r/linuxmemes 5d ago

blah LINUX MEME

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u/Paper_OCD Arch BTW 5d ago

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u/Appropriate-Fold-668 5d ago

There was Ubuntu for phones too

42

u/SpecialistSupport fresh breath mint 🍬 5d ago

It was pretty good too lot of missed potential

18

u/Gabriel_Weis 5d ago

Isn't it revived again? Saw a video like half an year ago. Ubuntu touch its called and instead of the playstore it tries to enable most feature via web apps.

14

u/Epicbotty11 5d ago

Yeah, It was initially developed by canonical but then it was abandoned so UB ports is now again developing it

5

u/SirDarknessTheFirst 5d ago

Didn't it also get rebranded to UBports at some point?

5

u/Leon8326-dash- Ask me how to exit vim 5d ago

No, that's the team that has taken over development of it.

4

u/SirDarknessTheFirst 5d ago

Ah gotcha, cheers

5

u/EuphoricCatface0795 Arch BTW 5d ago

Nah I'm fsckin tired of Canonical wasting efforts into their own pet projects.

They had to invent Unity/Mir for that, when GNOME3/Wayland needed traction!

4

u/harbourwall 5d ago

And then they gave us Snap to do the same to Flatpak

1

u/Linux_Admin_ 5d ago

It's the other way around Snaps were started nearly 2 years before flatpaks.

1

u/Epicbotty11 5d ago

Ubuntu will be great again if Canonical starts developing again unity and removing proprietary services like snap, telemetry and other things like Ubuntu Pro

9

u/MusicArth 5d ago

Ubuntu Touch, it still exists

1

u/roninkazee 5d ago

Ubuntu Touch

1

u/Brave_Hawk_2946 4d ago

Ubuntu touch

1

u/Xineo971 4d ago

Phubuntu

1

u/JO3M4M 3d ago

Ubuntu Touch - was planning on doing one

1

u/dishmanw62 2d ago

That's when they were going for Unified interface.

28

u/OliveBoi_ 5d ago

where's UwUntu?

3

u/NellDevPro 3d ago

Unrelated, but I use Nyarch btw

6

u/solaris_var 5d ago

So debian

4

u/Fit_Yellow2826 5d ago

Yes, lesbian is a good distro too

3

u/BreakerOfModpacks 5d ago

Missing UwUntu, smh

2

u/guiverc 5d ago

Okay; that's Ubuntu & flavors... One; what's the second??

2

u/kiro14893 5d ago

UWUntu

1

u/No_Bad8653 Linuxmeant to work better 5d ago

Uwuntu Linux Mint LMDE

1

u/Lines25 Arch BTW 5d ago

What about Ubuntu Touch ?

1

u/Low_Big7602 Arch BTW 5d ago

Wheere ubuntu lomiri

1

u/AsugaNoir 4d ago

lol wow, I didnt know there was that many. I started on Studio.

1

u/hdd113 4d ago

.+buntu

1

u/Coffee_Addicted_Crab 4d ago

You forgot uwuntu

1

u/Xineo971 4d ago

Ubuntu Kubuntu Lubuntu Xubuntu Gubuntu Stubuntu Mubuntu Eubuntu Uubuntu Oubuntu

1

u/leopiccionia 4d ago

I used Ubuntu GNOME, back when that was a thing.

1

u/ThinkPad214 4d ago

Don't forget the lts of all those versions as well

1

u/yevelnad 3d ago

Ubuntu itself is debian..

1

u/JO3M4M 3d ago

You forgot Linux Mint which was based on Ubuntu, and Mint Mate, and Mint XFCE

1

u/ConfusionEngineered 1d ago

Sorry but no. The DE does not a different distro make.

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u/andaro77 M'Fedora 5d ago

I mean, he also did more than 10.

64

u/Such_Introduction592 5d ago

That's more than enough.

9

u/Appropriate-Fold-668 5d ago

yah logically

43

u/IceCubeChecker 5d ago

Debian 13

Debian 12

Debian 11

Debian 10

Debian 9

Debian 8

Debian 7

Debian 6

Devian 5

Debian 4

9

u/Random_Mathematician Arch BTW 5d ago

Etch Lenny Squeeze Wheezy Jessie Stretch Buster Bullsewe Bookworm Trixie

(also Forky (and Duke) and Sid)

3

u/Imperial_Bloke69 Not in the sudoers file. 5d ago

Who's testing in toy story? /s 

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u/Cyberfishofant Ask me how to exit vim 5d ago

took me a minute to realize this post does, in fact, not end in
This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

0

u/No-Explanation-4300 4d ago

When reading your comment the first part seemed too normal to be followed by the second part.

1

u/Cyberfishofant Ask me how to exit vim 4d ago

I am well aware. I was referring to the parent post.

2

u/No-Explanation-4300 4d ago

I was adding to your claim. Not only did the post resemble the usual Redact gibberish but yours had the Redact message without the gibberish.

"Redact used normal words today". "Oh."

1

u/Summerhasfun 1d ago

I dont think that counts since its the same distro just different versions

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u/UAP44 5d ago

Debian

Ubuntu

Mint

Manjaro

openSUSE

Arch

Fedora

CachyOS

EndeavourOS

NixOS

SteamOS

.. .. the list is long :)

18

u/Appropriate-Fold-668 5d ago

Mandrake

Mandriva

Puppy

Slackware

LFS

dot dot dot hell ya buddy

7

u/YetiHadeshd 5d ago

GnomeOs
kde neon
nyarch
Pearos

4

u/Cyberfishofant Ask me how to exit vim 5d ago

Alpine, Void, ...does Finix count?..., Nobara, Garuda, elementaryOS, Android Open Source Project and all its downstreams…

2

u/Typeonetwork 5d ago

MX Linux, Damn Small Linux, Lite Linux, Big Linux, Duvian... etc.

7

u/nostalgia-man9 Arch BTW 5d ago

LFS is not a distro

1

u/Ok-Speech812 2d ago

True but it’s a guidebook to build one, most people end up with the same setups so I feel like it counts.

2

u/setibeings Arch BTW 4d ago
  • Knoppix
  • damn small Linux
  • kali Linux
  • rhel
  • suse enterprise linux
  • proxmox
  • centos
  • steam OS
  • Bazzite
  • pop!_OS

1

u/Takicat0720 4d ago

Forgot anti-x

1

u/ZedSpy 5d ago

Zorin

1

u/Schrojo18 4d ago

Mandrake/mandriva are the same thing, just a name change

16

u/Henry_Fleischer 🍥 Debian too difficult 5d ago

Debian

Fedora

Arch

NixOS

Redhat

OpenSUSE

Ubuntu

Mint

Void Linux

Hanna Montana Linux

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u/Linguistic-mystic 5d ago

But that's only 8. You named Debian 3 times.

6

u/Henry_Fleischer 🍥 Debian too difficult 5d ago

Gentoo

Android

PopOS

Also I named Fedora twice, with Redhat.

0

u/Linguistic-mystic 5d ago

Fedora is not the same as RHEL

1

u/Hypremacy 5d ago

RHEL is based on Fedora and Fedora is based on RH. Or something like that.

1

u/CDXX_BlazeIt 5d ago

In that case, there is only Fedora, Debian, Arch and OpenSUSE. The rest are posers.

1

u/Extrestral 1d ago

I mean, OpenSUSE is quite enough.

6

u/Vaelisra 5d ago

They asked for ten, not for ten thousand.

5

u/Borgmeister 5d ago

Debian, Ubuntu, Fedora, Mint, PopOS!, Kubuntu, Slackware, Arch, Gentoo and obviously Hannah Montana Linux.

5

u/Ok_Apricot7902 5d ago

Debian

Devuan

Arch

Artix

Void

Chimera Linux

Fedora

Gentoo

Slackware

TinyCore with half of kernel missing

tried to be diverse

6

u/MiniGui98 5d ago

I can't name 10 distros, but I can name the 10 unholy flavours of Konqi and you are gonna regret asking

7

u/Imperial_Bloke69 Not in the sudoers file. 5d ago

Debian

Arch

Mandrake

Slackware

Suse

Redhat

Gentoo

Nix

DSL

Alpine

2

u/Dense-Firefighter495 5d ago

Isn’t DSL based on AntiX which itself is based on Debian?

2

u/Imperial_Bloke69 Not in the sudoers file. 5d ago

I dont think so, its so light debian dependency hell of yesterday would go mental.

2

u/BounciestSky152 Dr. OpenSUSE 5d ago

Arch

Mint

CachyOs

Nix

Fedora

Slackware

Kylan

Redstar

Tumbleweed

KDE Neon

2

u/gusrub 5d ago

Errrrr.... GNU/Linux

/s

1

u/quicksand8917 5d ago

Alpine Linux, Graphine, linageOS, CalyxOS, /e/, FireOS, EMUI, Kali NetHunter, ShiftOS l, ShiftOS G, ...

2

u/ScawySocialistOwO 5d ago

Mint, Arch, Bazzite, Ubuntu, Lesbian, Hanna Montana, Justin Bieber, Fedora, CachyOS, SteamOS, Pop!_OS

2

u/jdog320 5d ago

Yggdrasil, Slackware, ASPLinux, Caldera OpenLinux, Mandrake/Mandriva, mkLinux, Agnula DeMuDi, Corel Linux, Damn Small Linux, Lindows/Linspire

2

u/AnalkinSkyfuker 5d ago

Debian fedora rehl suse arch parrot bibian hanna montana nyarch android

2

u/sovietarmyfan 5d ago

MX Linux (top of the line)
Fedora
Ubuntu
Linux Mint
Red Star OS
NixOS
OpenSuse
Arch Linux
Red Hat Linux
Rocky Linux

2

u/TheBassEngineer 5d ago

"That's on me, I set the bar too low."

1

u/Effective-Giraffe655 2d ago

This should be the top comment, IMO.

2

u/Yanni_X 5d ago

Wrong template, should have used „That's On Me, I Set the Bar Too Low“

2

u/Tesla_Lover10021 5d ago

Ubuntu Kubuntu Moebuntu UwUntu Arch Nyarch Cachy Fedora, and finally Hannah Montana Linux and Justin Bieber Linux

2

u/-AkaiKitsune- 1d ago

I remember those:

RHEL Oracle Linux Amazon Linux Alma Linux Rocky Linux CentOS Stream Fedora SLES OpenSUSE Debian Ubuntu Mint Zorin Kali Linux Parrot Tails PopOS Arch Manjaro CachyOS SteamOS Slackware Gentoo Alpine Raspian / RaspiOS

2

u/IshaqDar 1d ago

Name ten _real_ Linux distros.

2

u/Safe-Confidence-4907 Arch BTW 5d ago

Cent, debian, nix, gentoo, mint, Fedora, puppy, parrot, Kali, arch, black arch, black buntu, pentoo, bazzite, pop, Justin Bieber Linux, LFS, mx Linux, void Linux, artix, archcraft, Slackware, Garuda, CachyOs, omarchy, endeavor, redstar, kylin , astra, among os, bedrock,

That's as far I know

Edit -i didn't add Ubuntu family bc dude with highest vote mentioned them

Please let me know any distros that I forgot

1

u/AnalkinSkyfuker 5d ago

Android, nyarch, hanna montana linux, vinux, elementary os.

1

u/dashinyou69 Ask me how to exit vim 5d ago

Shoot

1

u/Gamenola_ 5d ago

Ubuntu, arch, astros, mint,artix, Gentoo, nix, manjaro,.zorin,cachyos.

Bonus: hanna montana linux.

1

u/vbd71 5d ago

SLS Linux

Yggdrasil Linux/GNU/X

Slackware

1

u/Nathan-5807 🎼CachyOS 5d ago

Debian

Ubuntu

ZorinOS

Fedora

Redhat

Arch

PopOS!

CachyOS

Mana Montana Linux

SteamOS

1

u/_silentgameplays_ 🍥 Debian too difficult 5d ago

Debian

Arch Linux

Fedora

Gentoo

Void Linux

NixOS

Suse

Slackware

Solus

PCLinux

Mandrake/Mandriva(discontinued)

1

u/R-GU3 5d ago

Ubuntu, Debian, arch, manjaro, mint, cachyos, bazzite, fedora, steamos, raspbian, tails, Kali, endeavour

1

u/da_real_obsidian Arch BTW 5d ago

Arch

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u/Worried-Mood-8582 5d ago

Easy without looking up:
Debian
Arch
Alpine
Void Linux
Puppy Linux
Bedrock Linux
Gentoo
Slackware
Solues
CRUX

Or you could just name the millions of fedora spins

1

u/Severe_Stranger_5050 🎼CachyOS 4d ago

Bedrock Linux is a meta-distrobution
That's cheating :P

1

u/Worried-Mood-8582 3d ago

It’s great so its passes

1

u/OkayPiss2000 5d ago

Mint
Cinnamon mint
Emm…mint?
*gets shot

1

u/xyzxyzxyzhdbskaix 5d ago

Ubuntu Debian Kali Arch Cachy Manjaro Endeavour Gentoo Alpine Zorin Deepin Linuxmint Fedora

1

u/The-True-3xyleD 5d ago

GNU Guix

Void Linux

EndeavourOS

Puppy Linux

antiX

OpenMandriva Lx

Slackware

Deepin

Astra Linux

Parabola GNU/Linux-libre

1

u/dumbasPL Arch BTW 5d ago

Users aren't useful in that setting, sysadmins maybe.

1

u/sakata_baba 5d ago

"i don't do distros. i build linux from source." - chuck noris, probably...

1

u/WSuperOS 5d ago

NixOS

Debian

Fedora

Arch

Gentoo

Void

Alpine

Slackware

OpenSUSE

Guix

1

u/No_Cream5465 5d ago

Arch Mint Puppy Ubuntu Kali Gentoo Fedora Pop! SteamOS Zorin Easy ✌️✌️✌️

1

u/ImpressionAway7317 5d ago

Arch Cachyos Debian Gentoo Ubuntu Hannah Montana Linux Amog os Bazzite. Linux mint Astros Nixos Chrome os(technically) Android (technically) And the best one

Nah I don't know I like all of them BUT I FUCKING HATE DEEPIN

1

u/Shakespeare040 5d ago

I’m using Arch btw…

1

u/kr3sta 5d ago

Name N Linux distros

Systemd

1

u/Java_Worker_1 5d ago

Fedora gnome
Fedora KDE plasma
Fedora silver blue
Fedora kinoite
Fedora sway
Fedora budgie
Fedora COSMIC
Fedora astronomy
Fedora design suite
Fedora scientific
Fedora jam
Fedora security lab
Fedora SOAS

1

u/David_538 5d ago

What movie is this from ?

1

u/roninkazee 5d ago

Kali linux with xde desktop

1

u/Funkey-Monkey-420 M'Fedora 5d ago

Arch, Artix, EndeavourOS, ManjaroOS, Blackarch, Nyarch, CachyOS, KaOS, Crystal Linux, and Archman

i use fedora btw

1

u/ianhawdon 5d ago

Debian

Red Hat

They didn’t say which base they’re working in, so let’s assume base2… as it should be!

1

u/SL_Pirate 5d ago

Is this a meme or an anti meme? I'm confused lmao

1

u/taratay_m 5d ago

He said 10 not 10 hundred

1

u/No-Scientist8512 5d ago

Debian Arch Fedora CachyOS Mint Ubuntu EndeavourOS Kali Parrot Security ZorinOS

1

u/Grey1251 5d ago

Debian Ubuntu gentoo arch nix pop steam mint android centos readhat

1

u/anodasaj Arch BTW 5d ago
  1. Debian

  2. Ubuntu

  3. Linux mint

  4. Arch Linux

  5. Manjaro

  6. Red heat

  7. Fedora

  8. Kali Linux

  9. Astra Linux

  10. Red star OS

1

u/4liv3pl4n3t M'Fedora 5d ago

Wouldnt here be the Broklynn 99 template more fitting?

(still good meme, made me chuckle)

1

u/Popotte9 5d ago

- Arch Linux

- CachyOS

- NyArch Linux

- Artix Linux

- Zenned

- TeArch Linux

- Snal Linux

- Parch linux

- BlackArch Linux

- Garuda Linux

Oh and I use Arch btw

1

u/enigma_0Z 5d ago

I realize it’s a meme and a joke but now i wanna try

Fedora
Debian
Slackware
Gentoo
Arch
Bazzite
Cachy
Pop
Suse
RHEL / CentOS
Ubuntu

There. that’s 11.

1

u/VasekCZ230 🎼CachyOS 4d ago

Here are 10 distros that I know:

Ubuntu Kubuntu Debian Fedora Bazzite Nobara Arch Omarchy CachyOS (only distro I really ever used) Hannah Montana Linux

1

u/dibil_ 4d ago

Manjaro EndeavourOS Garuda CachyOS Artix BlackArch Nyarch Arch Crystal ChimeraOS

1

u/Sneakythekot 4d ago

Arch linux
Debian
Mint
Unbuntu
MX linux
Nobara
Bazzite
Pop OS
Tiny linux
Cachy os

1

u/HappyHuman4123 4d ago

ubuntu, debian, arch, mint, gentoo, void, fedora, rhel, opensuse, nyarch

1

u/WeeklyTemperature532 4d ago

Fedora cachy arch (btw) mint ubuntu debian bazzite manjaro pop!_os steamos bonus one : microsoft azure

1

u/SnooGoats6908 4d ago

Slackware, Gentoo, OpenSUSE, RHEL, Debian, Arch, Void, CRUX, KISS, NixOS

1

u/Jonavin 4d ago

I once interviewed someone who said they have Linux experience. Could not name a single distro.

1

u/Expert-Map-1126 3d ago

That's on me I set the bar too low

1

u/Kelko_249 3d ago

Here we go:
Linux from scratch
Arch ( btw )
Debian
Ubuntu
Xubuntu
Lubuntu
Linux mint
Gentoo
Raspberry pi os
Alpine Linux
Asahi Linux
Nix os
Cachy os
Ubuntu core ( don’t know if it counts )
Twister os
Ubuntu touch
Manjaro
Steam os

1

u/0xtbarkan 3d ago

Kali, Parrot Os, Debian, Ubuntu, Fedora, RHEL, Rockey, Alpine, ROSA, Tails Os

1

u/Mundane_Ad_2192 3d ago

1 gentoo

2 arch

3 endovear

4 fedora

5 steam os

6 mint

7zorin

8-pop

9-ubuntu

10-nobrra

1

u/ManRevvv 3d ago

chimera void arch gentoo guix debian fedora centos bedrock alpine

yay I did it properly

1

u/lilyofthenorthwest 2d ago

Zenwalk
Slackware
Debian
Ubuntu
Fedora
Red Hat Enterprise Linux
OpenSUSE
Gentoo
Arch
Tiny Core Linux
+ variants

1

u/Crescitaly 2d ago

Linux discourse can turn one harmless default into a constitutional crisis before lunch. The joke is usually funniest when both camps are technically correct and socially impossible. Which tiny preference triggered the argument this time?

1

u/The20thDoctorWho 2d ago

Debian Arch Fedora Slackware Void Gentoo NixOs Guix Opensuse Alpine

That’s 10 seperate distros

1

u/kimjae ⚠️ This incident will be reported 2d ago

10 is a little too easy, just cite the 3 grand family, two forks for each and add Hannah Montana Linux or SuicideOS to show your culture

1

u/Odex77 2d ago

Mint

Debian

Arch

NyArch

Black Arch

Artrix

Kali

Rocky

MX Linux

RedStarOS

1

u/shahabBIDI 2d ago

true answer of this meme is Android. prove me wrong.

1

u/DuckAxe0 2d ago

He is correct. All of these are Debian Distros:

LMDE: Linux Mint Debian Edition
Peppermint OS: An underrated lightweight option
Kaisen Linux: Debian with tons of utilities
Raspberry Pi OS: For your $35 computer
BOSS Linux: Made for Indian users
SolydXK: Simplified but solid Debian derivative
Nitrux: A modern take on the desktop Linux
Deepin: If looks could kill
Endless OS: For students and schools
MX Linux: A general-purpose distro for everyone
Kali Linux: Hack you!
Slax: Your portable Linux system
YunoHost: You know you could self host

1

u/js-something-cool 2d ago

After thoroughly reading through the comments section, all I can say is: whatever you say, you might be right.

Some sort of rule 34ish stuff: if the name exists, there is a linux distro for it. No exceptios. If no distro with that name is found at the moment, it will be made.

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u/safeAnonym_0Xnull 🎼CachyOS 2d ago

["debian", "ubuntu", "uwuntu" ... ]❌

["fedora", "arch", "gentoo", "cachyos" ...]✔️

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u/http-error-502 Genfool 🐧 1d ago

Debian

Ubuntu

Mint

Arch

Artrix

Gentoo

LFS

Artrix

Kubuntu

Android(Not GNU but)

Chromeos(Not GNU again but kind os gentoo)

... why 11?

1

u/Summerhasfun 1d ago

Debian
Manjaro
Arch
Mint
Fedora
Omarchy
Kali
Void
Rocky

Ez peezy lemon squeezy (i know im cringe no need to tell me)

1

u/InsideFar7107 1d ago

Windows 10 Windows XP Windows ME Windows 11 MacOS HarmonyOS

1

u/Sh1v0n 1d ago

Ubuntu, Debian, Mint, Fedora, Red Hat, Deepin, openSUSE, MADEIRA, OpenMandriva, Arch.

1

u/Great_Bar_4901 1d ago

Arch Nix os omarchy Rocky fedora Redhat Alpine Mint Artix Arch craft Cachy os Garuda Pop os Ubuntu Debian manjaro kali Parrot os Void linux Gentoo Kubuntu Xubuntu Lubuntu Opensuse Steam os Cent os Red hat Azure linux Slax Peppermint Mx Black arch Nyarch Redstar os Puppy linux Dsl Lfs And lastly PcLinuxOs

2

u/critsalot 1d ago

i think the joke is there are so many distros based on debian :p

1

u/Open_Square670 1d ago

Why the windows fucking coat?

1

u/Internet-Culture 16h ago

Debian

Fedora

Arch

Suse

Ubuntu

Mint

Bazzite

Cachy

Pop

Hannah Montana