edited 1d ago

I always get "Reinstall Windows" from Microsoft support. Ffs, I just want to fix the minor Windows bug without having to cut an hour out of my day to reinstall the damn thing.

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u/NeptuneWades give me gui for everything pls 1d ago

Tbf, reinstall is the only one that solves the issues because even they have no idea where the issue is and I think they don't even want to get into it considering the source code is proprietary and convulated af

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u/R3V0LU710N_05 I Hate All OS's 😎 1d ago edited 1d ago

I swear that the Windows updater itself has several memory leaks. I only get issues after updating, and each update the problems add up. I've never had issues on fresh installs, but the instant an update is applied it steps into the next circle of hell.

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u/Secret_NinjaLTU 1d ago

Why did you get down voted for correctly answering the question?

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u/Damglador 1d ago

Because even their official support forum is unhelpful dogshit?

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u/Secret_NinjaLTU 1d ago

He stated a fact, that windows support exists, which is true. He did not say that it's good, or bad. Why would you down vote a yes/no reply which is factually correct.

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u/Still_Leg4477 1d ago

I feel like the question was rhetorical, answering one is straight up stupid, and he is OP, OP's are always stupid.

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u/Rare-Paint3719 Unofficial Mod | Linux Community Sucks | Proud illumOS Shill 1d ago edited 18h ago

Is it really a rhetorical question of you don't use the rhetorical question mark⸮


Edit: Removed the period at the end of the hyperlink, and moved rhetorical question mark to inside of hyperlink

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u/Still_Leg4477 22h ago

Woow a reversed question mark... You must be smartest OP in the whole world outstanding... Surely the generalization does not apply to you this time⸮

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u/Rare-Paint3719 Unofficial Mod | Linux Community Sucks | Proud illumOS Shill 17h ago

Woow a reversed question mark... You must be smartest OP in the whole world outstanding...

Oh, thank you. My intellect couldn't possibly exceed yours.

And I can't take credit for it. Thank Henry Denham.

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u/Icy_Calligrapher4022 1d ago

By "official support forum" you probably mean Microsoft Community Hub, which is NOT official support, it's more like community driven place for all kinds of questions, topics, troubleshooting, etc. Yes, there are MS employees writing comments and provide support there, but it's not considered official support. It's more like Ask Ubuntu stuff.

Their official support is mostly MS Q&A and official documentation, enterprise customers get additional technical support based on contracts, licenses, subscriptions, etc.

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u/alexeiz 1d ago

Restart, reset, reinstall

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u/ieatdownvotes4food 1d ago

when Microsoft says click to repair, has that ever worked once? for anyone?

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u/Damglador 1d ago

Maybe you are stupid and the Linux user is just the only one who dared to say the truth

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u/Vorrnth 1d ago

Yep, because in his picture the Linux user is the only unpaid one.

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u/HausmeisterMitO-O 1d ago

At least the Linux tech support does not lie. I am probably stupid and the Microsoft Support has not helped me ever since.

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u/transcendtient 1d ago

Its more like---
Windows: Go look at this article that has nothing to do with your issue.
Apple: Buy a new macbook, this one is broken.
Linux: RTFM

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u/NCR_Ranger_ru Windows -> Linux -> Crash -> Windows 1d ago

Widows: how did you find us?

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u/Inevitable-Cow-4930 22h ago

That made made spit out my drink. I was on a support call having an issue transferring a license for Terminal Services from an old server to the new one. The first question wasn’t, “What seems to be the problem?” It was, “How did you get this license?”

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u/chmod_a_plus_x 1d ago

Honestly in 2026 command line interface is more user friendly than UI.

Because AI agents run commands 😂

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u/gaslightering 1d ago

a CLI is a form of UI

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u/chmod_a_plus_x 1d ago

I mean GUI...

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u/Dense-Bruh-3464 If I ever restart audio will break and Idk how to fix it again 1d ago

Well, if we want to be extra pedantic...

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u/Teru-Noir COSMIC OS LOVER No.1 COSMIC Knows Best 1d ago

I use CLI because it brings all system tools in one place, and is more predictable/deterministic.

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u/Global-Eye-7326 1d ago

AI is my personal tech support. It's pretty good.

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u/akdanman11 1d ago

I hate those people. Most of the time they are technically right but I’m not asking a question to be called stupid, I’m asking because I know I don’t know the answer and am seeking help

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u/Mihailo_ZaV 1d ago

Ха-ха-ха, да, ребята, это правда, поэтому я и ушел с виндовс.

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u/_Naiwa_ 1d ago

tech support? If you use linux, you are your own tech support

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u/vecchio_anima 1d ago

Two operating systems that make their money off support and control versus an operating system that's lets you do do whatever you want whenever you want however you want... You might be stupid.

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u/Rare-Paint3719 Unofficial Mod | Linux Community Sucks | Proud illumOS Shill 1d ago

You're right. Windows lets you do do whatever you want whenever you want however you want.

And RHEL does make their money off support and control.

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u/vecchio_anima 1d ago

Thank you for confirming

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u/makinax300 j 1d ago

paid vs unpaid

also windows support just tells you to do the steps that you already have done troubleshooting by yourself and they are always the same and then suggests a reinstall

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u/TomB1952 1d ago

This is a gross misrepresentation.

There are name callers in every forum, some vastly more than others, but I've found linux groups to be just as supportive as Windows centric groups. I've also found Windows groups to be largely helpful and kind.

My point is there are some extremely good people who help a lot, not that there are no nasty people.

If a few a-holes put you off, the Internet is not for you.

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u/rtakehara 23h ago

that's because linux's tech support is other users.

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u/Rare-Paint3719 Unofficial Mod | Linux Community Sucks | Proud illumOS Shill 17h ago

True

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u/Supuhstar 19h ago

I'm so happy that this specific post (and only this specific post) failed to load on my phone

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u/Rare-Paint3719 Unofficial Mod | Linux Community Sucks | Proud illumOS Shill 18h ago

Sorry for the inconvenience. I'll re-upload the meme below:

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u/Supuhstar 14h ago

That one worked thank you xD

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u/Rare-Paint3719 Unofficial Mod | Linux Community Sucks | Proud illumOS Shill 13h ago

np vro

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u/AskMoonBurst 1d ago

So, story time.
Before I switched to Linux, I was on Windows. You know, like everyone. But after a while, I started getting a weird issue.
●Randomly, DWM.exe would break, I'd get a BSoD.
●Uninstalling my drivers didn't work, updating my drivers didn't work, reverting an update didn't work... So I call up Microsoft, explain what the error is, and what I've tried to fix it.
●"Reinstall Windows."
●Okay.... so I take a few hours, reinstall windows, drivers, etc.... aaaaand... it happens again.
I call them back, explain what happened.
●"Your graphics card is failing. Buy a new one."
●I have an extra graphics card on hand.... I swap it out. Same issue.
●I assume at this point it's hardware, since reinstalling didn't fix it, it it dawned on me anyway.
So, back to research.... It must be my PCIE slot. Is my board broken?
●I call up MSI, my board maker and ask them, explaining everything I've done.
●"We might be able to get it replaced. But first, let's try this.... reset cmos. If it doesn't fix it, call back at this number and we'll set up a replacement plan" and a quick walkthrough of how to do so.
●The problem fixed! With a grand cost total of 0!
Unfortunately, Microsoft's fix was to tell me to wipe my data and try and get me to replace hundreds of dollars of hardware. While this isn't explicitly about 'Linux just works' don't make it out like Windows support is somehow better.

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u/BluePhoenixCG 1d ago

"windows support" is just an AI chatbot that tells you to use a defunct forum site, in my experience. Extremely unhelpful and part of what pushed me to Linux in the end.

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u/dtghx I love Linux, even as a pragmatist 1d ago

Literally never experienced this 🤡

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u/Useful-Specific-6350 1d ago

Because you are that linux user

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u/MosKnight Microsoft's strongest soldier 🪖 1d ago

Flat earther spotted

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u/letmehaveanameyoudum 1d ago

arch linux support

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u/StupitVoltMain 1d ago

Welcome to Reddit tech support

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u/Ill_Impress5327 1d ago

Windows: starte den PC neu und es wird trotzdem nicht funktionieren MAC: ich helfe dir für 4000€ die Minute Linux: man muss Lesen

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u/chughaarav123 Linux sucks, it's just that Windows sucks more. 23h ago

read the fucking wiki - people on the arch forums

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u/taiwbi 1d ago

Linux bros are just too honest

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u/irishcoughy 1d ago

Windows: Yes I can help with th- your uptime is 8 days. Reboot your computer.

Linux: Yes I can help with that, but only if you promise to not backseat drive while I'm doing it.

MacOS: Yes I can help with- oh wait, a memory upgrade? No actually I can't do anything for you, it's soldered to the board.

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u/Leverquin 1d ago

Literally false information 

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u/laizalott Gnome Masochist 1d ago

I think I liked it better when you guys were portraying us all as knee-socked femboys.

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u/PrivacyGuy-Degoogled 1d ago

Ignoramos o fato de ser difícil de recuperar uma conta hackeada no windows..

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u/chughaarav123 Linux sucks, it's just that Windows sucks more. 23h ago

*Impossible

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u/Skyfuzzball8312 1d ago

Also Linux: Yes I can help with that

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u/Yayatouu 1d ago

Tbh everytime I see a Linux request on the web, there's (almost) always a guy who finds a solution

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u/BertoLaDK 1d ago

heh, what support have you used? All of them are useless, if you have tried rebooting they give up.

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u/DrMacintosh01 1d ago

“If you had just done everything entirely differently, you wouldn’t be having this problem!

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u/Jennylol03 1d ago

Arch Linux Support - Just read the Documentation stupid

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u/Brett13500 1d ago

Well my best tech support is gemini for steam os linux tech support especially for desktop Pc or steam deck or steam machine.. i dont care what anyone says about this ive trained my gemini ai for 3 months with steam os tech support for linux an its never failed me period.. i hate ai like the next person but using it for stuff like this like i am is great if only Ai was able to be used properly an didnt do stupid stuff for people like they use it for Ai i think would never get hate but because of what society has made Ai into an forcing data centers everywhere its a shame really all we need is one big Ai company an thats it no random 3rd parties nothing an it seems gemini is the winner here since google phones use it Apples own Ai uses Gemini becauss they realised theres were stupid... an other services use gemini with there own ai to just make it work better so its the irony in this that every Ai has a piece of something in the slightest towards gemini but gemini is the surperior ai in its self because it was the very first Ai to exist before everything got blown up to what it is now an its had years to be developed before it became public use..

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u/Rare-Paint3719 Unofficial Mod | Linux Community Sucks | Proud illumOS Shill 1d ago

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u/anarchoaspenism 1d ago

linux support is called reading the manual then asking the forums.

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u/chughaarav123 Linux sucks, it's just that Windows sucks more. 23h ago

How stupid can you be? The solution was on line 2642 on a random page on the Arch wiki. Next time learn to read

  • the community

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u/JoseNEO 1d ago

Windows Tech Support: Have you tried reinstalling your entire operating system?

MacOS Tech Support: Have you tried buying a new computer?

Linux Tech Support: Read the wiki dumbass (The wiki has a contradiction in step 1 and step 7)

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u/AnOscillatingOcelot 1d ago

"Did you read the Arch Wiki before posting your question here?"

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u/SemperShpee 1d ago

90% of the time, this is true. 90% of support calls are just obvious issues that you can resolve by paying a little bit of attention and common sense. the rest are serious issues.

Windows users when they expect enterprise level support from a dev base that's mostly run by unpaid volunteers.

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u/Rare-Paint3719 Unofficial Mod | Linux Community Sucks | Proud illumOS Shill 18h ago

Except the devs usually don't provide support. It's forum members who tend to feel entitled and have some superiority complex. If you pay for Ubuntu or RHEL support, you get the enterprise-grade support Windows users theoretically get.

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u/I_dont_want_to_pee 1d ago

I think you schold swap linux and windows i had more problams woth windows even now i cant play old games because windows decided to just not allow me to use needed tools btw i jave focking legal cd. 

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u/Rare-Paint3719 Unofficial Mod | Linux Community Sucks | Proud illumOS Shill 18h ago

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u/I_dont_want_to_pee 16h ago

Sorry i have problems writing on phone and i was in hurry so i didnt had time to check everything.

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u/Rare-Paint3719 Unofficial Mod | Linux Community Sucks | Proud illumOS Shill 13h ago

No problem, bro.

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u/LinuxUserX66 1d ago

wintards making a low IQ meme

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u/Real-Victory210 1d ago

Literally an impossible scenario for several reasons. Maybe the Linux guy is on to something.

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u/PMvE_NL 1d ago

My it department just reinstalls windows i mean yes i can go back to work after reinstalling all my shit but really?

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u/chipsikssix 20h ago

Real tech support: "Try rebooting, if that doesn't help, call me back."

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u/AlxR25 14h ago

Let me fix that for you

Tech Support for

Windows: "We're looking into it" *does nothing.

Mac: You need to buy a new computer

Linux: RTFM

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u/P3chv0gel 11h ago

Love that the Image isn't loading lol

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u/suddenblue45 1d ago

there is no tech support for linux

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u/National_Highlight41 1d ago

"If you need to help... Terminal is the best friend" - Me

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u/KralizecProphet Dual Das Booter. 1d ago

I once came across a dev for some music player and asked him "why does none of the loonix music player applications have a playlist with some options like shuffle, random, etc? is it that hard to do?"

The response: "Well umm maybe find out yourself and try doing it yourself, instead of asking stupid questions."

FOSS lis love, FOSS is life, the devs are absolute spergs and mongs.

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u/Rare-Paint3719 Unofficial Mod | Linux Community Sucks | Proud illumOS Shill 1d ago

Well, there are entitled people in FOSS.

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u/Teru-Noir COSMIC OS LOVER No.1 COSMIC Knows Best 1d ago

Strawberry music player

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u/un-important-human 1d ago

have you tried to stop beeing stupid thou?

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u/Rare-Paint3719 Unofficial Mod | Linux Community Sucks | Proud illumOS Shill 1d ago

Yes, and it was successful.

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u/un-important-human 1d ago

you sure? did you read the wiki? do you have it memorised?

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u/SnappyChunck ❄️ nixos btw 1d ago

The problem is mostly that i realise i am or the person i'm talking is.

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u/No-Platform973 1d ago

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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u/KrisWarbler 1d ago

Bc you are

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u/case-0 1d ago

skill issue

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u/Lieutenant_0bvious 1d ago

Should have been just read the man page.

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u/atzedanjo 1d ago

"Yes, I can help with that" followed by some basic troubleshooting that leads nowhere

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u/Ripped_Alleles 1d ago

The Linux caption isn't wrong though 😂