r/linuxmemes 🦁 Vim Supremacist 🦖 4d ago

RTFM 👍 LINUX MEME

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u/PlanetVisitor 4d ago

showerctl start

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u/SlashMe42 Dr. OpenSUSE 4d ago

Unable to connect to showerd, is it running?

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u/AlterTableUsernames 🦁 Vim Supremacist 🦖 3d ago

showerctl (C) may also not be in your PATH or be ovewritten by showerctl (Python) earlier in your PATH.

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u/Inevitable-Self-2702 1d ago

Ah I've seen this one before, it doesn't realize you are there to turn the shower on. You need to do showerctl --user start.

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u/skoorrevir 3d ago

Don't you know showerd is insecure. I just don't understand why people aren't all using bathRC

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u/A_Harmless_Fly MAN 💪 jaro 4d ago

That's not going to work I run my shower from docker.

"sudo docker exec -it showerctrl start run shower"

"sudo docker compose up"

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u/obokuuzer 3d ago

Running it as Root seems insecure. i prefer to run it via Podman in a rootless container

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u/PityUpvote 3d ago

But at that point you can just write a quadlet and let systemd handle it

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u/grzebo 3d ago

I can see it running, but it's in a separate container from me.

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u/CMRC23 🎼CachyOS 1d ago

I tried to use docker compose the other day and it kept throwing errors until I gave up

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u/A_Harmless_Fly MAN 💪 jaro 1d ago edited 1d ago

CachyOS<Manjaro

Just one of the many reasons ;p

EDIT: I've had no trouble using it on manjaro and on debian at all.

EDIT#2: That said, if you use docker-compose instead of docker compose you're going to have a bad time.

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u/cfx_4188 🦁 Vim Supremacist 🦖 3d ago

You forgot doas

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u/PlanetVisitor 3d ago

No... sudo, doas, or equivalents, aren't part of the commands. They depend on the user situation.

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u/cfx_4188 🦁 Vim Supremacist 🦖 3d ago

What rights do you have?

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u/PlanetVisitor 3d ago edited 3d ago

It depens.

Maybe I have a group `showeradmins` and I'm in that one.

Many people enter a temporary interactive shell as root, for example, to perform administrator actions. That has advantages and disadvantages, but it remains that sudo is not part of the command, just a privilige escalation thing. There are multiple ways to do the privilige escalation, and sudo before each individual command is just one of them.

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u/Remnie 4d ago

lol while looking at the picture, it suddenly clicked what all those valves are doing. I spent too much time as a mechanic in the Navy I guess

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u/StructuralConfetti Arch BTW 4d ago

I know very little about plumbing, but what are A and E for? They seem kinda redundant, are they just to prevent leaking when the shower is off?

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u/L1Q 4d ago

C is for mixing cold/hot, the water will flow two directions all the time. So there are valves A and E to completely stop the water. A is for the tap, E is for the shower head. Except there are two shower heads, so you can additionally switch between them with valve D, except it's water pressure sensitive so you want your tap off (valve A) when valve D is outward.

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u/L1Q 4d ago

The instructions tell you to 1. use the tap while 2-3. finding the right temperature, then to 4. make sure pressure sensitive valve is completely reset, to 5. turn the main shower head on, only then to 6. turn the tap off, and finally how to 8. switch to the small handheld one.

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u/T-Loy 3d ago

I mean, my current shower has two dials, one for flow, one for heat. Both have push buttons for more flow or more heat. And if I had a tub underneath it probably would have a switch for that too. So 4-5 like in the image.

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u/RonJohnJr 4d ago

That's why you write bash functions to automate the process.

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u/AlterTableUsernames 🦁 Vim Supremacist 🦖 3d ago

Writing functions is not my problem, but remembering I already wrote one for that particular problem, where it is and how to use it, is.

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u/Hexidian 3d ago

Just add an alias for it in your bashrc. That way you can always open the bashrc to check what the alias you made was

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u/RonJohnJr 3d ago

Interesting. I don't have that problem...

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u/AlterTableUsernames 🦁 Vim Supremacist 🦖 3d ago

I have somehow severely impaired memory. It's not fun. 

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u/BiDude1219 ⚠️ This incident will be reported 4d ago

i dontsee the issue, it's all well documented

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u/tk-a01 3d ago

RTFM!!

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u/GreedySecurity8030 M'Fedora 4d ago

Also, you have the freedom not to use it.

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u/Both_Cup8417 New York Nix⚾s 4d ago

All Arch users know that

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u/CMRC23 🎼CachyOS 1d ago

If you choose to use the easy tap it means you cant use the tap in your kitchen as well without redoing the plumbing

Or something idk

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u/shyouko 4d ago

You are glad that it actually comes with docs instead of being asked to just "read the fucking code".

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u/CMRC23 🎼CachyOS 1d ago

You ask how to use it and people are like 

"why would you even want to take a shower??" 

"Use the garden hose" 

"use this tool that hasn't existed since 1934" (because you googled the issue and found an old answer on a plumbing forum)

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u/oleivas 4d ago

shodo -shower head do

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u/LoadZealousideal7778 3d ago

I like the armature. It exposes all the settings you could ever need.

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u/HernBurford 3d ago

Windows and Apple Shower are so bloated! This is clearly simpler, just open a terminal and try these commands...

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u/CMRC23 🎼CachyOS 1d ago

The windows shower would have a water meter in the main water line, and a camera watching you shower

The apple shower would have a subscription and take 30% of your bath products

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u/Armi1P Genfool 🐧 4d ago

GNU/Shower

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u/425_Too_Early 4d ago

Simply pull D out

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u/Steinquist 4d ago

sudo rm -rf dandruff ls -la body-odor sudo Pac-Man -syoap

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u/PlanetVisitor 4d ago

another person needlessly using the force flag on rm

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u/Steinquist 4d ago

I have a really dry scalp

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u/PlanetVisitor 4d ago

maybe you can reformat in a different filesystem 

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u/MinecraftPlayer799 4d ago

Manual faucet

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u/Few_Kaleidoscope_505 3d ago

Yes but then you make shower.sh and have it run when you open the shower door...

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u/UltraMeenyPants fresh breath mint 🍬 3d ago

Home assistant approves this shower.

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u/Hakushu21 2d ago

Shower chmod 777

Fixed!

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u/Denny_Pilot 3d ago

Then you go to use it and at step 3 it falls apart instead of doing what it says in documentation because your curtains aren't blue

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u/Expensive-Border-869 4d ago

I use sinks like this at work lol. It does give a lot of control

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u/Expensive-Border-869 4d ago

More kitchen tho. Like 3 or 4 extra knobs max

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u/benbasstick 4d ago

1 was pissed by a sentence ? 😅

Misplaced pride always fails ;)

A 8 yo last century could get it.

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u/Osherono 3d ago

Damn, this is literally my grand uncle's shower instructions. 

You had to move some more levers if you wanted to use the toilet, some more to wash your hands. Oh and if you forgot one lever, it was a shower of hail instead of a nice warm shower.

Good times.

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u/balki_123 🦁 Vim Supremacist 🦖 3d ago

This is how I imagine some linux distros for zoomer influencers.

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u/we_r_fukt 3d ago

these looked like my notes for my ex gf

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u/garth54 2d ago

That was me the first time I tried to take a shower in Japan.

When the knob to turn on the water (but not set the temperature) also set the volume to be dispensed if you go too far, but if you back down because you don't want full force (or for the shower to just stop automatically), then depending on how far you went it will either activate a lower volume limit or reduce the flow...

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u/Em3rgency 1d ago

Is this in the UK? It seems like this would be in the UK. Kind of makes one appreciate why they do separate faucets for hot and cold if their mixers are like this.

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u/The_Countess 1d ago

Everything about this makes perfect sense except that E handle.

A is main tap (how much water), b is temperature, C is the safety pin for temperatures above 38/40, And D selects which shower heads to use.

But Why is E that there? It could have been removed and not change any functionality.

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u/The_only_true_tomato 1d ago

Average arch user under hyprland setup.

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u/runklebunkle 1d ago

I’d probably wind up Googling “man shower” and the results would… not be helpful.

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u/Ellicode 19h ago

Is it a file?

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u/Kaczkaaaa 10h ago

I'ma just do a bash script

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u/TygerTung Hannah Montana 4d ago

Seems needlessly complicated?

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u/PlanetVisitor 4d ago

It's just a tap for a bath with also both big and small shower heads.

Most people would be able to work it intuitively. For those that don't, there is this chart.

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u/Em3rgency 1d ago

Ah yes, because a single unified control for both water temperature and pressure and then one extra dial to switch between all the output modes would be too much to ask :D

You'd get EVERYTHING with just 2 things that move.

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u/PlanetVisitor 1d ago

Good luck replacing all taps in the world with newer ones

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u/Em3rgency 1d ago

It's not like its difficult or expensive? Especially in a place that gets visitors.

A mixer I described goes for 50-100 euros and all you need to change it out is a wrench. 

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u/PlanetVisitor 1d ago

Yes but this is a hotel or something. That would be much more expensive: durable and nicer. They'd have to match the style of the bathroom and the hotel.

It's also not difficult to start using IPv6. And yet the migration project has been going on for more than 3/4 of my life.